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(Telegraph)   You discover your 17-year-old daughter is having a relationship with a 57-year-old man. Do you: C) Castrate him with a bread knife? "His life was saved but he remains a eunuch for life"   (telegraph.co.uk ) divider line
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2010-12-13 02:30:54 AM  
Dad in the article = my new personal hero.
 
2010-12-13 02:53:44 AM  

uglyguylilwinky: Dad in the article = my new personal hero.


Why? For raising a slutty daughter?
 
2010-12-13 02:59:45 AM  

propasaurus: Why? For raising a slutty daughter?


Hmm... you raise a valid point. I'm so confused! Dagnabbit!
 
2010-12-13 03:29:17 AM  

propasaurus: uglyguylilwinky: Dad in the article = my new personal hero.

Why? For raising a slutty daughter?


If only more dads were so considerate.
 
2010-12-13 03:36:36 AM  
uglyguylilwinky: Dad in the article = my new personal hero.

For breaking the law? Also the age of consent in Germany is 14. There was nothing illegal about the relationship in the first place unless someone could show the daughter was being coerced into sexual activity with the man.
 
2010-12-13 03:55:00 AM  

WhyteRaven74: For breaking the law?


Well... you know, other than that part... and the mutilation. Hmm... what was my point again?
 
2010-12-13 04:01:48 AM  

WhyteRaven74: There was nothing illegal about the relationship in the first place unless someone could show the daughter was being coerced into sexual activity with the man.


But a 40 year age difference? I sympathize with the father and wouldn't be surprised if it comes out that the guy who got castrated deserved it.

It would be creepy enough if the girl were 25. But 17? That's frickin' weird, law be damned.
 
2010-12-13 04:18:03 AM  
Those poor Eunuchs, after all, what with the logins and all that.

i711.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-13 04:20:15 AM  

WhyteRaven74: For breaking the law? Also the age of consent in Germany is 14


I just like the thought of an old freak who banged a naive teenager getting his nuts cut off. Really, did he expect dad to welcome him with open arms.

"Yes, come in you old freak and bang my daughter while mom and dad watch"

Trust me, he won't be doing that again... Sure the age of consent may be 14 but does that really mean kids should be targeted by much older, wiser sexual predators?
 
2010-12-13 04:59:12 AM  
Con_Authority: wiser sexual predators?

Interesting unsupportable assumption you make.
 
2010-12-13 05:01:50 AM  
Finally, one of those ABC questions on here I say yes to.
 
2010-12-13 05:04:00 AM  

WhyteRaven74: Con_Authority: wiser sexual predators?

Interesting unsupportable assumption you make.


He was boinking a 17 year old at the age of 57.

That's kinda strong support for the predator idea.
 
2010-12-13 05:15:20 AM  
doglover: He was boinking a 17 year old at the age of 57.

That's kinda strong support for the predator idea.


Is it the age difference or the age of the younger partner that makes you think that? They were both legal adults. Unless she was being drugged, she was consenting. Would you feel the same way if the genders were reversed?
 
2010-12-13 05:21:46 AM  

SpaceyCat: Would you feel the same way if the genders were reversed?


Yes. A 57 year old woman who had any attraction beyond sexual to a 17 year old is kinda weird. It's too big an age gulf, that's why 99% of the time we don't see it. Go watch Harold and Maude. That will explain everything.
 
2010-12-13 05:24:47 AM  
and now he's going to have a great singing voice. way to go bread knife dad.
 
2010-12-13 05:53:36 AM  
I guess then that she was hot?
 
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2010-12-13 06:18:15 AM  
I will be 57 before I have a 17 year old daughter so I'm going to have to say "ouch" rather than "way to go, dad."
 
2010-12-13 07:13:19 AM  
Congrats, dad-from-the-article. Not only do you have a slutty daughter who makes poor relationship decisions, but now you're going to prison for attempted murder, removing your daughter's main male role model.

Not that you could have been doing that great a job in the first place if she was with a 57 year old dude.
 
2010-12-13 07:18:20 AM  
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/older, same age, etc
 
2010-12-13 07:18:44 AM  
Unavailable for comment:

media.nj.com

/did I tell you to hotlink?
 
2010-12-13 07:20:34 AM  

HystericalParoxysm: Congrats, dad-from-the-article. Not only do you have a slutty daughter who makes poor relationship decisions, but now you're going to prison for attempted murder, removing your daughter's main male role model.

Not that you could have been doing that great a job in the first place if she was with a 57 year old dude.



Well, she'll be free to fark anyone she wants to now.

I might look her up when I'm older. And piss into her mouth, as per German custom.
 
2010-12-13 07:21:25 AM  

WhyteRaven74: uglyguylilwinky: Dad in the article = my new personal hero.

For breaking the law? Also the age of consent in Germany is 14. There was nothing illegal about the relationship in the first place unless someone could show the daughter was being coerced into sexual activity with the man.


I'm more concerned that you know the consent laws in Germany
 
2010-12-13 07:21:35 AM  

log_jammin: and now he's going to have a great singing voice. way to go bread knife dad.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Actually, the twins are castrated before puberty so that the testosterone will not have an effect on the development of the singer's vocal cords. Over time his voice may lighten up a toonce, but you got get 'em young.


/Thank you 11th grade music class.
 
2010-12-13 07:22:00 AM  
Are we talking about the twig and berries full castration or just the berries, or was it the dreaded, cruel, and inhumane just the twig?
 
2010-12-13 07:23:10 AM  
The only way I could see justifying this is if the daughter is mentally disabled. Otherwise the dad has no real defense here - 17 years old is old enough to understand consequences of your actions.
 
2010-12-13 07:23:47 AM  

Marlas_Cancer: Actually, the twins are castrated before puberty so that the testosterone will not have an effect on the development of the singer's vocal cords. Over time his voice may lighten up a toonce, but you got get 'em young.


I know, I know, but it was the only joke I could erect at the time.
 
2010-12-13 07:24:15 AM  
This sounds like a perfect occasion for the "staring father" meme.
 
2010-12-13 07:29:21 AM  
Worst Ow! My Balls ever.
 
2010-12-13 07:29:28 AM  
Article says they took the testicles with them. Wonder who drew the short straw on that one.
 
2010-12-13 07:29:56 AM  
I am adding "do not fark with Helmut Seifert" to my list of personal rules.
 
2010-12-13 07:30:02 AM  
Uh, it'd fly for a reasonable defense in the US where age of consent is 18. But... 57 with a 17 year old, chances are daddy is younger than the eunuch.

/DNRTFA
 
2010-12-13 07:31:04 AM  
fta: "...an ethnic German originally from Russia"

well that's just a god damned time bomb waiting to go off.
 
2010-12-13 07:31:48 AM  
That's pretty much the least you can expect when you put at least 3 germans in one country.
 
2010-12-13 07:35:21 AM  
The great thing about teenagers is that even as you get older, their parents will still cut off your balls for farking them.
 
2010-12-13 07:36:22 AM  

PDX Ghost Hunter: Article says they took the testicles with them. Wonder who drew the short straw on that one.


I'd imagine he took the 2 short straws, tied them together and is now using the mans balls as fuzzy dice.
 
2010-12-13 07:37:14 AM  
I hope there was butter on the knife at least.
 
2010-12-13 07:37:45 AM  
Approves

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//hot
 
2010-12-13 07:37:48 AM  

SpaceyCat: Would you feel the same way if the genders were reversed?


What more needs to be said?
 
2010-12-13 07:38:13 AM  
From Wikipedia:

The age of consent in Germany is 14, as long as a person over the age of 21 does not exploit a 14-15 year-old person's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination. Guys would NEVER do that -- Really, we promise.

In this rare and special case, a conviction on an individual over the age of 21 requires a complaint from the younger individual; being over 21 and engaging in sexual relations with a minor of that age does not constitute an offense in and of itself. Otherwise the age of consent is 14, although provisions protecting minors against coercion apply until the age of 18.
 
2010-12-13 07:40:45 AM  
My dad is 66, and would definitely, if ever given the chance, bonk a 17 (18, whatever) year old woman. And I don't blame him.

The "half your age plus seven" rule makes him die inside a little. Women are old and ugly by 40.

www.chrisconrey.com

Pic related: It's my dad.
 
2010-12-13 07:40:48 AM  
LOL Don't fark with that guy.
 
2010-12-13 07:40:49 AM  

HAMMERTOE: SpaceyCat: Would you feel the same way if the genders were reversed?

What more needs to be said?


Here's to you misses Robinson?
 
2010-12-13 07:40:52 AM  
He told police: "I received a phone call anonymously that my daughter was involved with a guy 40 years older than her. You said you couldn't stop him - so I did.

Balls of steel.

"The man was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was castrated. The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator."

/and stolen balls
 
2010-12-13 07:41:05 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/Obligatory and hot
 
2010-12-13 07:42:36 AM  
I would rather have my 17 year old daughter hanging around 17-21 year old guys. Sex is the farthest thing from their minds, they are more interested in friendship and forging good relationships.
 
2010-12-13 07:42:52 AM  
Good for him!
 
2010-12-13 07:43:03 AM  
Folks, this is Germany we're talking about. There's still the possibility that this was all some weird ass sex game that went horribly wrong.
 
2010-12-13 07:43:06 AM  
Why didn't they go bloodless? Could have avoided the murder charges and put their power tools to good use.
Link (new window)

NSF breakfast
NSF lunch
NSF dinner
 
2010-12-13 07:43:21 AM  
A society may think of itself as squishy liberal as it wants to be, but it only takes one individual to think otherwise to change the ground rules. Right now, you know a lot of fathers of teen girls are getting thoughtful, and a lot of middle aged men who want to molest children are just a tad more nervous.

Yeah, it's the law all right. A law that wasn't written by fathers who care for their teen daughters.
 
2010-12-13 07:43:41 AM  
maybe shes butt ugly and thats all she could get
 
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