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(Discovery)   Science explains why cute redheads are total sluts   ( news.discovery.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, squirrels, University of Guelph, red squirrels, Biology Letters, Royal Society, interpersonal ties, biochemical, Eryn McFarlane  
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20435 clicks; posted to Geek » on 17 Dec 2010 at 12:40 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-12-16 10:12:44 PM  
I think I'm going to love this thread so much.
 
2010-12-16 10:21:11 PM  
Hi there.
 
2010-12-16 10:22:45 PM  
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Anticipatory
 
2010-12-16 10:23:47 PM  
So not a bookmark
 
2010-12-16 10:27:26 PM  
I can haz redhead thread?

/the first person who posts Carrot Top qualifies for a free punch in the junk
 
2010-12-16 10:35:48 PM  
/waits patiently for BaseMetal
 
2010-12-16 10:39:15 PM  
I once knew a redhead that was a complete and total slut.

Religious, too.

I still hate her... so very, very much. I hope to log onto the internet one day, and see her various orifices being violated by unimaginable objects on some hardcore porn site.

So, to make myself feel better, I shall fire the opening round...

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2010-12-16 10:41:34 PM  
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Gotta love the redheads.
 
2010-12-16 10:45:57 PM  
It's a well know fact that redheads, while very attractive indeed, are 38.2675% more likely to be crazy than the general female population per volume.

[citation = pulled from own ass]
 
2010-12-16 10:52:52 PM  
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2010-12-16 10:55:16 PM  
This reminds me of the time my girlfriend turned 17.

/in 1975
 
2010-12-16 11:02:40 PM  
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2010-12-16 11:07:37 PM  

Shadow Blasko: So not a bookmark


This isn't one either.
 
2010-12-16 11:07:52 PM  
What's a bookmark?
 
2010-12-16 11:10:05 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Hi there.


It's like you have some kind of radar. Burning red fire and freckles and you just home in like a smart bomb.

:)
 
2010-12-16 11:15:40 PM  

dj_bigbird: What's a bookmark?


Not this, that's for sure.
 
2010-12-16 11:18:28 PM  
Oh I'm going to enjoy this thread.


/marks it as a favorite already
 
2010-12-16 11:20:13 PM  
Red is my second favorite, brunette and blues is what kills me.
 
2010-12-16 11:25:36 PM  

GaryPDX: Red is my second favorite, brunette and blues is what kills me.


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You're welcome.
 
2010-12-16 11:29:16 PM  
Okay, I have to drop a proverbial bomb after reading the article. Those red squirrels are pretty big and largely wild. The "Greys" that live in town and near people are scavengers, cute rats.

Anyhoo, a big red, on an wild diet from the woods, is good eats. They love acorns.

/all y'all, bunch of perverts
 
2010-12-16 11:29:57 PM  

LordOfThePings: GaryPDX: Red is my second favorite, brunette and blues is what kills me.

You're welcome.


You suck.
 
2010-12-16 11:37:18 PM  
Some of you guys have pretty loose definitions of "redhead."
 
2010-12-16 11:37:22 PM  
I'm going to need direct empirical evidence of this before I can be convinced. So, all attractive female redheads, report to my bed immediately. Thank you.
 
2010-12-16 11:53:13 PM  
Okay, these two reds are more my speed and highly workable.

Reba
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Marg
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2010-12-16 11:57:23 PM  
This one is a notorious slut, Marilou Henner
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2010-12-17 12:13:55 AM  
BTW, FYI, it's not a good idea to piss off a red.

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2010-12-17 12:57:22 AM  
Hmm...
 
2010-12-17 12:59:40 AM  
FirstNationalBastard

For God's sake, who is the hot slutty redhead you posted? Is that the one whose orifices you would like to see violated?

How often did you do her?
 
2010-12-17 01:00:18 AM  
Redhead thread in progress.

Paging Zarkin Frood.

Zarkin Frood to the redhead thread.
 
2010-12-17 01:01:19 AM  
I love redheads
so i take razorblades to foreheads
/EXACTO!
 
2010-12-17 01:01:47 AM  

Stay Cool Babylon: Some of you guys have pretty loose definitions of "redhead."


Hey, farker wants to pound a squirrel, more humans for us.
 
2010-12-17 01:06:10 AM  
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Thread severely lacking in Kari Byron.
 
2010-12-17 01:07:51 AM  

GaryPDX: This one is a notorious slut, Marilou Henner


This according to noted slut expert:

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2010-12-17 01:08:51 AM  
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2010-12-17 01:10:07 AM  
Redheads are notorious alcoholics. Alcoholics have loose morals. Ergo..

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2010-12-17 01:11:23 AM  
HERE'S A TOTAL SLUT


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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
 
2010-12-17 01:11:57 AM  
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2010-12-17 01:12:57 AM  

Hueg_Redd: HERE'S A TOTAL SLUT

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP


You are a horrible, horrible human being.
 
2010-12-17 01:14:39 AM  

Marine1: Hueg_Redd: HERE'S A TOTAL SLUT

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

You are a horrible, horrible human being.


I'll just go ahead and redeem my punch in the junk on my way out
 
2010-12-17 01:14:42 AM  
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2010-12-17 01:17:58 AM  
The only people on my ignore list are those who have posted carrot-top pics in a red head thread.

/this is not a bookmark
 
2010-12-17 01:18:23 AM  
This thread does't disappoint.
 
2010-12-17 01:20:00 AM  
not a bookmark
 
2010-12-17 01:20:35 AM  
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?
 
2010-12-17 01:26:03 AM  
Definitely gonna pull a Rusty Venture tonight.
 
2010-12-17 01:26:25 AM  

MBA Whore: FirstNationalBastard

For God's sake, who is the hot slutty redhead you posted? Is that the one whose orifices you would like to see violated?

How often did you do her?


No, the pic I posted to begin the thread was some random cosplay chick in a Black Widow outfit.

The redhead I knew? Never did her. I was, unfortunately, not part of the train.

GaryPDX: This one is a notorious slut, Marilou Henner


You know, when NBC Canceled Taxi in '83, the producers of the show wanted to take it to HBO. If HBO had picked up the show, the Taxi producers had an idea for the first uncensored episode... they wanted to have the first scene of the first uncensored HBO show be a close-up of Marilu Henner's naked tits.

Oh, what we lost when HBO decided to not pick up Taxi for a sixth season.
 
2010-12-17 01:26:52 AM  
Well it explains Faye Reagan to a t.
 
2010-12-17 01:46:58 AM  

Hueg_Redd: Marine1: Hueg_Redd: HERE'S A TOTAL SLUT

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

You are a horrible, horrible human being.

I'll just go ahead and redeem my punch in the junk on my way out


No need, stay where you are. For that much CT I will make a housecall.

Other than that, off to a nice start. I think my right-clicky-"save as" finger is going to be very sore soon.
 
2010-12-17 01:48:35 AM  
Nice, subby.

/is a redhead.
//daywalker
 
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