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(Yahoo)   Police say Food network Chef cooked up a plan to attend a party in honor of his new cookbook, "The Love Diet", while two homeless guys he paid whacked his wife   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 98
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2010-12-15 11:28:23 AM  
Oh, I see, let's redlight the fresh news and greenlight repeats from a few days ago. I see what game you are playing here.
 
2010-12-15 11:34:39 AM  
Can't find the repeat link, so you win this one, subby.
 
2010-12-15 11:38:19 AM  
Cruz said he wanted to spare his high school sweetheart the pain and despair of not being able to conceive a child after a decade of fertility treatments.

Aw, how sweet.
 
2010-12-15 11:39:57 AM  
I guess he's in hot water now!
 
2010-12-15 11:43:54 AM  
*Please be Alton Brown, Please be Alton Brown*

*checks link*

Dammit
 
2010-12-15 11:44:07 AM  
Ok, never heard of this guy on Food Network, so can we make it a Food Network thread? Last big one we had, I couldn't believe the number of "Chopped" fans we had here.
 
2010-12-15 11:44:33 AM  
Kudos to the homeless dudes.
 
2010-12-15 11:45:21 AM  
So what you're telling me is that now you can't trust a couple of homeless guys to whack your wife?
 
2010-12-15 11:46:13 AM  
And forgetting to mention that your primary witness is dead and the next witness is in jail for sex assault, so you can get your guy to plea bargain without him finding you just don't have a case against him for trying to do what his wife asked him to do...

Ethics. It's the next building over.
 
2010-12-15 11:47:01 AM  
I blame Bravo for singlehandedly destroing Western culture.
 
2010-12-15 11:47:18 AM  
So he did it because she was barren.


One could make the argument that if she had conceived, this plan wouldn't have been.
 
2010-12-15 11:48:00 AM  
I'm certain this plot will in no way be mimicked by every TV crime drama. At least those that haven't already tried it.
 
2010-12-15 11:48:15 AM  
Shostie: I guess he's in hot water now!

www.zenreich.com
/see what I did there?
//well done
 
2010-12-15 11:48:21 AM  
FTFA

Cruz was concerned that his dogs not be harmed and gave the man treats to keep the animals quiet. Cruz first discussed having his wife's throat slashed with a box cutter, the report said, but also suggested strangling her with her pantyhose to avoid a bloody mess.


Dude is hardcore
 
2010-12-15 11:48:58 AM  
Guy Fieri, please Guy Fieri...Damn it to flavor town! Ok, the next Food network post better involve Giada, Sandra Lee and lesbianism. And maybe a midget.
 
2010-12-15 11:50:07 AM  
Lost Thought 00: *Please be Alton Brown, Please be Alton Brown*

*checks link*

Dammit


I was hoping for Emeril...
 
2010-12-15 11:50:09 AM  
needs more creme fraiche'
 
2010-12-15 11:51:55 AM  
And they say romance is dead.
 
2010-12-15 11:52:53 AM  
GacysBasement: Guy Fieri, please Guy Fieri...Damn it to flavor town!

MONEY!
 
2010-12-15 11:53:19 AM  
Sapper_Topo: Lost Thought 00: *Please be Alton Brown, Please be Alton Brown*

*checks link*

Dammit

I was hoping for Emeril...


I second this. I have a mancrush on Alton. Emeril needs to go DIAF.
 
2010-12-15 11:54:06 AM  
MBarry: And they say romance romainece is dead.

I am determined to fill this thread with food puns, dammit.
 
2010-12-15 11:54:34 AM  
SideOfBacon: Shostie: I guess he's in hot water now!


/see what I did there?
//well done


What sick bastard did THAT to those...can you even still call them steaks?!?
 
2010-12-15 11:55:14 AM  
"Even though I was planning on whacking her, I'm very devoted. I know that's weird,"

It's farkin' nuts you crazy fark.
 
2010-12-15 11:55:28 AM  
GacysBasement: Guy Fieri, please Guy Fieri...Damn it to flavor town! Ok, the next Food network post better involve Giada, Sandra Lee and lesbianism. And maybe a midget.

I actually like Guy Fieri, both his Saturday morning cooking show (Guy's Big Bite) and the Triple D. Sandra Lee, Ina Garten, Alex Guarnaschelli, or Mario Bitali on the other hand...
 
2010-12-15 11:56:23 AM  
rogue_L_chick: SideOfBacon: Shostie: I guess he's in hot water now!


/see what I did there?
//well done

What sick bastard did THAT to those...can you even still call them steaks?!?


nope. and for the record I do not like my steak like that, only worked for the punny moment.
 
2010-12-15 11:56:25 AM  
Police said Cruz gave the men 10, $100 bills that had been cut in half and said he would provide the other halves after the killing. Police later found the remaining half-bills in Cruz's wallet.

Brings new meaning to 'Half up front, half on completion'.
 
2010-12-15 11:56:30 AM  
I'm guessing she didn't want to eat his love?
 
2010-12-15 11:57:33 AM  
zxcasd1: Sapper_Topo: Lost Thought 00: *Please be Alton Brown, Please be Alton Brown*

*checks link*

Dammit

I was hoping for Emeril...

I second this. I have a mancrush on Alton. Emeril needs to go DIAF.


Theres just something creepy about Alton. Like he's too clean, too perfect. I fully expect he keep a pile of dead hookers in his closet.
 
2010-12-15 11:58:23 AM  
Oh, and bullshiat on the whole "she's barren and sad" defense...says in TFA that he used to be fat, lost a ton of weight, got a TV gig....whatever, he's looking for some fresh meat to replace the hag he's been married to for 17 years and doesn't want to fork over alimony.
 
2010-12-15 11:58:57 AM  
Sapper_Topo: Lost Thought 00: *Please be Alton Brown, Please be Alton Brown*

*checks link*

Dammit

I was hoping for Emeril that douche that wears his sunglasses on the back of his head...


FTFM
 
2010-12-15 11:59:02 AM  
Nothing ends suffering quite like strangulation by homeless men.
 
2010-12-15 12:00:46 PM  
I've never understood the Food Network.
"Look at what you could have had for dinner if only you were motivated." "What's that you're eating there? Pita Palace?"

/"Again?"
 
2010-12-15 12:03:34 PM  
mycatisposter: Sapper_Topo: Lost Thought 00: *Please be Alton Brown, Please be Alton Brown*

*checks link*

Dammit

I was hoping for Emeril that douche that wears his sunglasses on the back of his head...

FTFM


talesofthedeep.files.wordpress.com

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www.terry.ubc.ca
 
2010-12-15 12:03:41 PM  
Much easier ways to end childless suffering. Try adopting moron.

//or Moran if you like.
 
2010-12-15 12:04:55 PM  
This guy is off the wall crazy, he should be in an asylum for the rest of his life.
 
2010-12-15 12:05:39 PM  
I dont know who I expecting but i thought it would be someone that I know...Dont know him
 
2010-12-15 12:07:02 PM  
Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
ts2.mm.bing.net

Approves
 
2010-12-15 12:07:42 PM  
goose cooked?
 
2010-12-15 12:09:05 PM  
Let's see....should I:

1) Let my wife live with the pain of being childless
2) Let my wife live and adopt kids that won't be accepted by my family
3) Kill my wife so we can all be happy

Well, I guess the choice is obvious. It's all for her good.

/Parent of adopted child
 
2010-12-15 12:09:16 PM  
Lost Thought 00: zxcasd1: Sapper_Topo: Lost Thought 00: *Please be Alton Brown, Please be Alton Brown*

*checks link*

Dammit

I was hoping for Emeril...

I second this. I have a mancrush on Alton. Emeril needs to go DIAF.

Theres just something creepy about Alton. Like he's too clean, too perfect. I fully expect he keep a pile of dead hookers in his closet.


Yeah, but he teaches my kind of cooking. I know entirely too many scientist/engineer types who couldn't toast bread and couldn't stand cooking shows or books, until I turned them on to AB and Harold McGee. They speak the right language:

SCIENCE: It's what's for breakfast!

I think I'll give AB a pass on the dead hookers the way I gave Jeff Smith (Frugal Gourmet) a pass on the "molesting Craig" bit, since I enjoy(ed) them both.
 
2010-12-15 12:10:42 PM  
Lost Thought 00:
Theres just something creepy about Alton. Like he's too clean, too perfect. I fully expect he keep a pile of dead hookers in his closet.


I never could put a finger on what it was about Alton Brown that creeped me out, but you just hit it on the head.
 
2010-12-15 12:10:48 PM  
I bet the wife was the one whacking the two homeless dudes.
 
2010-12-15 12:11:57 PM  
ShamanGator Quote 2010-12-15 12:03:41 PM
Much easier ways to end childless suffering. Try adopting moron.

//or Moran if you like.

>>>>

Read TFA first...
 
2010-12-15 12:13:30 PM  
Too much Guy Fieri love in this thread. How can he call himself a chef when he hates eggs? Plus he did all those super annoying TGI Friday's ads. You guys make me so sad sometimes.
 
2010-12-15 12:15:06 PM  
I was hoping it was Guy. That dude is a douche bag.

I was afraid it was Alton Brown... He's kind of got the creep factor, but I would do him in a heart beat... As long as he made me some fried mac n' cheese after.

I don't actually know who the dude who did it is.
 
2010-12-15 12:15:18 PM  
zxcasd1:
Yeah, but he teaches my kind of cooking. I know entirely too many scientist/engineer types who couldn't toast bread and couldn't stand cooking shows or books, until I turned them on to AB and Harold McGee. They speak the right language:

SCIENCE: It's what's for breakfast!


Mr. McGee is THE MAN.

Got his On Food And Cooking book for my husband last Christmas. It's the thinking man's cookbook. The chapter on milk was just... Amazing.

/Yes, I'm serious and it's weird to me too
 
2010-12-15 12:16:20 PM  
Police said Cruz gave the men 10, $100 bills that had been cut in half and said he would provide the other halves after the killing. Police later found the remaining half-bills in Cruz's wallet.

Kinda impressed about this part...until he left the other halves in his frickin wallet.
 
2010-12-15 12:18:57 PM  
PanicAttack: Too much Guy Fieri love in this thread. How can he call himself a chef when he hates eggs? Plus he did all those super annoying TGI Friday's ads. You guys make me so sad sometimes.

so disliking a food item makes or breaks someone's status as a chef?
/hates eggs on their own as well
//most flavorless breakfast item in existence
 
2010-12-15 12:21:13 PM  
Not ironic.
 
2010-12-15 12:22:28 PM  
Lost Thought 00: zxcasd1: Sapper_Topo: Lost Thought 00: *Please be Alton Brown, Please be Alton Brown*

*checks link*

Dammit

I was hoping for Emeril...

I second this. I have a mancrush on Alton. Emeril needs to go DIAF.

Theres just something creepy about Alton. Like he's too clean, too perfect. I fully expect he keep a pile of dead hookers in his closet.


www.goodeatsfanpage.com

I don't think he'd bother to hire anyone.
 
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