+1. Nice headline.

queenalice: +1. Nice headline.

I'm not subby.

I would never, ever post a +1 in my own thread.

Christ almighty, can't a girl give respect to a decent headline without people thinking she's out for herself?

Merciless you farkers are.

+1 SUBBY whoever you are.

gopher321: queenalice: I'm not subby.

I would never, ever post a +1 in my own thread.

Christ almighty, can't a girl give respect to a decent headline without people thinking she's out for herself?

Merciless you farkers are.

+1 SUBBY whoever you are.



+?

(sheepish) subby

queenalice: I'm not subby.

Was just repeating the sentiment without having to type anything.

Being lazy really.

queenalice: gopher321: queenalice: I'm not subby.

I would never, ever post a +1 in my own thread.

Christ almighty, can't a girl give respect to a decent headline without people thinking she's out for herself?

Merciless you farkers are.

+1 SUBBY whoever you are.



+?

(sheepish) subby

clarification: meaning i'm answering you sheepishly that it is +1 to subster. not that I submitting this farking headline. i didn't. go to my profile, my greens, all --count em and weep-- whopping 4 of them, are public for all.

bye bye boys. have fun storming the castle!

IdBeCrazyIf: queenalice: I'm not subby.

Was just repeating the sentiment without having to type anything.

Being lazy really.

oh god. i'm sorry1 people were just shredding me to pieces in another thread because I +1-ed before it went green so they all assumed I was hawking my own wares. Sorry!

DammitIForgotMyLogin: queenalice: +1 SUBBY whoever you are.

Thankyou :)

/subby

how did i know. sensei, teach this grasshoppa your secrets.
also, what does EIP mean?

You take Bellagio chips?

It would have been better if he had shot one of the living teen intruders.

a lion in a sidecar: It would have been better if he had shot one of the living teen intruders.

No. Go after the zombies first.

*reads headline from the article*

Serves that guy right for intruding on dead teens.

a lion in a sidecar: It would have been better if he had shot one of the living teen intruders.

Came for this.

Headline from linked article: "Pensioner shoots dead teen intruder"

My question...was the intruder a zombie? If so, then the apocalypse has begun.

Tazed for bein' UGLY!!??!? Tazed for bein' UGLY!!??!? Tazed for bein' UGLY!!??!? Tazed for bein' UGLY!!??!?

what is really sad is in the US we'd have people looking to prosecute this guy. Or worse yet, the other 4 guys would sue him for emotional damages or something idiotic...and probably win.

The real headline:
Pensioner shoots dead teen intruder

Reporter is a farking idiot.

Albanians are muslamic right?

FTA, "german albanian teen." Is this PC code for gypsy or Roma?

I am not subby, either, so fark all of you

you know, it seems suspicious to me that with all those dogs and copters they didn't find any other suspects, wondering if he exaggerated to make it seem like he feared for his life more, It's not like the dead teen can say "It was just me "

ihatedumbpeople: what is really sad is in the US we'd have people looking to prosecute this guy. Or worse yet, the other 4 guys would sue him for emotional damages or something idiotic...and probably win.

What are you babbling about, in the US you can shoot people who are robbing your neighbors house and get away scott free.

cherryl taggart: FTA, "german albanian teen." Is this PC code for gypsy or Roma?

No, they got rid of their gypsy problem several decades back (until the french finish kicking all their filthy gyppos out and they all flood into germany who cant do anything about their problem because of the past).

djrfark: you know, it seems suspicious to me that with all those dogs and copters they didn't find any other suspects, wondering if he exaggerated to make it seem like he feared for his life more, It's not like the dead teen can say "It was just me "
Or maybe there's footprints in the snow.

Headline: "5 men trying to rob his house"

Article: ""The retiree, who as a hunter is also a gun owner, was able to get a pistol, shooting one offender dead," the statement said.

Police await confirmation, but believe he was a 16-year-old...boy"

Just saying.

Apples01: He's gonna come home one night and find his wife getting DP'd on the couch, gagging on another man's cock with mascara running down her face.

Have there ever been two people who are less compatible? Just reading the article, you can tell that his wife is gonna leave him, and leave him soon.

lilplatinum: ihatedumbpeople: what is really sad is in the US we'd have people looking to prosecute this guy. Or worse yet, the other 4 guys would sue him for emotional damages or something idiotic...and probably win.

What are you babbling about, in the US you can shoot people who are robbing your neighbors house and get away scott free.



not everywhere tho. depends on the state. in TX this is fine, in CA not so much, for example.

Father_Jack: not everywhere tho. depends on the state. in TX this is fine, in CA not so much, for example.

Which is a shame, because if any state needed their population trimmed its CA (preferably before any more of them flee into austin)

thesubliminalman: Apples01: He's gonna come home one night and find his wife getting DP'd on the couch, gagging on another man's cock with mascara running down her face.

Have there ever been two people who are less compatible? Just reading the article, you can tell that his wife is gonna leave him, and leave him soon.

THIS

/it's about time someone noticed this

DammitIForgotMyLogin: queenalice: how did i know. sensei, teach this grasshoppa your secrets.

Well, my most popular headlines are the ones with really bad puns in - see my profile for details.

Most importantly, is just don't get discouraged by the fact that the majority of your submissions will go red. I guess it's safe to say that I score a higher approval rate than most, and i'm only running at about 25% overall


also, what does EIP mean?

email in profile

damn. i'd love to see your reds. are you a writer IRL? you should be.

FTFA: Police await confirmation, but believe he was a 16-year-old German-Albanian boy with a long record of criminal activity. An autopsy is pending.

Wow...they can confirm that from an autopsy? Damnit, we're so far behind in medical research in this country, it's not even funny.

So when do they throw the old guy in jail? Oh wait. It's not England.

vudukungfu: You take Bellagio chips?

What you accomplished presently. It is visible to me.

a lion in a sidecar: It would have been better if he had shot one of the living teen intruders.

Exactly my tought!

lilplatinum: Father_Jack: not everywhere tho. depends on the state. in TX this is fine, in CA not so much, for example.

Which is a shame, because if any state needed their population trimmed its CA (preferably before any more of them flee into austin)

totally. i am not a strong proponent of vigilante style justice per se but i can totally get behind the "castle doctrine".

if someone breaks into my house while im in there, and i have time to grab something out of the safe and feel threatened enough, i am going to kill them. my wife has been attacked in an old apt we had in LA, and fark me if i get the chance im gonna kill the next sum biatch who tries that.

redmid17: If I had to guess, I would say it's code for Muslim. No joke. A lot of the older Germans REALLY don't like immigrants, and the primary immigrants to Germany are Muslim (Turkish, Albanian, or northern African - mostly Turkish though)

A lot of younger Germans and non muslim immigrants don't like muslim immigrants either.

redmid17: cherryl taggart: FTA, "german albanian teen." Is this PC code for gypsy or Roma?

If I had to guess, I would say it's code for Muslim. No joke. A lot of the older Germans REALLY don't like immigrants, and the primary immigrants to Germany are Muslim (Turkish, Albanian, or northern African - mostly Turkish though)

youre getting your evil muslims mixed up.

turks and albanians are technically muzzies but hardly sharia followin'. indeed, Turkey is the model muslim State: run by a parliament, in NATO, and pretty secular.

the demographic of these kids was the same as the black hooligans or mexican gangbangers in US inner cities: useless good for nothings with no education looking for some cash, and one of them got blown away (who has a criminal record a mile long it seems like FTFA).

These are punks, dont read any jihadist into this tho. barking up the wrong tree.

redmid17: Fair enough. When I lived there it was much more pronounced with the older generation. Next time I will include germans and non-immigrants of all ages in their general dislike of muslim immigrants.

Also depends if your in ossiland where they hate all immigrants and people from the west or from civilization, I suppose.

Father_Jack: turks and albanians are technically muzzies but hardly sharia followin'. indeed, Turkey is the model muslim State: run by a parliament, in NATO, and pretty secular.

The Anatolian Turks in Germany are often more loudly muslims than the actual turks in turkey - its kind of an identity in a foreign land thing.