He had yellow eyes. So help me god, YELLOW EYES!

The farkers who aren't from the midwest are looking at the headline going "Tear Howt?"

I spent a couple of dismal years in Terre Haute, so I am getting kicked out of this thread.

markie_farkie: I thought only clodhoppers lived down in Terre Haute,

You spelled "Hoosiers" wrong. Close, though.

log_jammin: Tear Howt?

No, it's Tear a Howt. Don't leave out the "a." Or they'll tear you a new howt.

Lead pipe? Were they in the land of Double Dragon?

So, with the lead pipe, in the driveway, the killer is...

You throw a rock, they throw a knife. You throw a knife, they sneak into your home at night and murder your family.

/obscure?

Don't ask him about old lady Semple's pension check no more.

Lead pipe and sword.......who the hell uses a lead pipe or sword, when in the USA you can simply carry a firearm?

All in all, 3 fingers isn't too bad.

/not impressed

This is like some advanced version of rock paper scissors, isn't it?

wtf

God, that town smells like paper farts.

/Bloomington resident
//any other Indiana residents around that know what I'm sayin?
///eh?

The lack of race and names means they were black.

Somebody getting pissed off 'cause their lights are bothering another?

Black.

Violence over common curtsy?

Black.

Why do ya keep em?

MasonL87: You throw a rock, they throw a knife. You throw a knife, they sneak into your home at night and murder your family.

/obscure?

Venture brothers is hardly obscure

The man from the house eventually picked up a lead pipe and then investigators say that's when the man from the car pulled out a samurai sword.

You just can't make this shiat up. Even Hollywood is hesitant to use a plot this stupid

God Terra Haute is so redneck, I swear! My g/f's family lives there and its just like west virginia.

And in Vincennes, the METH DEALS YOU!

Indiana is best lived here inside the city walls. Most everything to do is inside of the 465 loop. I live out in the sticks, but I go to school, work, and do all my fun stuff downtown, where its safe from samurai's.

TedNigma: The lack of race and names means they were black.

Somebody getting pissed off 'cause their lights are bothering another?

Black.

Violence over common curtsy?

Black.

Why do ya keep em?

Not to condescend, but I know this state. They were probably tweakers.

milliondollarmurray: God, that town smells like paper farts.

Drive through Decatur, IL, on a hot summer day. If you can make it without puking, you are stronger than me. I swear that town smells like Satan's ballsack after its been plunged into Cthulu's ass.

If you've ever been there, you would understand the crazy...
pecosdave: The Imakandi way?
I miss him :( I would think a Samurai Jack redux for Adult Swim would be 1000x incredible than its Toonami cleanliness.
/Kinda like how Gundam Wing and Outlaw Star were reduxed for AS...

Steve Martin visited Vigo County in his salad days and proclaimed Terre Haute to be "the armpit of America."

Whatever, nothing could be as bad as the Cabbage Roll the served at the Terre Haute Federal Pen.

Fano: He had yellow eyes. So help me god, YELLOW EYES!

markie_farkie: I thought only clodhoppers lived down in Terre Haute.

You guys are winners! Nottafinga!

At...least...I...managed...to...destroy...Terra...Haute...In..Di...A...Na

Dadoody: Lead pipe and sword.......who the hell uses a lead pipe or sword, when in the USA you can simply carry a firearm?

All in all, 3 fingers isn't too bad.

I'll tell you exactly what happened. Tired dude coming home from Iaido practice stops his car to drop off a friend. Friend goes inside, angry dude comes out swinging, and dude grabs his sword which happens to be at hand. Lead-pipe-swinging dude gets three fingers cut off, and decides this wasn't such a good idea. Guy coming home from keiko cleans off his sword and waits for the police.

As caught on camera ...

/hot

Came for the highlander reference, got here just in time. They seemed to substitute lead pipes a lot when fighting in New York. Once in the garage, once in the construction site, and once in the finale.

Big Man: Skipping the obvious question why someone has a sword in their car,

Dude, this is Indiana. Everyone is required to own at least one shiatty "katana" from the local flea market...

milliondollarmurray: //any other Indiana residents around that know what I'm sayin?

Evansville area here. Spent a week on vacation on the ocean once and everything smelled like musty sewage for a day when I returned.

Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife!

TedNigma: The lack of race and names means they were black.

Somebody getting pissed off 'cause their lights are bothering another?

Black.

Violence over common curtsy?

Black.

Why do ya keep em?

Whitey keepin'em down with the swords.

I know of someone who, with a bit of electrical tape, make a rather kickass weapon combo with those components.

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Oh, a note. Since the GRONK COMICS website fails to properly link out the full comic pages (???) to the general Livejournal pages, you can also see them here (in entirety)
http://ryclaude.livejournal.com/tag/ebon%20spire (new window)

or at Ryclaude's Deviant Art webpage
http://ryclaude.deviantart.com/ (new window)
(Although many of the other random pages are censored from viewing because "there are no naked people, even drawings of naked people" on the Internet according to Deviant Art).

As for the Ebon Spire storyline, there are many other branches in play (the characters that Ewan fights tend to have their own storylines created by other Deviant Art members). The Ebon Spire story is a group contribution with each artist adding their own bits into the joined storyline. Immortal Ewan is a star, but not the *only* star of the tale.

Dadoody: Lead pipe and sword.......who the hell uses a lead pipe or sword, when in the USA you can simply carry a firearm?

This.
When I'm in Terre Haute, I carry a 10mm Glock.

/when I'm anywhere else, I carry a 10mm Glock.

phrawgh: Steve Martin visited Vigo County in his salad days and proclaimed Terre Haute to be "the armpit of America."

Actually, this is the Armpit of America... but thanks for playing.

...sure is getting dusty in here.

milliondollarmurray: God, that town smells like paper farts.

/Bloomington resident
//any other Indiana residents around that know what I'm sayin?
///eh?

Evansvillian who has to go to Indy for the holidays...

BUILD 69 NOW!

I have a feeling that it was actually a machete. That's what I carry in my truck here in Vigo county. Samureye, samoorie, schameri, whatever it's called, that's jap crap. We hoosiers want a knife that works! And it's Tear-a-Hoat for those phonetically challenged of you. We couldn't care less how you pronounce it. You're all idiots anyway. Chop, chop!!

Big Man: Skipping the obvious question why someone has a sword in their car, why would somebody have a lead pipe these days?

It's tare-a-hoat!

This. French for "high ground." Higher than the other side of the Wabash, anyway, creatively called "West Terre Haute," and easily identified by the fact that the aborigines all have one big eye in the middle of their foreheads.

As for the "obvious question," why, the Deliverator, of course.

The neighboring towns are a sophisticates Mecca. Let us not forget the rustic charm of Toadhop or the beautiful metropolis of Farmersburg, just down highway 41.