Take my advice;
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

TheMega: and they don't rerun MASH much in the last 10 years like they used to

And, oddly enough, if you look, it is on this very minute.. and somewhere between 4 to 8 times almost every day.

Did they really run it that much more in "the old days"

I think a little bit more but I mean late '80s and given that we had fewer channels because we were poor college students we only had 6 channels it represented a larger percentage.

MASH is still on quite a bit. My problem with it is I watch 1 minute of it and think - oh yeah, I remember this episode - change channels. Same thing with Hawaii 5-0.

Farking bring back Taxi where I'll probably remember the episode but will be glad to see again. Brink back Welcome Back Kotter, What's Happening, Bob Newhart, Richard Pryor FFS. Old reruns of SCTV!

How about a reality show with me firing my shotgun to get you off my farking lawn?

If we had more men like you, we have less men like you.

This thread needs some hot, sexy babe pics.

Ghastly: I bet this guy is full of jocularity.

You tell em' Ferret Face

Not a bookmark for later, so I can show my dad, next time he comes over...

The man would religously watch M*A*S*H and any reruns, every time they were on TV. Thanks to him I probably have seen every episode and the movie, multiple times....

Looks really cool and accurate though.

I guess everyone needs a hobby.....

Insert "I love this thread so much" kitten here.

Arcturus72: Not a bookmark for later, so I can show my dad, next time he comes over...

The man would religously watch M*A*S*H and any reruns, every time they were on TV. Thanks to him I probably have seen every episode and the movie, multiple times....


Apparently I have another child I didn't know about....that biatch never said a word!

/Don't suppose you'd mind telling me where you live
//So I can come over and see your bookmark
///Wait...that's not right, is it?

robmilmel: I want an oil painting of this scene from the movie:

You may have given me a brilliantly cunning plan to break in my new set of acrylics. Or an excuse to GIMP some more.

/I think the wind just broke his leg

He's missing something...

I understand that some articles are going to be posted on multiple websites but this is getting farking ridiculous. About 75% of everything I see posted on Fark I saw on reddit first.

Where are the nurse's quarters?

ThisNameSux: I understand that some articles are going to be posted on multiple websites but this is getting farking ridiculous. About 75% of everything I see posted on Fark I saw on reddit first.

Then stop visiting reddit.

As for the article...he's gonna come home one night and find his wife getting DP'd on the couch, gagging on another man's cock with mascara running down her face.

Have there ever been two people who are less compatible? Just reading the article, you can tell that his wife is gonna leave him, and leave him soon.

This would be the perfect place to play with my action figures!



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Alright, I normally aint not impressed by those there thangs, but this is cool :P

SilentStrider: FirstNationalBastard: However, he would have to make sure he didn't serve chicken.

don't think he'll want the liver or fish either.

Spam lamb?

dj42: As for the article...he's gonna come home one night and find his wife getting DP'd on the couch, gagging on another man's cock with mascara running down her face.

Have there ever been two people who are less compatible? Just reading the article, you can tell that his wife is gonna leave him, and leave him soon.

Wait,wut?

dj42: As for the article...he's gonna come home one night and find his wife getting DP'd on the couch, gagging on another man's cock with mascara running down her face.

Have there ever been two people who are less compatible? Just reading the article, you can tell that his wife is gonna leave him, and leave him soon.

Is this some kind of new meme?

sniderman

After Mash? You have good taste, my friend. A clearly superior series in almost every way over the original MASH series.

You're the top! You're the Colosseum,
You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum,
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile, You're the Tow'r of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa.
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

This isn't a war, it's a moider!



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Hot like a heat

If I was Alan Alda, I would hire another bodyguard.

If he wants to get really into it, he could recreate the set of W*A*L*T*E*R Link (new window)

Goddamn Army.....

betona: This thread needs some hot, sexy babe pics.


Nice. I'm here to relieve you.


/Good. Undo my bra.

MythDragon: Rather have this in my backyard.

A Baywatch surf board?

p.s. none of them look like that any more.

I'm just pissed that the actor who played Captain Tuttle faded into obscurity after his appearance on the show.

/29
//huge M*A*S*H fan

I hated M.A.S.H.

FeFiFoFark: I hated M.A.S.H.

Ferret face is that you?

The_Original_Roxtar: I'm just pissed that the actor who played Captain Tuttle faded into obscurity after his appearance on the show.

/29
//huge M*A*S*H fan

I think all of us that knew and loved Tuttle would like to pay tribute to this heroic man and I think it's only fitting that the man who knew him best, The_Original_Roxtar deliver the eulogy.

35 years old, have watched every ep at least 3 times by now, I think. It's still on TV a lot. Mostly later, but it's still in rotation constantly.

Heysomefarkingpenguinatemysammich!: FeFiFoFark: I hated M.A.S.H.

Ferret face is that you?

No.

Douchebag, is that you?

fusillade762: unyon: FirstNationalBastard: Norad: This guy needs to charge for themed parties.

However, he would have to make sure he didn't serve chicken.

He'd have to serve corn-on-the-cob. But take it off the cob and cream it.

My mother has a half dozen cans of creamed corn, for some reason. I think of that episode every time I open her pantry.

Why anyone would inflict that abomination upon poor corn is beyond me. BLECH!

"You creamed a weenie?!?"

"We want something else! We want something else!"

/Have dined at Tony Packo's many, many times. The first time I ever travelled to Detroit from DC with my husband-to-be, I begged him to stop in Toledo for a chili dog with pickles n' peppers.
//Was disappointed when I realized there was no such place as Adam's Ribs

FeFiFoFark: Heysomefarkingpenguinatemysammich!: FeFiFoFark: I hated M.A.S.H.

Ferret face is that you?

No.

Douchebag, is that you?

Ha ha! He responded to your pointless trollery with a relevant, on-topic reference so you hit him with a generic douche response! BRILLIANT! You must work in the industry.

swahnhennessy: dj42: As for the article...he's gonna come home one night and find his wife getting DP'd on the couch, gagging on another man's cock with mascara running down her face.

Have there ever been two people who are less compatible? Just reading the article, you can tell that his wife is gonna leave him, and leave him soon.

Is this some kind of new meme?

One he's apparently trying to force in this completely unrelated thread for some reason.

That line's from somewhere in here. (new window)

/at least show some creativity when trying to propagate crappy memes

Ghastly: I bet this guy is full of jocularity.

nice...

I bet Tuttle paid for all of that...

FeFiFoFark: Heysomefarkingpenguinatemysammich!: FeFiFoFark: I hated M.A.S.H.
Ferret face is that you?
No.
Douchebag, is that you?

Where in the devil are those Douchebags? (new window)

Wow, makes me want to go over to Rosie's for a Grape Nehi.

Every "strong" female character on modern TV needs to go study under Margaret Houlihan. Had a bit of a girl-crush on her.

o.k. here's one for anyone here that "claims" to be a real m.a.s.h. fan

at the beginning of every episode the first seen shows people out on a field, the camera is on radar as he turns his head to see the approaching helicopter. then the music starts.
What is Radar holding under his arm.

/not a clipboard or trumpet

Dad was a career Army officer, Vietnam vet, etc. and hated this POS show like nothing else. Hated it. War was not a joke to the people actually in one. And *no* to an Iraq version for gods sake.