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(I Heart Chaos)   Even from the grave, this photo of Teddy Roosevelt could eat a pack of angry mountain lions for breakfast right before kicking your lily ass   (iheartchaos.com) divider line 232
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2010-12-17 10:36:20 AM  
He looks like the superhero Wolverine.
 
2010-12-17 10:40:30 AM  
Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.
 
2010-12-17 10:59:35 AM  
drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

Frowning at your shenanigans:

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2010-12-17 11:10:44 AM  
Colonel Roosevelt (new window) by Edmund Morris just came out last month, the last of the biographical trilogy. Highly recommended.
 
2010-12-17 11:21:57 AM  
He looks like a gumby.
 
2010-12-17 11:35:30 AM  
drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

Remind you of anyone?


www.george-bush-pics.com
 
2010-12-17 11:40:09 AM  
drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

He also got shot and continued delivering a speech after. It didn't win the election, but it's easily the most badass thing done by a president outside of Washington during his military years.
 
2010-12-17 11:44:26 AM  
drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

I don't think I can possibly hate anyone quite as much as I hate you right now. Congratulations!

Let me guess, you get all your history lessons from Professor Glenn Beck?

i52.tinypic.com
 
2010-12-17 11:55:30 AM  
drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

Roosevelt was a rich boy that suffered horribly from asthma as a child but was determined to overcome his health issue through building his body up. Seems like it worked.

He most certainly did not fake anything in his life. Ever.
 
2010-12-17 11:58:35 AM  
NewportBarGuy: Let me guess, you get all your history lessons from Professor Glenn Beck?

i'm betting you're right. beck has been revising history lately. roosevelt and wilson being two of his main targets.
 
2010-12-17 12:23:05 PM  
The photo by the way is from his college day - where he dabbled in bare-knuckle boxing. Thats exactly what it sounds like - boxing with no protective items on a sand and sawdust floor to absorb the blood.
 
2010-12-17 12:25:12 PM  
Complicit: Colonel Roosevelt (new window) by Edmund Morris just came out last month, the last of the biographical trilogy. Highly recommended.

I just started it. So far I'm really enjoying it.

Finished River of Doubt about his Amazon journey recently. Great read.

Fascinating man - and no pussy-ass rich boy.
 
2010-12-17 12:50:10 PM  
urger: The photo by the way is from his college day - where he dabbled in bare-knuckle boxing. Thats exactly what it sounds like - boxing with no protective items on a sand and sawdust floor to absorb the blood.

Really? Is bare knuckle boxing really that obscure that you have to explain what it is?
 
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2010-12-17 12:51:43 PM  
"Bully"

- Theodore Roosevelt

\Fun Fact: Teddy got the idea for the 'Great White Fleet' while playing in the bath tub.
 
2010-12-17 12:57:27 PM  
Gulper Eel: drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

Frowning at your shenanigans:


Uhh I've sat through more than one university history lecture about how he was all image and no substance. He's a typical limp-wristed blowhard who poses for cameras.
 
2010-12-17 12:58:40 PM  
If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd be the guy you see walking around Walmart wearing a camo hat and orange vest for no reason.
 
2010-12-17 12:59:20 PM  
Websense tagged that page as "Adult Content."

If it's not Gulper Eel's image, would someone mind posting it?
 
2010-12-17 12:59:20 PM  
drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

Taft? Is that you?
 
2010-12-17 12:59:40 PM  
Didn't they name a condom after him?
 
2010-12-17 01:00:07 PM  
This only affirms my belief that TR is the most badass politician in American history (outside of Ben Franklin of course).
 
2010-12-17 01:00:12 PM  
doglover: He also got shot and continued delivering a speech after. It didn't win the election, but it's easily the most badass thing done by a president outside of Washington during his military years.

I dunno, the Andrew Johnson "beating his would-be assassin with a cane" and "shooting a duelist dead after allowing him to shoot first (taking a bullet in the process)" stories are pretty high up there.
 
2010-12-17 01:00:24 PM  
My fav quote about him:

"Teddy Roosevelt is not the only president to join a posse on the hunt for cattle rustlers, but he's probably the only one who packed a copy of 'Anna Karenina.'"
 
2010-12-17 01:00:39 PM  
Bennie Crabtree: Uhh I've sat through more than one university history lecture about how he was all image and no substance. He's a typical limp-wristed blowhard who poses for cameras.

To be fair, a lot of university history professors are limp-wristed blowhards, so...
 
2010-12-17 01:00:41 PM  
I'm disappointed that I'm not in the photo with him.
 
2010-12-17 01:02:04 PM  
Roosevelt is easily one of the top three worst president in history
 
2010-12-17 01:02:05 PM  
Bennie Crabtree: Uhh I've sat through more than one university history lecture about how he was all image and no substance.

Your college sucked and you should file suit to get your money back.
 
2010-12-17 01:02:33 PM  
He looks like a farkin' hipster!
 
2010-12-17 01:03:13 PM  
Bennie Crabtree: Gulper Eel: drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

Frowning at your shenanigans:

Uhh I've sat through more than one university history lecture about how he was all image and no substance. He's a typical limp-wristed blowhard who poses for cameras.


Unlike a real man like you, who sat in class and read about people who did things, as opposed to actually doing them yourself.

At least, that's what my prof told me.

/how's that history degree treating you? LOL.
 
2010-12-17 01:03:27 PM  
cbackous: Roosevelt is easily one of the top three worst president in history

Based on what?
 
2010-12-17 01:03:29 PM  
He was rumored to be a homosexual
 
2010-12-17 01:03:56 PM  
Lando Lincoln: Bennie Crabtree: Uhh I've sat through more than one university history lecture about how he was all image and no substance.

Your college sucked and you should file suit to get your money back.


This.

/Got to hear a lecture by Edmund Morris in my college years
 
2010-12-17 01:04:05 PM  
Can someone re-post the pic somewhere.. My work has it websensed
 
2010-12-17 01:04:10 PM  
7drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

He was one of the few presidents that is what he said he was. When US troops were first being deployed to France in WW1 he made the commanders ensure that his son was on the first boat over.

That is true badass, how many politicians make sure their child is in the military, and not just some pussy reserve shiat. We're talking front line duty.
 
2010-12-17 01:04:15 PM  
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The trolling isn't working! Hit it with ALL the alts! We're going straight to PLAID!
 
2010-12-17 01:04:16 PM  
Mike_LowELL: doglover: He also got shot and continued delivering a speech after. It didn't win the election, but it's easily the most badass thing done by a president outside of Washington during his military years.

I dunno, the Andrew Johnson Jackson "beating his would-be assassin with a cane" and "shooting a duelist dead after allowing him to shoot first (taking a bullet in the process)" stories are pretty high up there.


FTFY
 
2010-12-17 01:04:32 PM  
AnubisMan: If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd be the guy you see walking around Walmart wearing a camo hat and orange vest for no reason.

You mean he would be rounding up the loose carts?
 
2010-12-17 01:04:35 PM  
I bet his baby pictures have him wrestling wolverines.
 
2010-12-17 01:04:39 PM  
Thanks for the Offspring earworm subby.

/I can't be the only one
 
2010-12-17 01:04:40 PM  
Meh. Teddy bear.

/where does that term come from?
 
2010-12-17 01:04:53 PM  
TravisBickle62: He was rumored to be a homosexual

I know for a fact he was a homosexual. My best friend Kevin Spacey slept with him. NTTAWWT.
 
2010-12-17 01:05:05 PM  
Mike_LowELL: I dunno, the Andrew Johnson "beating his would-be assassin with a cane" and "shooting a duelist dead after allowing him to shoot first (taking a bullet in the process)" stories are pretty high up there.

I think you mean Andrew Jackson
 
2010-12-17 01:05:16 PM  
TR dug the Panama Canal by dropping his pants and dragging his giant testicles across the isthmus.
 
2010-12-17 01:05:25 PM  
 
2010-12-17 01:05:27 PM  
Mike_LowELL: doglover: He also got shot and continued delivering a speech after. It didn't win the election, but it's easily the most badass thing done by a president outside of Washington during his military years.

I dunno, the Andrew Johnson
Jackson "beating his would-be assassin with a cane" and "shooting a duelist dead after allowing him to shoot first (taking a bullet in the process)" stories are pretty high up there.

FTFY
 
2010-12-17 01:06:27 PM  
#2: "Bully"

- Theodore Roosevelt

\Fun Fact: Teddy got the idea for the 'Great White Fleet' while playing in the bath tub.


Fun Fact: It was while playing with his tub toys. Later his tub toys would be commissioned as the the USS Iowa, USS New Jersey, and USS Yorktown.
 
2010-12-17 01:07:14 PM  
mekki: I bet his baby pictures have him wrestling wolverines.

That would not be too far off base. His family had a veritable zoo in their NY home as he was growing up.
 
2010-12-17 01:08:18 PM  
drew46n2: Roosevelt was a pussy-ass rich boy who faked his manly-outdoorsy image to help win elections.

Put down the crack pipe and go outside. There's trees and sunlight and stuff.
 
2010-12-17 01:08:39 PM  
dandelion whine: Complicit: Colonel Roosevelt (new window) by Edmund Morris just came out last month, the last of the biographical trilogy. Highly recommended.

I just started it. So far I'm really enjoying it.

Finished River of Doubt about his Amazon journey recently. Great read.

Fascinating man - and no pussy-ass rich boy.


My favorite part of River of Doubt is when Teddy tells his son and Rondon to leave him to die. What a man.

Teddy was certainly a man that stood by his words and principals...like him or hate him.
 
2010-12-17 01:08:44 PM  
He looks damned healthy for someone who lived in the day.

/for the assholes here, it must have been because he was rich or some other shiat you like to spew
 
2010-12-17 01:10:01 PM  
Trackball: AnubisMan: If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd be the guy you see walking around Walmart wearing a camo hat and orange vest for no reason.

You mean he would be rounding up the loose carts?


They don't do that at Walmart.
 
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