They forgot the plastic sheeting and 3 mil heavy duty trash bags,

Why the long face?

Whites. There's no trusting them.

Tip envelopes for the staff. USE THEM. Seriously, saved me a time or two. "Don't tip, we tell."

thenateman: Why the long face?

She get arrested at a bar?

A couple of fine upstanding youths that were led astray by the evil influance of drugs. Perhaps with the proper guidence they will again be productive citizens one day.

cynicalbastard: Tip envelopes for the staff. USE THEM. Seriously, saved me a time or two. "Don't tip, we tell."

How much of a tip do you leave for the maids to dispose of the body for you and erase the hotel records that you were there?

Okay. Even if you ignore the trauma you're causing to the maid who has to find the body... WHY in the hell are you leaving all that evidence around???? A backpack? You sat around and got quite physical in the room, plus when you rented the room, even if you used a false name you interacted with the front desk. And then you leave a body there. Smart.

I suppose that's why they were quickly caught, but... from the criminal POV, definitely Doing It Wrong.

Kill it with fire!

Bedstead Polisher: cynicalbastard: Tip envelopes for the staff. USE THEM. Seriously, saved me a time or two. "Don't tip, we tell."

How much of a tip do you leave for the maids to dispose of the body for you and erase the hotel records that you were there?

No, no, no. For the body you need to rent a Uhaul, put the body in the back, return it, and just eat the $25 "Clean-up" fee.

From the Foxnews article:

Both appeared to have sores on their faces caused by drug use and Melissa Garcia, who also goes by the name of Melissa Turner, had recently cut her hair and put red streaks in it, authorities said.


Sexy.

Her head's all elongated like Gumby.

I expect her to walk through a book any minute.

AfroX: From the Foxnews article:

Both appeared to have sores on their faces caused by drug use and Melissa Garcia, who also goes by the name of Melissa Turner, had recently cut her hair and put red streaks in it, authorities said.


Sexy.

Meth.

Don't stick your dick in homicidal mania, Smitty.

Bedstead Polisher: cynicalbastard: Tip envelopes for the staff. USE THEM. Seriously, saved me a time or two. "Don't tip, we tell."

How much of a tip do you leave for the maids to dispose of the body for you and erase the hotel records that you were there?

2 C notes will do it

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'I'M GUMBY, DAMMIT!!!'

And she's going to be received in court as well as Pluto Nash was received at the box office.

"And that's why they say Greedy As A Pig"
"So lads always beware the Pig farmer"

Subby likes skanky white trash.

Marcintosh: Bedstead Polisher: cynicalbastard: Tip envelopes for the staff. USE THEM. Seriously, saved me a time or two. "Don't tip, we tell."

How much of a tip do you leave for the maids to dispose of the body for you and erase the hotel records that you were there?

2 C notes will do it

But that's money for drugs and hair dye! Oh man, this is too complicated!

Marcintosh: "And that's why they say Greedy As A Pig"
"So lads always beware the Pig farmer"

That is my favorite movie. But that definition of "nemesis" never made sense to me. Can you explain? And I'm semi-aware that coont means something else in England as opposed to usa, but I'm not sure what

One Bad Apple: Pfft amateurs, should have called this guy.

/Where's who ?

They should have called the Wolf.

FTFA "Meanwhile, White's familiy said they were relieved that the suspected killers were arrested so quickly."

What's a familily?

They obviously weren't pig farmers

/never trust a pig farmer

Breech Birth: FTFA "Meanwhile, White's familiy said they were relieved that the suspected killers were arrested so quickly."

What's a familily?

The flowers they place on a casket dumbass.

Can we start a fund for subby, raise enough cash to get him some competent mental health counseling? Dude, she's got the crazy dead eyes -- and that's the least of your worries should you happen to invite her over the threshold.

thenateman: Why the long face?

New keyboard: you owe me one.


*clip*clop*

jaytkay: Whites. There's no trusting them.

The victim's name was White.

"I'd invite her over the threshold into my hotel room mugshot "
Subby must have some "Dawn of the Dead" thing going.

jaytkay: Whites. There's no trusting them.

Just a minute there, Sparky. The man is named Garcia. That makes him Hispanic. I have it on VERY good authority (Fark Liberals^tm) that all Hispanics are downtrodden Brown People.

Bjorn Toby Wilde: jaytkay: Whites. There's no trusting them.

The victim's name was White.

White on White violence then. Typical.

cynicalbastard: Tip envelopes for the staff. USE THEM. Seriously, saved me a time or two. "Don't tip, we tell."

This.

Tip + attempting to start the cleanup yourself = basic human kindness.

Some friends of mine had a party during which one of the down pillows burst open. Feathers everywhere, many of them wet from previously spilled drinks. Cleaned up what they could and threw down all their money (which probably didn't amount to more than $30 or $40), a whole bunch of candy, and a note of apology. Never did get charged for that pillow either.

I won't tip for basic expected hotel messiness, but I have left a few good beers in the sink with ice before if we were heading out of town anyway.

Should have left the body and parts at the flop house.

/would not hit it.

[Updated at 6:06 p.m.: "Sources said the couple were arrested at a flop house frequented by heroin and crack users."


Flophouse?

Did they arrive in a horseless carriage after the gaslights came on?

moulderx1: Flophouse?

Same thought I had.

Donna of the dead? (new window)

I've never cleaned up anything in a room, and never left a tip. I've also never been charged anything extra for "cleaning". I'm not trying to be rude, but aren't they there to clean up the mess I leave? I managed bell staff at a very nice 4 star for 2 years, and I never heard housekeeping once complain about a mess. Sure, they dealt with vomitshiatcum, but they didn't complain. When I leave a hotel room, I make sure I have my phone, keys, and wallet; everything else stays. I never check out either I just leave. Still, I never get overcharged.

PS. I wipe bloody boogers all over the beds too. No lie.

Don't people teach their kids how to get rid of a body anymore? Sheesh!

Brown hair, black hair
Blond hair, red hair
still no way I'd hit her,
with her cold dead eye stare!

Dude looks a bit like Colin Farrel tho.

AliasUndercover: Don't people teach their kids how to get rid of a body anymore? Sheesh!



They should have used a wood-chipper.