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(News.com.au)   "Magnetic bra, undies designed to stay on." Well, until subby works his magic on the ladies, anyway   (news.com.au) divider line 120
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2010-12-16 09:41:56 PM
I am in no way religious, but THIS IS A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD!!!!!
 
2010-12-16 09:52:55 PM
But how do they work?
 
2010-12-16 10:11:03 PM
(insert gauss joke here - I'm too un-creative to make one up)

I am in favor of this. Thanks to the inverse square law, it will take no more than a quick flick of a fingertip to set those puppies free!
 
2010-12-16 10:17:27 PM
"Sorry maam, I'm inexplicably 'attracted' to your breasts"


GreenAdder: But how do they work?

F*cking bras...
 
2010-12-16 10:41:55 PM
Kuroshin: (insert gauss joke here - I'm too un-creative to make one up)

something something something right hand rule
 
2010-12-16 10:54:27 PM
static.tvtropes.org
 
2010-12-16 11:02:16 PM
www.paoracle.com

"Great. Now we'll NEVER get laid!"
 
2010-12-17 02:37:54 AM
Who is this for? Do women who put bras on everyday actually have troubles with them?
 
2010-12-17 02:39:09 AM
Man of Steel nods approvingly
 
2010-12-17 02:40:31 AM
It's a damn shame that Magneto is gay...
 
2010-12-17 02:45:38 AM
"They're magnetic"
"And if your breasts were metal, the would mean something."
 
2010-12-17 02:45:39 AM
I like little A and B cup girls. It's a lot more fun when you know they aren't wearing a bra. Plus, in this cold weather, things get a lot perkier.

I can admire larger breasts for what they are, but when it comes down to everyday usage, the small ones are so much nicer.
 
2010-12-17 02:46:44 AM
that. that would mean something. I do my proofreading after I click "add comment".
 
2010-12-17 02:47:24 AM
Article is useless without pics.
 
2010-12-17 02:48:04 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Seriously, if you look at that and can't figure out how to open it, you probably shouldn't be procreating anyways.
 
2010-12-17 02:49:30 AM
Also designed to attach to the inside of the washer/dryer and not get clean.
 
2010-12-17 02:53:15 AM
SnakeLee: Seriously, if you look at that and can't figure out how to open it, you probably shouldn't be procreating anyways.

or have power tools handy

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-17 02:54:39 AM
pizen: Kuroshin: (insert gauss joke here - I'm too un-creative to make one up)

something something something right hand rule


The right hand rule? Left hand is much easier and smoother. Although come to think of it, it's probably just like hand writing. All I know is my left hand can unhook those things in about half a second, but righty takes 3-4.

Maybe it's a 'being right handed' thing.
 
2010-12-17 03:02:03 AM
That story was useless without pictures. Googling for "Dement magnetic bra" (^) works wonders (a GIS is probably NSFW).
 
2010-12-17 03:02:33 AM
Asplenium: Maybe it's a 'being right handed' thing.

Your post is best explained by the "botanist thing" in your profile...
 
2010-12-17 03:03:35 AM
This might be good for people who are disabled?

otherwise you have no excuse for not being able to do this.

/can unhook a bra by snapping my fingers
//is a girl
///hey ladies
 
2010-12-17 03:05:43 AM
i5.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-17 03:08:29 AM
Bigsigh: This might be good for people who are disabled?

otherwise you have no excuse for not being able to do this.

/can unhook a bra by snapping my fingers
//is a girl
///hey ladies


Personally I've found certain frequencies loosen or completely remove the bra on their own, and several of these frequencies naturally occur in the American and German pronunciation of my name.
 
2010-12-17 03:09:33 AM
Does this mean every basement Farker will be carrying a magnet in their wallet now?
 
2010-12-17 03:11:39 AM
Bigsigh: This might be good for people who are disabled?

otherwise you have no excuse for not being able to do this.

/can unhook a bra by snapping my fingers
//is a girl
///hey ladies


The trick is to do it left handed. finally, I am able to add something to the internet.
 
2010-12-17 03:12:10 AM
Hmmmmm now all we need is a way to reverse polarity and have the underwear jump four feet to the left and we could really break the ice at parties.

/likely that is improbable.
 
2010-12-17 03:14:14 AM
CB-in-Tokyo: Hmmmmm now all we need is a way to reverse polarity and have the underwear jump four feet to the left and we could really break the ice at parties.

/likely that is improbable.


I'll bring the tea.
 
2010-12-17 03:15:08 AM
this also helps:

www.drinkhacker.com
 
2010-12-17 03:15:31 AM
Notabunny: SnakeLee: Seriously, if you look at that and can't figure out how to open it, you probably shouldn't be procreating anyways.

or have power tools handy


That is offensive and has no place being where children can see it. Someone using power tools without safety goggles. Have we no decency?
 
2010-12-17 03:24:44 AM
UsikFark: Asplenium: Maybe it's a 'being right handed' thing.

Your post is best explained by the "botanist thing" in your profile...


Botanists are notorious at being able to quickly unhook bras with their left hands? Or being slower with their right hands?

Yeah, I know you were trying to thinly insult me. The whole botany thing has actually gotten me a lot of action, believe it or not. It's more interesting to women than a lot of other fields of study. You think general arts majors or accounting works well in a city with Universities?

/Well, maybe the business school students get gold diggers
//But what kind of guy would want that?
///Aside from those without personalities
 
2010-12-17 03:26:03 AM
eggrolls: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/eggrollz/Magneto.jpg

snarkerati.com
You're too late. I've seen everything.
 
2010-12-17 03:26:21 AM
I imagine this would be really good for people with arthritis or missing a hand.
 
2010-12-17 03:30:46 AM
"Magnetic bra, undies designed to stay on." Well, until subby works his magic on the ladies, anyway

Aaaaayyyyyy
i.crackedcdn.com

FTFY
 
2010-12-17 03:36:16 AM
silverblues: I imagine this would be really good for people with arthritis or missing a hand.

It'd be a real biatch if you had hook prosthetics, though.
 
2010-12-17 03:40:42 AM
Biner: silverblues: I imagine this would be really good for people with arthritis or missing a hand.

It'd be a real biatch if you had hook prosthetics, though.


Arr. 'tis frustratin', sez I.
 
2010-12-17 03:54:45 AM
jingks: Who is this for? Do women who put bras on everyday actually have troubles with them?

Clearly it's not for the women.
 
2010-12-17 03:56:47 AM
erveek: Biner: silverblues: I imagine this would be really good for people with arthritis or missing a hand.

It'd be a real biatch if you had hook prosthetics, though.

Arr. 'tis frustratin', sez I.
t0.gstatic.com
 
2010-12-17 04:00:44 AM
CB-in-Tokyo: Hmmmmm now all we need is a way to reverse polarity and have the underwear jump four feet to the left and we could really break the ice at parties.

/likely that is improbable.


I never get invited to those types of parties.

/stupid work, really wish I could have images on
 
2010-12-17 04:04:09 AM
UsikFark: Bigsigh: This might be good for people who are disabled?

otherwise you have no excuse for not being able to do this.

/can unhook a bra by snapping my fingers
//is a girl
///hey ladies

Personally I've found certain frequencies loosen or completely remove the bra on their own, and several of these frequencies naturally occur in the American and German pronunciation of my name.


We should all hang out.
 
2010-12-17 04:32:40 AM
I've always found asking to be effective. There are about 10 different kinds of bra fasteners, and women seem to always know what kind they are wearing. Of course, laundry can also be dropped aggressively. It all depends on the mood.
 
2010-12-17 04:35:13 AM
Victoria offers this nifty magnetic bra. I just want the model.

Link (new window)
 
2010-12-17 04:37:12 AM
I hear reactions to it were both positive and negative.
 
2010-12-17 04:39:44 AM
SnakeLee: Seriously, if you look at that and can't figure out how to open it, you probably shouldn't be procreating anyways.

That's a feeding bra.
 
2010-12-17 04:50:28 AM
pshh, i kill hook and loops with 2 fingers and a thumb!

/learned it from Al Bundy!
 
2010-12-17 05:07:16 AM
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
 
2010-12-17 05:15:22 AM
I can unhook the normal bra fasteners with one hand in a flash - as long as I'm face-to-face and reaching around her back.

If I try to unhook it from behind her? I may as well just grab each end and yank until stitches break.
 
2010-12-17 05:28:08 AM
Coming on a Bicycle: SnakeLee: Seriously, if you look at that and can't figure out how to open it, you probably shouldn't be procreating anyways.

That's a feeding bra.


I was kinda wondering about that.
 
2010-12-17 06:41:43 AM
www.anaknikulapo.com

So, is this a bra thread?

Oh, and ...

www.boredbob.com
 
2010-12-17 06:47:26 AM
I've never had that much trouble removing a bra. I can normally get it with just my fingers. I had a girlfriend in college that I did it to through her shirt in public sometimes.
 
2010-12-17 07:36:48 AM
erveek: tea

I'll bring the towel ready in case something bad happens.
 
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