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(Some Guy)   Pro Tip: When making a Molotov cocktail, make sure the liquid is flammable. It works better that way   (swns.com) divider line 26
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2010-12-15 09:52:00 AM  
Also, try to burn the zombies and not your own cabin.
 
2010-12-15 11:06:19 AM  
i prefer inflammable liquids, actually.
 
2010-12-15 11:45:13 AM  
*reports submitter to the CIA for aiding/providing plans for weapons construction to TERRORISTS*
 
2010-12-15 11:45:15 AM  
thomps, that was a witty retort.
 
2010-12-15 11:45:41 AM  
What you have there, son, is a water bomb.

Unless you are going to hurl it really, really, really, very fast, chemical fission works better than atomic fusion in a Molotov cocktail.
 
2010-12-15 11:51:42 AM  
brantgoose: What you have there, son, is a water bomb.

Unless you are going to hurl it really, really, really, very fast, chemical fission works better than atomic fusion in a Molotov cocktail.


Sheldon, is that you?
 
2010-12-15 11:52:48 AM  
thomps: i prefer inflammable liquids, actually.

Well, naturally you would. In-flammable is when it's MORE than flammable. This Molotov cocktail, it's not just flammable, it's IN-flammable.
 
2010-12-15 11:52:52 AM  
hydrogem bombs. how do they work?
 
2010-12-15 11:53:50 AM  
fire retardant. he was being safe and responsible
 
2010-12-15 11:57:40 AM  
i51.tinypic.com
 
2010-12-15 12:02:02 PM  
Diesel, unlike petrol, is not flammable. It is combustible but will only burn like wax in a candle with a wick unless it is heated or put under great pressure.

Unemployed chef Price, of Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, was jailed for two years after he pleaded guilty to attempting to making the explosive substance in March.


Derp?
 
2010-12-15 12:08:12 PM  
LoneVVolf: Diesel, unlike petrol, is not flammable noninflamable. It is combustible but will only burn like wax in a candle with a wick unless it is heated or put under great pressure.

ftftfa
 
2010-12-15 12:11:36 PM  
Can we ban swns.com until they get rid of that floating logo that covers the article?
 
2010-12-15 12:14:43 PM  
His IQ has to be smaller than his shirt size. Any kid can make a Molotov without reading how to on the net. Sheesh !
 
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2010-12-15 12:16:18 PM  
LoneVVolf: Diesel, unlike petrol, is not flammable. It is combustible but will only burn like wax in a candle with a wick unless it is heated or put under great pressure.

Unemployed chef Price, of Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, was jailed for two years after he pleaded guilty to attempting to making the explosive substance in March.

Derp?


Just what part of the word "attempting" are you finding so hard to understand?
 
2010-12-15 12:32:07 PM  
Is disappointed in the failure.


fc03.deviantart.net
 
2010-12-15 12:41:46 PM  
jibern: fire retardant. he was being safe and responsible

ftfy
 
2010-12-15 12:53:44 PM  
Kryllith: thomps: i prefer inflammable liquids, actually.

Well, naturally you would. In-flammable is when it's MORE than flammable. This Molotov cocktail, it's not just flammable, it's IN-flammable.


And then we have...

farm6.static.flickr.com

Farkin' words, how do they work?
 
2010-12-15 01:14:52 PM  
eqtworld: LoneVVolf: Diesel, unlike petrolgasoline, is not flammable noninflamable. It is combustible but will only burn like wax in a candle with a wick unless it is heated or put under great pressure.

ftftfa
 
2010-12-15 02:43:16 PM  
And if you do use petrol, throw it side armed. Overhand throws may result in what our local bomb squad calls the Dance of the Flaming Asshole.
 
2010-12-15 03:04:24 PM  
Clockwork Kumquat: Kryllith: thomps: i prefer inflammable liquids, actually.

Well, naturally you would. In-flammable is when it's MORE than flammable. This Molotov cocktail, it's not just flammable, it's IN-flammable.

And then we have...



Farkin' words, how do they work?


Is it anything like infamous?

/something something a plethora of pinatas
 
2010-12-15 03:09:55 PM  
airsupport: Is disappointed in the failure.

Thank you airsupport. You are a saint among men.
 
2010-12-15 03:29:27 PM  
The unrelated video of another master perp made me laugh.
 
2010-12-15 04:18:53 PM  
Hey everybody be sure and go see Unstoppable, where you will see a diesel locomotive explode!
 
2010-12-15 05:22:05 PM  
brantgoose: What you have there, son, is a water bomb.

Unless you are going to hurl it really, really, really, very fast, chemical fission works better than atomic fusion in a Molotov cocktail.


media.giantbomb.com

Oddly enough, with a tin can, turpentine, and Abraxo cleaner, you can turn an ordinary Nuka-Cola Quantum into a deadly nuclear grenade.
 
2010-12-15 11:05:19 PM  
rnatalie
And if you do use petrol, throw it side armed. Overhand throws may result in what our local bomb squad calls the Dance of the Flaming Asshole.

That made my night.
 
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