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(Some Guy)   Penelope Cruz decides to have her baby in the US so that it can have American citizenship. Obviously, some people have a problem with that   (newsrealblog.com) divider line 185
    More: Interesting, Penelope Cruz, american citizenship, dual citizenship, Latinos, Javier Bardem, intellects, anchor baby, Imam Rauf  
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2010-12-15 11:15:03 AM
She is hot, she can do whatever she wants.
 
2010-12-15 11:35:59 AM
I'm not one of those people.
 
2010-12-15 11:41:57 AM
This is an outrage!

...Why am I not the father?
 
2010-12-15 11:45:00 AM
I hope the little bastard becomes president some day.
 
2010-12-15 11:45:52 AM
right because neither of these people have enough money to support the child and obviously they are only doing it so they can get WIC and ADC for the kid to live off of.

/fark you FOX, just Fark you with a red hot poker.
 
2010-12-15 11:47:45 AM
NuttierThanEver: right because neither of these people have enough money to support the child and obviously they are only doing it so they can get WIC and ADC for the kid to live off of.

/fark you FOX, just Fark you with a red hot poker.


That article managed to tie in the terror victory 9/11 mosque.
 
2010-12-15 11:58:53 AM
Wow, this author is one of those douche's who says they are always right because they employ (false) logic. "I can make this sounds verbose and important, thus I am unhindered by emotions" as it were.

Like he says that they cannot "logically" tell if the term anchor babies was correctly used, as he does not know Cruz's status. Yes, of course, because people have a problem with this improper use of the term anchor babies, not with the term itself.
 
2010-12-15 12:08:06 PM
Does she not have US citizenship? I learn something new and utterly useless every day!
 
2010-12-15 12:11:50 PM
She's hot. Looks white. And is willing to do faux-lesbian scenes.

This puts her visa on the fast-track for approval.
 
2010-12-15 12:21:23 PM
Great, another anchor baby feeding of Uncle Sam's tit.

/Corrections welcome
//In image form
 
2010-12-15 12:22:21 PM
What's the proper term for anchor baby now? I didn't know it was now on the bad list.

/Mexican
 
2010-12-15 12:33:28 PM
Just another welfare queen. Way to go, Obama.
 
2010-12-15 12:34:58 PM
These people are about a coont hair away from calling for deportation of all slave descendants because their ancestors didn't legally immigrate from Africa.
 
2010-12-15 12:36:22 PM
Is it really that easy?

I had a coworker that was lamenting he and his wife were not back in Halifax when they had their first.

1) The new parent benefits
2) They had to choose the citizenship (The chose dual citizenship)
3) The parental benefits.
4) His family was back there.
5) Did I mention the parental benefits?
 
2010-12-15 12:36:53 PM
This is earth-shattering because....?

/ and who is Penelope Cruz?
// besides an undeniably beautiful woman?
 
2010-12-15 12:37:09 PM
muck4doo: What's the proper term for anchor baby now?

*Shrug*

I've always called them "American Citizens"
 
2010-12-15 12:38:15 PM
Tom Cruise is pregnant again? Who's the father?
 
2010-12-15 12:40:23 PM
No pics?

Come on Fark!
 
2010-12-15 12:41:34 PM
muck4doo: What's the proper term for anchor baby now?

We could call them no gooders, but that's a mouth full. But if we just change the first "O" to an "I" and remover the "OOD", then I think we might be onto something.
 
2010-12-15 12:42:32 PM
www.hanopolis.com
 
2010-12-15 12:42:50 PM
The Homer Tax: muck4doo: What's the proper term for anchor baby now?

*Shrug*

I've always called them "American Citizens"


Well personally, I prefer "Terror Anchor Baby" since my parents were filthy Muslims terrorists when they had me. I bet they were all like "We should pop out a kid so that in 21 years he can apply to get us Green Cards. Then the terror shall begin!"

/That article was trying REALLY hard to sound smart. But you can't hide stupid behind big words.
 
2010-12-15 12:43:07 PM
I'll volunteer to father her next child if she really wants to be a citizen so bad.
 
2010-12-15 12:43:57 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2010-12-15 12:44:30 PM
Surely we must abolish the social welfare system before this scourge weighs it down.
 
2010-12-15 12:45:13 PM
Political correctness is an effective force because most decent people do not want to offend and will make what seem to be reasonable concessions in order to maintain civility. There is also a tendency to confuse arguments based on emotion with arguments appealing to emotion. For instance, the argument against the Ground Zero Mosque appeals to the emotional impact its construction will have upon survivors of the Islamist attacks of September 11, 2001. That is not the argument's basis, however. If Imam Rauf's claim that he desires to build bridges between the West and Islam is correct, his insistence upon a course which agitates is illogical.


If building the mosque "agitates" then the argument against doing so absolutely is that there will be an emotional impact on 9/11 survivors.

People will be offended, therefore he should desist from his actions. Isn't that the very heart of political correctness?

I guess not as long as you are a republican.
 
2010-12-15 12:47:36 PM
Just one more Mexican in the ole U.S. of A.
 
2010-12-15 12:47:48 PM
i too am outraged that i didn't get to father her anchor baby
 
2010-12-15 12:47:59 PM
Attractive illegals having anchor babies are the worst, because soon we'll be nips deep in beautiful foreigners, and that will lead us astray from our white whiteness.

/Little brother was a vile English anchor baby.
//Training him up to re-take Ticonderoga.
 
2010-12-15 12:48:48 PM
Our political discourse suffers from an impasse prohibiting genuine progress. That impasse is political correctness or, more accurately, cultural Marxism. It is the priority of emotion over reason. It is the assertion that, if someone is offended by an argument or the language used to articulate it, the argument is inherently incorrect. It is a retarding force upon intellect.

No, it is not an assertion that your argument is incorrect because you used an outdated or demeaning word. It is the idea that it's polite to not to offend people whether intentionally or unintentionally.

I think he noticed that political incorrectness does reduce the validity of one's argument though negative association, but he took it too far.

For example, would the author value my opinions on taxes if I said "Chimpy McFlightsuit and his white devil accomplices seek to steal hard-earned money from the black man to enrich their pockets."

One doesn't need to refute the ideas factually presented. They've already unpersuasive by choice of language.
 
2010-12-15 12:49:53 PM
I found the original article. Apparently it's on "Fox News Latino." I didn't know there was such a thing, but I digress.

I found this quote particularly amusing:

"These days it seems as though a black cloud is hovering over Spain.

First they lose the World Cup 2018 bid to Russia. And now, to make matters worse, actors Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem have reportedly decided their baby will not be born in Spain.
"

Losing the World Cup bid and a celeb choosing to have their baby elsewhere is what constitutes a dark cloud over an entire nation? No wonder they get worked up into a frenzy so much.
 
2010-12-15 12:50:20 PM
If it pisses the nutbag extremists off, then it's probably good for America.
 
2010-12-15 12:52:56 PM
T-Luv: I found the original article. Apparently it's on "Fox News Latino." I didn't know there was such a thing, but I digress.

I found this quote particularly amusing:

"These days it seems as though a black cloud is hovering over Spain.

First they lose the World Cup 2018 bid to Russia. And now, to make matters worse, actors Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem have reportedly decided their baby will not be born in Spain."

Losing the World Cup bid and a celeb choosing to have their baby elsewhere is what constitutes a dark cloud over an entire nation? No wonder they get worked up into a frenzy so much.


They'll cry themselves to sleep clutching their few remaining baubles: great weather, beautiful women, getting to hear funny lisping people every day all day, the European Championship trophy, and the fact that they won the World Cup, which is slightly awesomer than having to host the damn thing.
 
2010-12-15 12:53:20 PM
DubyaHater: Just one more Mexican in the ole U.S. of A.

Which is nice as there are way too many Europeans in this place.
 
2010-12-15 12:53:59 PM
i78.photobucket.com


The father of the child frowns upon the "anchor baby" comments. Do not make him pay you a visit to ask you to "call it".
 
2010-12-15 12:54:19 PM
Terrorist anchor boobies. I mean babies.
 
2010-12-15 12:54:23 PM
There is also a tendency to confuse arguments based on emotion with arguments appealing to emotion. For instance, the argument against the Ground Zero Mosque appeals to the emotional impact its construction will have upon survivors of the Islamist attacks of September 11, 2001. That is not the argument's basis, however. If Imam Rauf's claim that he desires to build bridges between the West and Islam is correct, his insistence upon a course which agitates is illogical.

That's the stupidest thing I've read... today.
 
2010-12-15 12:54:53 PM
Dumbasses, I know Penelope Cruz has a Mexican sounding name but she's a Spaniard. S'all good
 
2010-12-15 12:55:13 PM
DubyaHater: Just one more Mexican in the ole U.S. of A.

Mexican people come from Spain now? When did this start?
 
2010-12-15 12:56:25 PM
gilgigamesh: People will be offended, therefore he should desist from his actions. Isn't that the very heart of political correctness?

Conservative blogs are irony-proof.
 
2010-12-15 12:56:45 PM
T-Luv: DubyaHater: Just one more Mexican in the ole U.S. of A.

Mexican people come from Spain now? When did this start?


When they started speaking Mexican.
 
2010-12-15 12:58:36 PM
T-Luv: DubyaHater: Just one more Mexican in the ole U.S. of A.

Mexican people come from Spain now? When did this start?


1518
 
2010-12-15 12:59:44 PM
Rapmaster2000: T-Luv: DubyaHater: Just one more Mexican in the ole U.S. of A.

Mexican people come from Spain now? When did this start?

When they started speaking Mexican.


To be fair, Spain can't pay its bills and is looking for a handout. It's Mexican now
 
2010-12-15 01:00:46 PM
Philip Francis Queeg: T-Luv: DubyaHater: Just one more Mexican in the ole U.S. of A.

Mexican people come from Spain now? When did this start?

1518


Yeah, but it ended in 1821.
 
2010-12-15 01:01:29 PM
T-Luv: DubyaHater: Just one more Mexican in the ole U.S. of A.

Mexican people come from Spain now? When did this start?


When they kicked out the Moops.
 
2010-12-15 01:06:31 PM
i never understood anchor babies, i mean, i can get them to sink for a little while, but they always end up floating back to the top eventually.
 
2010-12-15 01:06:48 PM
You should have to tell everyone how you gained your own US citizenship before you are allowed to complain about birthright citizenship.
 
2010-12-15 01:09:46 PM
Jackson Herring: Terrorist anchor boobies. I mean babies.

Sadly, any image I can think of for anchor boobies is so NSFW it starts to come back to SFW from the other direction
 
2010-12-15 01:09:47 PM
stiletto_the_wise: You should have to tell everyone how you gained your own US citizenship before you are allowed to complain about birthright citizenship.

I took the test when I was 13 and I cried and cried because I didn't want to be American.

\Don't mind so much anymore
\\Get to skip all the long lines in American and EU airports.
 
2010-12-15 01:09:57 PM
NemoD: /That article was trying REALLY hard to sound smart. But you can't hide stupid behind big words.

"This so-called 'Puppy Resolution' certainly sounds innocuous. But did you know it was actually culled straight from the utopian writings of Sir Thomas More and is nothing less than the logical outgrowth of the Guevarran/ Trotskyite neo-Maoist school of Brezhnevist collectivism?

This can only mean one thing, friends: COMMUNISM! Do your part to defend the free market from its insidious enemies: call your neighbor a kike this saturday!"

I love it when they do that.
 
2010-12-15 01:09:59 PM
Yes but a baby born to immigrant parents? How will they feed the poor thing?

/the above post should indeed be construed as a plea to post pictures of Penelope's boobies
 
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