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		Merry Christmas Tiger. And by the way, your gorgeous ex-wife is banging some South African hunk she goes to school with (myfoxdc.com)		135
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rattchett		2010-12-15 12:09:47 PM

Rapmaster2000: What South Africans might look like.

Fokken lekker.

thatguyfred		2010-12-15 12:10:35 PM

I doubt Tiger will give a shiat.

i^2		2010-12-15 12:13:07 PM

Dr.Knockboots: Rollins College in Winter Park, Fla.

My ex whore of a wife worked on that campus.. very nice school, very rich, very. In a part of town near nothing but multi-million dollar homes.. big money.
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You're a filthy lying chubby whore that deserves nothing. Oh, and your eyes are too close together.
(I know she's reading this)

So... your wife is a former prostitute? Kudos for being secure enough to marry her despite her "experience", but your choice of language indicates a certain level of conflict with your decision, not to mention a lack of respect for her as a person. Just sayin'.

RedEmily		2010-12-15 12:14:10 PM

carnifex2005: RedEmily: carnifex2005: RedEmily: airsupport: Until the night they attempt to consummate their relationship.

She's had two kids, and a half-black husband. There's not a lot of muscle tone left down there.

Like farking a Thanksgiving turkey with all the stuffing scooped out already.

Then the "hunk" will have a decision to make. Will he put up with the hotdog down a hallway in exchange for the celebrity, or will he cheat on her with someone younger and tighter, thus instilling in Elin a deep-seated insecurity that even a four carat diamond won't assuage.

Yes, but he's half asian too. You know what that means.

He drives into trees in the middle of the night?

No, silly, he's good at math.

/small thingee

He doesn't have to worry. Many of his mistresses said he's swinging a 9 iron... so he's got that going for him, which is nice.

9"?

sonder		2010-12-15 12:19:04 PM

The moral of this story?

THERE'S NO farkING GOOD REASON TO GET MARRIED.

davidab		2010-12-15 12:20:49 PM

Spartan Dave: par is on that hole

70 strokes, but that is like a minute and 10 secon...oh never mind.

plez		2010-12-15 12:22:27 PM

dominick: "You got vuvuzela in my vulva!"
"You got vulva on my vuvuzela!"

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Trocadero		2010-12-15 12:25:26 PM

Cyborg77: Thought this thread was going to be about Mary Jane.

Me too.

/it's Wednesday! Comic book day! Yay!

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2010-12-15 12:36:10 PM

i^2: So... your wife is a former prostitute? Kudos for being secure enough to marry her despite her "experience", but your choice of language indicates a certain level of conflict with your decision, not to mention a lack of respect for her as a person. Just sayin'

I'd go with "U Mad"

Nick Nostril		2010-12-15 12:37:14 PM

Larry Mahnken: It's a typo. She's dating the South African *HULK*.

Don't get him angry, Elin. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Would he turn dark green ?

star_topology		2010-12-15 01:04:10 PM

rogue_L_chick: How lovely. A blonde woman who used to date a man is dating someone else.

*sips tea*

This is a great post, if read with a "British Gentleman's" accent.

Dheiner		2010-12-15 01:19:44 PM

tamsnod27: RedEmily: carnifex2005: RedEmily: airsupport: Until the night they attempt to consummate their relationship.

She's had two kids, and a half-black husband. There's not a lot of muscle tone left down there.

Like farking a Thanksgiving turkey with all the stuffing scooped out already.

Then the "hunk" will have a decision to make. Will he put up with the hotdog down a hallway in exchange for the celebrity, or will he cheat on her with someone younger and tighter, thus instilling in Elin a deep-seated insecurity that even a four carat diamond won't assuage.

Yes, but he's half asian too. You know what that means.

He drives into trees in the middle of the night?

No, silly, he's good at math.

/small thingee

Apparently not so good at math that he lost half his stuff for side action...

I seriously doubt that $110 million is "half his stuff."

Dr.Knockboots		2010-12-15 01:30:47 PM

jakesense: Yea, but how do you really feel about her?

Oddly, I harbor no grudge with her, it was an amicable split.. I'm just trying to act all tough and stuff so you liters like me.

NittLion78		2010-12-15 01:35:52 PM

with WHOM she goes to school

Rebelution		2010-12-15 01:35:59 PM

tamsnod27: Apparently not so good at math that he lost half his stuff for side action...

LOL I think you're math is a little bit off. Tiger is easily worth more than $220 million. I'm too lazy to google right now but I've heard his net worth exceeds $750 million

Rebelution		2010-12-15 01:37:57 PM

goddamnit.

YOUR*

fatalvenom		2010-12-15 02:00:32 PM

Damn it. She was rumored to be looking to buy the house Tiger built for his mother right down the road from me. I guess my dreams of having a sugar-momma are over then.

i1045.photobucket.com

GMaps obviously hasn't updated their satellite pics in a while, but its obviously not hard to figure out where I'm talking about. It's a huge farking house, with a gigantic pool with a Hugh Hefner-esque grotto.

AmoLudare		2010-12-15 03:09:06 PM

Sloppy seconds.

lilbordr		2010-12-15 03:37:11 PM

Rapmaster2000: What South Africans might look like.

www.aceshowbiz.com

/Just to really drive the point home...

Do You Know What I Am Saying		2010-12-15 03:50:53 PM

THIS guy got a college named after him?!

/somebody had to

rjs983		2010-12-15 04:36:27 PM

I think the best revenge for Elin would be to make a ridiculous gang-bang video entitled "Ten Men in Tiger's Den" or "Elin Does the Back Nine" - something to that effect.

/like you wouldn't watch

texdent		2010-12-15 04:45:17 PM

is to blame

NoGods		2010-12-15 05:05:11 PM

Ooooooo. All my ex-girlfriends are also banging someone else. That hot cowgirl I banged one night on vacation in Florida whose name I never even learned is banging someone else. That hot new asian admin down the hall from me is banging someone else. People all over the world are banging someone else besides you. Grow up.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2010-12-15 05:07:28 PM

Do You Know What I Am Saying: THIS guy got a college named after him?!

NO,

Overfiend		2010-12-15 05:24:43 PM

This thread sucks. Need more pics of Elin or other hot SA women.

HMS_Blinkin		2010-12-15 06:07:34 PM

FormlessOne: That didn't take long.

Tiger was a LOT faster, in all fairness.

Brainwash		2010-12-15 06:14:23 PM

What about the wedding?
What was she wearing?

Don't torture yourself!
Put her out of your mind.

I can't get her out of my mind.
What about the guy?
Do you know anything about him?

Not much.
Just that he's an Olympic gymnast and it's the best sex she's ever had.

scott-ty		2010-12-15 08:12:17 PM

You folks keep laughing, he porked that sweet meat for years and even if he lost her and the 110 mil. He still have hundreds of millions and his choice of prime rib world wide. I just have the best wishes for him, and envy of course..lol

fartacus		2010-12-15 09:43:24 PM

lilbordr: Rapmaster2000: What South Africans might look like.

/Just to really drive the point home...

South Africans aren't all that ugly. Charlize Theron is from South Africa.

I hadn't heard of Die Antwoord before so I searched for them on YouTube. Man, they're awful. Really awful.

DominaNY		2010-12-15 10:45:56 PM

Swedish women don't age well; in about 15 years, she'll look like this. The F is for Fark, obviously.

imway2fat.files.wordpress.com

tooeasy		2010-12-15 10:46:44 PM

Do You Know What I Am Saying: THIS guy got a college named after him?!

/somebody had to

liar

MFAWG		2010-12-15 11:21:41 PM

JKulp42757: Tiger has several hundred million dollars, and any woman he wants now, with no fear of consequences.

I seriously doubt he cares.

I don't know that he cares, but I don't think he'll ever be the indomitable force he once was. Golf is seriously 99pct mental, and this whole thing crushed him.

He'll win a few tourneys, and may even break Nicklaus' record for majors, but it's basically over for him.

NachoPitt		2010-12-16 02:28:10 AM

Do You Know What I Am Saying: THIS guy got a college named after him?!

/somebody had to

That was my first though. I am pretty sure the PE courses are nothing more than drunk guys punching you in the junk while you try to hammer out an entire black flag set.

LonMead		2010-12-16 04:35:51 AM

Lord Farkwad: Rapmaster2000: What South Africans might look like.

What a Attractive and Successful South African American may look like.

Elin is banging Charlize?

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