*stumbling in, out of breath*

is this the wet t-shirt fap thread? Am I late?

Genevieve Marie: redmid17: scumbag = coont or slut

Scumbag isn't specifically sexual in nature

evidently "scumbag" means condom.

Pinksprite: paleryder69: Yes, I could point out a few things such as the right to halt sex at any time. You do understand there is a point of no return with a man so that it becomes physically painful if they do not complete the act.

Please explain this. What is your point?

Yeah what is the point? You take care of that by going to the bathroom and jerking it. Don't use your blue balls excuse and think it's an actual excuse for anything.

Ed Grubermann: Jadicegirl: why would they want to?

The money? Maybe they enjoy the attention.

What's the payoff?

I'd assume seeing wet titties in person. But I'm only basing this on the basis that I'm a guy and I like titties.

And honestly, some do enjoy the attention. But good grief, making a trip to see boobs when a guy can look online, or better yet, find a woman at home? Too much trouble, man!

ramen_for_all: *stumbling in, out of breath*

is this the wet t-shirt fap thread? Am I late?

keep it going!!

My god... it's beautiful.

Pinksprite: paleryder69: Yes, I could point out a few things such as the right to halt sex at any time. You do understand there is a point of no return with a man so that it becomes physically painful if they do not complete the act.

Please explain this. What is your point?

I guess someone doesn't know how to jerk off.

EsteeFlwrPot:

Yeah what is the point? You take care of that by going to the bathroom and jerking it. Don't use your blue balls excuse and think it's an actual excuse for anything.

I don't see any boobs in that pic.

Genevieve Marie: turbidum: The professor spent the entire first class pointing out gender inequalities inherent in the English language (there is no male equivalent of slut or biatch, we attack men by feminizing them and women by questioning their femininity, etc.

You don't think that's significant?

I think we call them dicks, pricks, jerkoffs, assholes, mothereffers, etc.

I'm sure other languages have similar terms.

/history.

milkyshirt: EsteeFlwrPot:

Yeah what is the point? You take care of that by going to the bathroom and jerking it. Don't use your blue balls excuse and think it's an actual excuse for anything.

I don't see any boobs in that pic.

Allow me to correct my mistake:

Genevieve Marie: thursdaypostal: DominaNY: Have fun with rape. Your delusional mind has intense fantasies and FARK feeds right into them.

Hey, nothing wrong with a rape fantasy safely fulfilled.

Nope, nothing at all.

A rape fantasy isn't a rape. The ability of either person to stop it at anytime makes it completely and totally consensual.

So... what you doin next weekend?

Genevieve Marie: turbidum: The professor spent the entire first class pointing out gender inequalities inherent in the English language (there is no male equivalent of slut or biatch, we attack men by feminizing them and women by questioning their femininity, etc.

You don't think that's significant?

Interesting? Sure. Significant? Maybe. Useful? No.

If we carry these facts around like stones in our pockets, we end up blaming the supposed victimizers for the fact that we're so weighed down. Instead, we should live our lives and effect circumstances that change society so that these words no longer have the meaning and power they once did.

The blogger you linked to undoubtedly has good intentions, but decrying things like encouraging women to take self-defense classes as a way to help stop rape is ridiculous. From what I read (and, again, I merely skimmed), she offers no solutions but merely paints a picture of a society where people are raped with words, actions, and inactions over and over and over again. She seems to be saying we're damned from that first step out the door (or sooner, if an intruder breaks in. . .or if we turn on the television. . .or if we watch Oz). When you ascribe meaning to everything, nothing has meaning.

DominaNY: Hey, Genevieve, there is NO such thing as a "rape culture". All HUMAN cultures include rape, genocide, infanticide, war, and other atrocities.

You are a major buzzkill AND I am a woman. (and an Anthropologist) There is NOTHING wrong with gorgeous women strutting their stuff and a woman who ASSUMES that being sexually attractive creates a rape culture is a woman who hates men, for no other reason than that they are men.

Wanna debate. I'll put my PhD in Cultural Anthropology from Columbia University up against your nasty agenda...I'll even mudfight, have men pay for it, and beat your ass.

Oh so YOU'RE the reason that some dude always has to be at the gym in 26 minutes. And here all this time we thought he'd never get a date.

Turbidum: We must never take these words too seriously. Words are very important but if we take them too seriously we destroy everything....

/This.

Ed Grubermann:

Why go to a bar at all? I mean, you can stay home and get shiatfaced drunk a lot cheaper than going to a bar. Why let those cute cheerleaders in bikinis overcharge you for a car wash when you can do it yourself for a lot less?

You lost me there. I don't drink and I have no interest in cute cheerleaders in bikinis.

Damn you, heterosexuality!

/Wait...are there any cute male cheerleaders doing car washes?

Fano: EsteeFlwrPot: Pinksprite: paleryder69: Yes, I could point out a few things such as the right to halt sex at any time. You do understand there is a point of no return with a man so that it becomes physically painful if they do not complete the act.

Please explain this. What is your point?

Yeah what is the point? You take care of that by going to the bathroom and jerking it. Don't use your blue balls excuse and think it's an actual excuse for anything.

And here I've been ridiculed on fark for telling the "blue balls" fellas that they are selling a lie. But it is a lie.

It's not really a lie. Guys do get pain in the balls (I think it's the balls) when the Tokyo Sandblaster doesn't blast any sand, so to speak. That doesn't make it an excuse for ANYTHING though. It hurts? Jerk it and go to sleep like everyone else!

Genevieve Marie: DominaNY: I'll even mudfight, have men pay for it, and beat your ass.

(snip) Just don't expect to talk. It's not your place.

Um, you DID notice her login, right?

Re: your post, I understand what you're saying but I don't see a "culture of rape". Individual incidents don't make a culture (most of the men that don't rape, and they probably number in the billions, might agree with me on that; but their view, like mine, is different from someone for whom rape is a very real threat).

And I agree with your thoughts on Playboy. I once read it for the thought-provoking articles and interviews as well as the photography. If only there was something today on a par with the old Playboy...

Nonetheless, we're both posting in a thread about wet T-shirt contests. Prurient interest is prurient.

/I'm so very scared of DominaNY (gulp...no "How YOU doin'?" from me, that's for sure)

Tofu: Chariset: Wet wallet contest, then?
If the only narrative you've been fed is that "women are objectified" then your awareness of male objectification is just nonexistent. So, you're just blind to it in the same way that everyone in the '50s was blind to the objectification of women. But if you simply make a tiny effort to watch for it, you'll become aware of all over the place. That doesn't mean you have to be offended by it. It just means you see it.


THIS

Everyone forgets that women objectify men as expendable, replaceable, pig-headed, sex addicted, one-track minded hounds, open all hours ATMs, and free male escorts when needed.

Western society has made every effort to make sure that women aren't objectified... but there is no such requirement, or moral imperative for women to respect men at all. As a result, just have a look at the rampant pussification going on in society.

Don't believe me? Just ask your wife.

I just got back from Australia! Despite being as queer as a goat I couldn't help but to look. Down Under, you got some stunnin' ladies over there. Most swear like sailors and could drink me under the table but that's ok.

Fano: And here I've been ridiculed on fark for telling the "blue balls" fellas that they are selling a lie. But it is a lie.

You've been ridiculed, but it's unfair because you can't have the experience. (I'm assuming you're a woman, but maybe you're a man who hasn't experienced it.) It's no lie: for me it's been discomfort, usually moderate, sometimes intense, and only sometimes bordering on pain. My discomfort probably comes from the prostate and from the engorged corpus cavernosa. Others might experience it differently.

One thing is certain: I wouldn't force someone else to "relieve" the discomfort. Any man who uses force (outside of a power exchange situation) is not a man, he's an animal.

/fortunately I've got two hands

DominaNY: Hey, Genevieve, there is NO such thing as a "rape culture". All HUMAN cultures include rape, genocide, infanticide, war, and other atrocities.

You are a major buzzkill AND I am a woman. (and an Anthropologist) There is NOTHING wrong with gorgeous women strutting their stuff and a woman who ASSUMES that being sexually attractive creates a rape culture is a woman who hates men, for no other reason than that they are men.

Wanna debate. I'll put my PhD in Cultural Anthropology from Columbia University up against your nasty agenda...I'll even mudfight, have men pay for it, and beat your ass.

I think someone's late for the gym.

One of the famous discussions about kids having sex for the first time is the girl asking, "Why is it so important to you?"

"It isn't important to me, I just want to have sex with you. It's more important to you that we have sex or not."

Classic anthropological male vs female reproductive investment.

Chariset: Tofu: Want to practice one? What do you see in this vodka ad?

My eyes went straight to her breasts, since they're the focal point of the image.

They could still move elsewhere afterward, I should point out, and I considered your argument, but-- I don't see the man's wealth as prominently displayed as her body. He's just a figure in a suit there to offer her vodka. She's the one laid out between his legs on some sort of odd plinth, and the vodka is less than subtly positioned on either side of her golden globes.

The message CLEARLY isn't "Drink vodka, ladies, and have a successful man bring it to you" -- it's "Drink vodka, men, because-- boobies!"

Maybe the message in that ad is for the ladies -
This vodka will make men see you as desirable. Hmm..?

BTW, wet Tshirt contests, and strip clubs are where men show how easily they part with money, and how simple they truly are. If a woman goes into the situation flaunting instead of seeking approval or trying to validate herself, she is the winner.

Neo-Rio-101: Tofu: Chariset: Wet wallet contest, then?
If the only narrative you've been fed is that "women are objectified" then your awareness of male objectification is just nonexistent. So, you're just blind to it in the same way that everyone in the '50s was blind to the objectification of women. But if you simply make a tiny effort to watch for it, you'll become aware of all over the place. That doesn't mean you have to be offended by it. It just means you see it.


THIS

Everyone forgets that women objectify men as expendable, replaceable, pig-headed, sex addicted, one-track minded hounds, open all hours ATMs, and free male escorts when needed.

Western society has made every effort to make sure that women aren't objectified... but there is no such requirement, or moral imperative for women to respect men at all. As a result, just have a look at the rampant pussification going on in society.

Don't believe me? Just ask your wife.

So, what's your point? You act as if this is wrong.

EsteeFlwrPot: Fano: EsteeFlwrPot: Pinksprite: paleryder69: Yes, I could point out a few things such as the right to halt sex at any time. You do understand there is a point of no return with a man so that it becomes physically painful if they do not complete the act.

Please explain this. What is your point?

Yeah what is the point? You take care of that by going to the bathroom and jerking it. Don't use your blue balls excuse and think it's an actual excuse for anything.

And here I've been ridiculed on fark for telling the "blue balls" fellas that they are selling a lie. But it is a lie.

It's not really a lie. Guys do get pain in the balls (I think it's the balls) when the Tokyo Sandblaster doesn't blast any sand, so to speak. That doesn't make it an excuse for ANYTHING though. It hurts? Jerk it and go to sleep like everyone else!

Sounds good and for the ladies.


I'm a firm believer in sticking to the topic and coming up with a slick solution. Was that so hard?

/rape needs to be banned
//it could be collected and put in a rape box

Fano: Chariset: Tofu: Want to practice one? What do you see in this vodka ad?

My eyes went straight to her breasts, since they're the focal point of the image.

They could still move elsewhere afterward, I should point out, and I considered your argument, but-- I don't see the man's wealth as prominently displayed as her body. He's just a figure in a suit there to offer her vodka. She's the one laid out between his legs on some sort of odd plinth, and the vodka is less than subtly positioned on either side of her golden globes.

The message CLEARLY isn't "Drink vodka, ladies, and have a successful man bring it to you" -- it's "Drink vodka, men, because-- boobies!"

That's because you're a woman. I don't mean that in a bad way. You're just not seeing the message it sends men.

To elaborate a bit more, it's also sending the message that the man is there to provide for the woman, and he is judged on his ability to provide and readily visible indicators of wealth.

By being an attractive woman, you can get a rich, attractive man to serve you.

paleryder69: You do understand there is a point of no return with a man so that it becomes physically painful if they do not complete the act.

... this is complete an utter bullshiat. When a woman says "STOP" you CAN stop (or the safety word if you're getting kinky). Sure it hurts and shiat but come on...

/rape culture??? Hahaha, look towards some countries in africa a bit more. THAT'S rape culture.

To Genevieve Marie (and whomever):

Rape isn't a culture, it's a Darwinist survival mechanism. Male animals rape the females all the time to pass on their dominance. Be lucky you live within a species that considers morality at all.

And whatever you posted that took you two hours too read was too long for anyone to care.

And women are still willing to do this. And there are male strippers that are objectified. And there are men that women use just for sex, and it's happened to me.

I think the world would be a better place if everyone would stop acting like a victim of forces they can't control. I recommend you don't be in a wet t-shirt contest because you would feel cheap. Just don't include yourself in a group from which you deviate by conscious choice (as in your not the exhibitionist sex object you despise).

Thou: Male animals rape the females all the time to pass on their dominance

Actually in most animal species the male has to impress the female first. And even in species where that isn't the case, there are plenty where a female can swat away a male and he just has to wait. Of course there are species, like bees, where this all goes totally out the window. Also goes out the window in species like clown fish, though for different reasons.

WhyteRaven74: Thou: Male animals rape the females all the time to pass on their dominance

Actually in most animal species the male has to impress the female first. And even in species where that isn't the case, there are plenty where a female can swat away a male and he just has to wait. Of course there are species, like bees, where this all goes totally out the window. Also goes out the window in species like clown fish, though for different reasons.

Quick, someone tell daffy.

Genevieve Marie's link had some good points but was mostly bs and it has nothing to do with a wet t-shirt contest.

I will boil this down to it's simplest form:

Men like to look at women, it turns them on.

Women like for men to look at them, it turns them on.

PS. The sky is blue

*sigh*

Clicks on thread again...

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/Biggest waste of a wet T-shirt thread ever.

Barbecue Bob: Clicks on thread again...

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/Biggest waste of a wet T-shirt thread ever.

Fark 2.0. You'll get over it.

Barbecue Bob: Clicks on thread again...

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/Biggest waste of a wet T-shirt thread ever.

Blame Genevieve Marie, she started this commie liberal socialist femanazi gab fest about rape. I came in here looking for someone to send my wet t-shirt pics to.

Though I forgive her cause Rainbow Brite was totally my favorite when I was 8.

Chariset: Did they also have a "wet boxers" competition? No? In that case, yes, it demeans women.

Due to the problem of water shrinkage, I don't think this will ever happen.

And unless a woman is forced at gunpoint to participate, it's a matter of choice. Are you pro-choice?

PostApocalypticTribe: Barbecue Bob: Clicks on thread again...

(blablablablabla)

/Biggest waste of a wet T-shirt thread ever.

Blame Genevieve Marie, she started this commie liberal socialist femanazi gab fest about rape. I came in here looking for someone to send my wet t-shirt pics to.

How Yoo doin'?

I'm starin' at boobs regardless of whether the T-shirt is wet or not, might as well make it official

PostApocalypticTribe: Barbecue Bob: Clicks on thread again...

(blablablablabla)

/Biggest waste of a wet T-shirt thread ever.

Blame Genevieve Marie, she started this commie liberal socialist femanazi gab fest about rape. I came in here looking for someone to send my wet t-shirt pics to.

Though I forgive her cause Rainbow Brite was totally my favorite when I was 8.

Yes.

PostApocalypticTribe: I came in here looking for someone to send my wet t-shirt pics to.

Pics or it didn't happen.

tits or gtfo!

Hey babe. I'm sorry you're boobs are being exploited by a patriarchal rape culture.

PostApocalypticTribe: I came in here looking for someone to send my wet t-shirt pics to.

EIP