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(TMZ)   Rip Torn folds, pleads guilty to breaking into bank   (tmz.com) divider line 26
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2010-12-15 03:39:41 AM
Makeup does a lot. I had no idea he looked THAT old.
 
2010-12-15 03:45:00 AM
If he smoked weed instead of drinking, this shiat would never have happened.
 
2010-12-15 03:52:27 AM
And without an ounce of remorse to boot. What a lovable sot he is.
 
2010-12-15 04:03:53 AM
I wonder why it occurred for him to do this. Did the MiB money dry up that fast? Or did "Freddy Got Fingered" just make him completely unemployable?

/his performance in "Dodgeball" erased a lot of ill will I had toward the man for teaming up with Tom Green
 
2010-12-15 04:05:59 AM
Just to put this out there, here's a clip of him attacking Norman Mailer with a hammer during the filming of a movie 40 years ago. In case it's not clear, Rip Torn is the one wearing green.

Link (new window)

/cocaine's a hell of a drug
 
2010-12-15 04:18:05 AM
Atomic Spunk: If he smoked weed instead of drinking, this shiat would never have happened.

How in the hell do you know?!?!!?!?! Moron.
 
2010-12-15 04:19:06 AM
He's just a crazy hedonist. (new window)
 
2010-12-15 04:35:35 AM
Wow. Apparently we are hosting an intergalactic kegger
 
2010-12-15 07:00:04 AM
How do you break in to a bank with a loaded gun and get no jail time? If some drunk redneck did this I would think he'd be facing a couple years at least.
 
2010-12-15 07:22:54 AM
One too many salty dogs I guess.
 
2010-12-15 07:33:02 AM
They just don't make 'em like that any more.

/seriously
 
2010-12-15 07:45:10 AM
Six-Wings: Just to put this out there, here's a clip of him attacking Norman Mailer with a hammer during the filming of a movie 40 years ago. In case it's not clear, Rip Torn is the one wearing green.

Link (new window)

/cocaine's a hell of a drug


What in the fark??? The amazing thing is the hammer attack may not be the strangest thing in that video. Does it all make more sense while high?
 
2010-12-15 07:52:54 AM
ramen_for_all: Wow. Apparently we are hosting an intergalactic kegger

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
 
2010-12-15 09:12:52 AM
 
2010-12-15 09:51:16 AM
H. W. Plainview: How do you break in to a bank with a loaded gun and get no jail time? If some drunk redneck did this I would think he'd be facing a couple years at least.

And if he were a black guy, he'd have gotten 20.
 
2010-12-15 09:57:17 AM
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a public nuisance rap.

RIP Torn.
 
2010-12-15 09:57:46 AM
Rip Torn farkin rules. Batshiat crazy and drunk 24/7
 
2010-12-15 10:11:42 AM
Did he throw confetti to aid in his escape?
 
2010-12-15 10:24:06 AM
Sirsky: H. W. Plainview: How do you break in to a bank with a loaded gun and get no jail time? If some drunk redneck did this I would think he'd be facing a couple years at least.

And if he were a black guy, he'd have gotten 20.


Not so much "broke into a bank with intent to rob it" as "got blind drunk and lost."

The bank is in an old house. His house is around the corner. It was well after closing time, and he was obviously blind drunk. Here's Google's Street View of the bank. He even left his boots and hat by the back door!

He also got busted for DUI just a little before this happened. It's pretty obvious he puts on a big bender, especially to everyone who lives around there. It was no secret.
 
2010-12-15 10:25:01 AM
ramen_for_all: Wow. Apparently we are hosting an intergalactic kegger

Dammit, four hours late...

/A tip of the hat, milady.

Ecobuckeye: Did he throw confetti to aid in his escape?

NotSureIfSerious.jpg
 
2010-12-15 10:25:48 AM
He just wanted some sausage and figured breaking into a bank drunk and armed was the best way to do it.
 
2010-12-15 10:44:37 AM
he could have used those memory wipe thingies.
 
2010-12-15 11:03:03 AM
I wonder if a poor black dude with a prior DUI would have gotten a suspended sentence?
 
2010-12-15 01:07:06 PM
ramen_for_all: Wow. Apparently we are hosting an intergalactic kegger

Came for the intergalactic kegger, leaving drunk. Hic!
 
2010-12-15 03:38:20 PM
briflo: I wonder if a poor black dude with a prior DUI would have gotten a suspended sentence?

Considering sentencing in America is based off of how much money you have to fight the charges I'm guessing any one of us "little people" wouldn't see a free day for at least a decade.
 
2010-12-16 01:43:25 AM
It's great to see the case is all sewn up.
 
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