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(WLSAM)   Today's teacher having sex with her student trial comes from Santa Cruz California, and is being delayed by a coma   (wlsam.com) divider line 47
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2010-12-11 05:41:48 PM
His girlfriend's in a coma? Is it serious?
 
2010-12-11 07:06:27 PM
This is what happens when you hit it too hard.
 
2010-12-11 07:15:23 PM
Any English teacher will tell you, pause for a coma.
 
2010-12-11 07:54:19 PM
looking for the double-play:

"I'd hit it"

"someone already did ..."
 
2010-12-11 07:54:30 PM
MIGHT want...
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/if she's in a coma, she can't say no
//amiright?
 
2010-12-11 07:54:57 PM
House of Tards: His girlfriend's in a coma? Is it serious?

But you know I'd hate for anything to happen to her....
 
2010-12-11 07:58:00 PM
WLS needs to fire their computer guy. Talk about web design fail.

/would hit it like a 15-year-old on Ritalin
 
2010-12-11 08:00:53 PM
Wasn't this an episode of "Monk"?
 
2010-12-11 08:01:19 PM
LordOfThePings: Any English teacher will tell you, pause for a coma.

Don't you mean speech teacher?
 
2010-12-11 08:01:42 PM
LordOfThePings: Any English teacher will tell you, pause for a coma.

Came here for this, but nicely set up. Leaving happy. Applause.
 
2010-12-11 08:03:13 PM
SideOfBacon: MIGHT want...

/if she's in a coma, she can't say no
//amiright?


That is a very nice set of jiggly-puffs. I say let her go free. Only prosecute the ugly ones.
 
2010-12-11 08:04:55 PM
Reminds me of my history teacher, but certainly this one is prettier. No harm no foul. Release her to house arrest at my place.
 
2010-12-11 08:07:46 PM
The kid was 17? Really? She couldn't wait a few months? She'd probably still have gotten canned, but at least not arrested.

Getting canned wouldn't have mattered anyway, beacuse of the whole coma thing...
 
2010-12-11 08:09:29 PM
,


coma
 
2010-12-11 08:10:04 PM
House of Tards: His girlfriend's in a coma? Is it serious?

A winner is you.
 
2010-12-11 08:19:54 PM
commas, delay, everything.
 
2010-12-11 08:30:57 PM
When she recovers, it will be revealed that it was actually her long lost twin sister who had sex with the student. The student meanwhile will be struck with amnesia, shortly after learning that the judge is his real father.
 
2010-12-11 08:31:32 PM
namegoeshere: The kid was 17? Really? She couldn't wait a few months?


All she had to do was hand out at any singles bar. I'm sure she would have plenty of takers lined up to do the naughty.
And maybe know what they are doing.
 
2010-12-11 08:32:43 PM
House of Tards: His girlfriend's in a coma? Is it serious?

Done in one
 
2010-12-11 08:35:56 PM
One might almost say that this happens more frequently with female teachers.
 
2010-12-11 08:36:18 PM
wrenchboy Quote 2010-12-11 08:31:32 PM

All she had to do was hand out at any singles bar. I'm sure she would have plenty of takers lined up to do the naughty.
And maybe know what they are doing.

>>>>

It's from psychological damage done when she was younger, probably abused herself. She gets pleasure from the naughtiness of being able to sleep with a student, and manipulate the young kid to her will, to return the manipulation of her that she can't get out of her head. I swear 90% of problems in this world are because farked up people never went to a shrink.
 
2010-12-11 08:39:34 PM
Comadina...
 
2010-12-11 08:40:51 PM
Big Al: wrenchboy Quote 2010-12-11 08:31:32 PM

All she had to do was hand out at any singles bar. I'm sure she would have plenty of takers lined up to do the naughty.
And maybe know what they are doing.

>>>>

It's from psychological damage done when she was younger, probably abused herself. She gets pleasure from the naughtiness of being able to sleep with a student, and manipulate the young kid to her will, to return the manipulation of her that she can't get out of her head. I swear 90% of problems in this world are because farked up people never went to a shrink.


What you suggest is pretty logical. Yet in every female teacher/male student sex scandal I have never heard evidence to back this up. Anecdotal or otherwise.

And where were these hot horny teachers when I was in skool?
 
2010-12-11 08:40:59 PM
Big Al: It's from psychological damage done when she was younger, probably abused herself. She gets pleasure from the naughtiness of being able to sleep with a student, and manipulate the young kid to her will, to return the manipulation of her that she can't get out of her head. I swear 90% of problems in this world are because farked up people never went to a shrink.

Just masturbating as a child turned her into a sexual predator?
 
2010-12-11 08:46:53 PM
wrenchboy Quote 2010-12-11 08:40:51 PM

What you suggest is pretty logical. Yet in every female teacher/male student sex scandal I have never heard evidence to back this up. Anecdotal or otherwise.

And where were these hot horny teachers when I was in skool?

>>>>>

I don't think you can find most of their personal history online or from a news article.

And those teachers were there, usually just sleeping with each other though.
 
2010-12-11 08:50:19 PM
Came for the Scrubs reference, left disappointed.

/Tasty Coma Teacher
 
2010-12-11 08:51:53 PM
dbubb: House of Tards: His girlfriend's in a coma? Is it serious?

But you know I'd hate for anything to happen to her....


Do you really think she'll pull through?
 
2010-12-11 08:53:42 PM
Big Al: I don't think you can find most of their personal history online or from a news article.

Probably not. But normally would come up in court as a defense.


/not a lawyer BTW. just stating an observation.
 
2010-12-11 08:56:50 PM
I would hit it at ramming speed
 
2010-12-11 09:00:23 PM
Santa Cruz California

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De Laveaga is one of my favorite Disc Golf courses EVER. Although...I haven't played it since '99. Is it still awesome?
 
2010-12-11 09:01:46 PM
Obscure?
www.blogcdn.com
Let's try this imdb quote-share thingy
I'm a man who respects a good coma. (new window)
 
2010-12-11 09:03:41 PM
Coma etiquette. (new window)
 
2010-12-11 09:10:20 PM
Sex is even better when she's in a coma!

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2010-12-11 09:16:28 PM
tankjr: One might almost say that this happens more frequently with female teachers.

Comas?
 
2010-12-11 09:53:31 PM
I was so hoping that he couldn't testify against her because she had Farked him into a coma.

Speaking of which, in memorium:

RIP John Leslie, a man among men. 9" worth.

25 January 1945 - 5 December 2010

Didn't even warrant a FARK thread.

No greenlight, no peace.
 
2010-12-11 09:59:02 PM
Let her go,
It is a victimless hobby,
An just imagine how good the student must feel.
 
2010-12-11 10:30:06 PM
...sexual rendezvous with a 17-year-old male...

My give-a-shiat meter never went off zero.

As far as Santa Cruz goes, it is the holiday season after all...
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2010-12-11 10:42:41 PM
whammer: I was so hoping that he couldn't testify against her because she had Farked him into a coma.

Speaking of which, in memorium:

RIP John Leslie, a man among men. 9" worth.

25 January 1945 - 5 December 2010

Didn't even warrant a FARK thread.

No greenlight, no peace.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Goodnight, woodsman!
 
2010-12-11 10:47:15 PM
www.cksinfo.com
Proper cure for a coma.
 
2010-12-11 10:55:05 PM
No problem with a coma, unless its a coma splice amirite?
 
2010-12-12 01:00:23 AM
thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2010-12-12 01:35:55 AM
And the rain came in from the wide blue yonder.
 
2010-12-12 02:28:46 AM
Life sucks in general... Be happy when/where you can. In this case, since I met the nympho in my life when I was 14 years old, I hope her lights turn back on.

She may have made wrong choices, but it wasn't with a ten year old.
 
2010-12-12 02:49:52 AM
Great, now I'll never get that song out of my head. Thanks a lot House of Tards
 
2010-12-12 03:37:33 AM
Dreadskull: Great, now I'll never get that song out of my head. Thanks a lot House of Tards

I know, I know.
 
2010-12-12 11:10:12 AM
while im no lawyer, im pretty sure your lawyer being in a coma does not mean criminal charges get dropped.
 
2010-12-12 11:34:29 AM
damn people, he was 17. wtf is wrong with society that we waste moneys on this crap. when the teachers start farking the tenteen, eleventeens and twelveteens... then think about arresting them and in california those last three teens i mentioned are porbably illegal mexicans and doing it anyway.. move on...
 
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