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(My Fox DC)   Merry Christmas Tiger. And by the way, your gorgeous ex-wife is banging some South African hunk she goes to school with   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 135
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2010-12-15 09:23:53 AM  
Oh crap, is this going to be another OJ Simpson?
 
2010-12-15 10:09:45 AM  
Oh, her and those Africans.
 
2010-12-15 10:30:27 AM  
I wonder what par is on that hole?
 
2010-12-15 10:30:42 AM  
That didn't take long.
 
2010-12-15 10:31:29 AM  
FTFA: "I don't know if it's gone further," the insider added about the couple.

Some farking insider YOU are
 
2010-12-15 10:31:55 AM  
I clicked and was upset that they had a picture of Elin and not the hunk.

I'm going to go punch myself in the face now.
 
2010-12-15 10:32:01 AM  
Well, he can always drown his sorrow with a room full of prostitutes.
 
2010-12-15 10:32:41 AM  
friendinpa: I wonder what par is on that hole?

70 strokes
 
2010-12-15 10:32:57 AM  
good for her
 
2010-12-15 10:33:03 AM  
Why should any one care who she's seeing?
 
2010-12-15 10:33:55 AM  
Who gives a flying fark. let the woman live her life.
 
2010-12-15 10:34:30 AM  
d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net

Thought this thread was going to be about Mary Jane.
 
2010-12-15 10:34:50 AM  
Just wait until she finds out that he is actually a Nigerian prince.

Currently in escrow is entrusted amount of $22 billion British lbs. 110 million US dollars is needed to bribe the officials to release the holds on the money. Your assistance in this matter will be rewarded with 35% of the total held in escrow (7.7 billion British lbs). Please respond with urgency.
 
2010-12-15 10:34:53 AM  
I'm sure he'll cry himself to sleep on a large pile of money and hookers.
 
2010-12-15 10:34:56 AM  
Di Atribe: FTFA: "I don't know if it's gone further," the insider added about the couple.

Some farking insider YOU are


I'm sure he'd prefer to be insid'er!
 
2010-12-15 10:34:56 AM  
Good for her... I guess.

Poor Tiger... It must suck to hear about your ex dating someone new, while at the same time struggling to meet women that are interested in him.
 
2010-12-15 10:35:07 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com What a South African hunk may look like
 
2010-12-15 10:36:13 AM  
Spartan Dave: friendinpa: I wonder what par is on that hole?

70 strokes


I would probably come in way under par.
 
2010-12-15 10:36:33 AM  
Cyborg77: Thought this thread was going to be about Mary Jane.

Came here to say / post this.

Thank you for taking care of that for me.
 
2010-12-15 10:36:51 AM  
MDGeist: Why should any one care who she's seeing?

Why are dancing, singing, and other shiat shows so popular? Because housewives love lousy competition (so they can feel better about their own lack of talent) and gossipy infighting, televised.
 
2010-12-15 10:37:01 AM  
MDGeist: Why should any one care who she's seeing?

Because she's Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, and as long as she's Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, you will know, and eventually, you will care. And, it will take some time when she removes the title of Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, and it will take either Woods quits golf, or she does something better than him, because even if she marries again, she will always be Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife.
 
2010-12-15 10:38:33 AM  
She's studying psychology part-time at Rollins College?! Now there is some fantastic use of Tiger's money.

/snerk
 
2010-12-15 10:38:50 AM  
Inka dinka do, she's hot!
 
2010-12-15 10:39:01 AM  
CygnusDarius: MDGeist: Why should any one care who she's seeing?

Because she's Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, and as long as she's Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, you will know, and eventually, you will care. And, it will take some time when she removes the title of Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, and it will take either Woods quits golf, or she does something better than him, because even if she marries again, she will always be Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife.


Also, she is smokin hot and men will click on any article featuring her so they can ogle her knockers. Duh.
 
2010-12-15 10:40:55 AM  
I had a class with her, and I didn't know who she was until she came into my job (this was before all the sluts came out of the wood work.) She would just sit in class with a giant rock on her finger and then drive off in her Escalade/Hummer every night.

/CSB
//thought she was hot
///class was boring
 
2010-12-15 10:40:56 AM  
Ain't love grand?

/good for her
 
2010-12-15 10:42:17 AM  
i54.tinypic.com
 
2010-12-15 10:42:53 AM  
How lovely. A blonde woman who used to date a man is dating someone else.

*sips tea*
 
2010-12-15 10:42:55 AM  
Di Atribe: CygnusDarius: MDGeist: Why should any one care who she's seeing?

Because she's Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, and as long as she's Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, you will know, and eventually, you will care. And, it will take some time when she removes the title of Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife, and it will take either Woods quits golf, or she does something better than him, because even if she marries again, she will always be Tiger Woods' Ex-Wife.

Also, she is smokin hot and men will click on any article featuring her so they can ogle her knockers. Duh.


Yeah, that too.

/BTW bunk
 
2010-12-15 10:43:49 AM  
I'd make sweet, sweet love to her. And then I'd go about my business for the remaining 23 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
 
2010-12-15 10:44:02 AM  
Or people care for the simple fact that she is farking gorgeous... filthy rich, and gorgeous.

The only people who wouldnt put up with her shiat are multi-billionaire golfers who sleep on piles of blow, jacksons, and hookers.
 
2010-12-15 10:44:08 AM  
rogue_L_chick: How lovely. A blonde woman who used to date a man is dating someone else.

*sips tea*


A blonde woman that everyone knows. Quite a big difference.
 
2010-12-15 10:44:17 AM  
BTW Rollins is full of babes (night school not so much but there are still some.)

It's like a school out of an 80's movie where a ton of rich kids go and blow all their money on hookers and booze (read: coke), literally. I remember one kid just crashed his Bentley into the lake drunk one night.
 
2010-12-15 10:44:43 AM  
35 year old college student. Way to move up in the world, hon.

I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger....
 
2010-12-15 10:45:01 AM  
I would bang that chick so hard my peener would hurt for a month. It would be the best 2 min of her my life.
 
2010-12-15 10:45:27 AM  
It's a typo. She's dating the South African *HULK*.

Don't get him angry, Elin. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
 
2010-12-15 10:47:27 AM  
Well PLAYED bigworld!!

Just like an ABBA song!
 
2010-12-15 10:48:13 AM  
Someones got a case of jungle fever.
 
2010-12-15 10:48:25 AM  
nopokerface: 35 year old college student. Way to move up in the world, hon.

I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger....


Thats about tigers only real worry is that she'll need more money and come back to him for it. For the children.

Otherwise we'll go on with our lives and Tiger will be back to banging strippers, porn stars, golf groupies and the like.
 
2010-12-15 10:48:51 AM  
bgddy24601: Cyborg77: Thought this thread was going to be about Mary Jane.

Came here to say / post this.

Thank you for taking care of that for me.


Really? You both expected a Tiger Woods thread, in the sports tab would end up being a Mary Jane thread? Well then this is for both of you:

blogs.sfweekly.com

And because of what this article/thread is actually about:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2010-12-15 10:49:01 AM  
South African hunk thread?
 
2010-12-15 10:49:36 AM  
www.ninonexo.de

What South Africans might look like.
 
2010-12-15 10:49:56 AM  
Tiger has several hundred million dollars, and any woman he wants now, with no fear of consequences.

I seriously doubt he cares.
 
2010-12-15 10:51:38 AM  
RedEmily: South African hunk thread?

That's what I was hoping for but sadly it has not turned out that way.
 
2010-12-15 10:51:43 AM  
Larry Mahnken: It's a typo. She's dating the South African *SHE HULK* Pygmy.

Don't get IT angry, Elin. You wouldn't like IT when IT's angry.


FTFY
 
2010-12-15 10:52:11 AM  
Madaynun: Spartan Dave: friendinpa: I wonder what par is on that hole?

70 strokes

I would probably come in way under par.


Hole in one?
 
2010-12-15 10:52:24 AM  
Rapmaster2000: What South Africans might look like.

My friend has showed me their music videos, and they always leave me speechless.

I actually think there was a South African guy in one of our classes although I'm not sure it's him. He was a good looking, tall dude but he worked at Verizon. Somehow I don't think Elin would date a guy who works at a Verizon kiosk at the mall.
 
2010-12-15 10:53:20 AM  
Blowmonkey

oi54.tinypic.com
 
2010-12-15 10:53:42 AM  
She'll never go back...

Anyway, it's good that she's going to school so she'll have something to fall back on if that whole $110 million thing doesn't work out for her.
 
2010-12-15 10:54:10 AM  
Tiger is probably balls deep in a sub minimum wage chain restaurant waitress right now, what does he care?
 
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