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(Yukon News) Boobies No harps, no halos -- and not that much clothing: Charlie's Angels (kinda safe for work)   (maximonline.com ) divider line
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2003-07-07 11:30:49 AM  
None of them have a nice set of lungs.

Lucy Liu is one ugly biatch too
 
2003-07-07 11:38:56 AM  
Oh god, didn't this movie bomb yet ?
 
2003-07-07 12:27:15 PM  
Those other two skanks shouldn't be allowed to share the same air with Cameron's hottness.
 
2003-07-07 01:52:48 PM  
Drew Barrymore makes me shrivel like a cold shower.
 
2003-07-07 01:57:29 PM  
Well, that was oddly unerotic.

Lucy Liu - I don't understand what it is about her that people like, exactly; she's ugly.

Cameron Diaz - Hasn't been truly hot since The Mask (even she admits that). Seems to think the body of a 12-year-old boy is the way to go. I think not.

Drew Barrymore - Alright, but a real bimbo in interviews.
 
2003-07-07 02:27:36 PM  
Do they not look like they are all wearing diapers in the first shot?
 
2003-07-07 02:28:35 PM  
Drew Barrymore should get those tats removed
 
2003-07-07 02:29:22 PM  
Hmmmm......why am I always a smidge turned on by Drew Barrymore?
 
2003-07-07 02:29:29 PM  
Better yet just remove Drew Barrymore
 
2003-07-07 02:29:48 PM  
While I don't think Lucy Liu is outright ugly, I think one has to have a serious case of Yellow Fever to really appreciate her. Cameron Diaz is no great shakes either, but she still seems like a lot of fun. I would happily spend much quality time with her. Drew Barrymore... yes, by all indications a serious ditz.
 
2003-07-07 02:29:48 PM  
actually likes Lucy Liu, and I'm generally not pro-asian women at all. They often have bandy legs.
 
2003-07-07 02:30:30 PM  
Did somebody say Yellow Fever?!
 
2003-07-07 02:30:33 PM  
Cameron's hottness?????? sorry, she would be the last one I'd pick out of the three. Seriously, have you seen her pics upclose, without make-up? Bad skin and overall she's really not that pretty.

once again, over-hyped crap movie with lame movie stars does not a good film make. Even if they show a little skin.
 
2003-07-07 02:30:45 PM  
Clarifying on Cameron Diaz: yes, I'd do her, and it's for reasons completely unrelated to her looks.
 
2003-07-07 02:31:24 PM  
They're all ugly sluts, and yes, the movie did bomb most craptacularly.
 
2003-07-07 02:32:00 PM  
Charlies Angels, or Chucks Phuques?
 
2003-07-07 02:32:18 PM  
I personally have less than no desire to see the stupid movie, even if it does have an Asian in it...
 
2003-07-07 02:32:28 PM  
(sigh) blocked by WebSense?

Can anyone post a pic or two?
 
2003-07-07 02:33:07 PM  
I would, but apparently I've been banned from using HTML on the forums...
 
2003-07-07 02:34:06 PM  
eh...
 
2003-07-07 02:35:01 PM  
yeah you know what. ill admit it. i killed a kitten or 2 a few years back watching lucy liu on ally mcbeal (only cause i had 1 channel). im not too proud of it, ok? when you only have one channel you get desperate for wanking material
 
2003-07-07 02:35:18 PM  
Lucy's eyes appear to be migrating to opposite sides of her face.

[image from maximonline.com too old to be available]
 
2003-07-07 02:35:26 PM  
bass555
Here, they don't look as hot without their makeup.
[image from anitarenfroe.com too old to be available]
 
2003-07-07 02:35:28 PM  
So, according to her interview (yes, there are words on this stuff, man!), Drew Barrymore says:

"Im just trying to find new, different types of things and not repeat myself."

Did any of her trainers bother to tell her that this was a sequel? I guess there is a reason we have the expression, "as stupid as an actor."
 
2003-07-07 02:35:55 PM  
Did anyone notice how low cut Cameron's Suit is in the bottom picture?????
 
2003-07-07 02:36:16 PM  
Looking as skank-tastic as ever...
 
2003-07-07 02:36:57 PM  
I saw the movie and it was great.

Granted the story and acting and everything else sucked more than a black hole, it sure was nice to look at.
 
2003-07-07 02:38:06 PM  
The movie bombed? Yeah, I call $67 million in the less than two weeks it's been out bombing... :-\

Oh, and as for Lucy Lui... I'd tag the fark outta that.
 
2003-07-07 02:38:31 PM  
P.S. I love Drew Barrymore
 
2003-07-07 02:38:55 PM  
2003-07-07 11:30:49 AM Jive_Turkey

Lucy Liu is one ugly biatch too



agreed.
Is maxim paying for this advertising?
 
2003-07-07 02:39:33 PM  
nolimitbodnar:

It is a bomb when your budget is $120M not including advertising and prints (and it won't even likely make $100M final).
 
2003-07-07 02:39:42 PM  
FalloutBoy : now THAT was funny!
 
2003-07-07 02:40:10 PM  
the movie was quite possibly the lamest attempt at movie I've seen in a long time - it felt like a trailer about a superchick comic book that went on for 87 min - for the love of god - please let this be the last..
 
2003-07-07 02:40:51 PM  
2003-07-07 02:35:26 PM FalloutBoy

Funny,


but Lucy actually does look better in that pic.
 
2003-07-07 02:41:38 PM  
i dunno if this html will work but you cant legitimately say that you would bang this:

over this:
[image from ciudadfutura.com too old to be available]
 
2003-07-07 02:41:52 PM  
finnadat :

You saw this movie.

I guess punishment for going to see this movie is actually seeing the movie itself.
 
2003-07-07 02:42:23 PM  
Completely boring link.
 
2003-07-07 02:42:36 PM  
dammit there was supposed to be a pic of that ugly ass chink lucy liu above cameron. fark me up my asshole i hate html
 
2003-07-07 02:42:41 PM  
The problem with Lucy Liu is that she can be cute but really isn't hot. But in these pictures they're trying to show her as being hot so it doesn't quite turn out well...
 
2003-07-07 02:43:08 PM  
I have a healthy appreciation of Asian women, and even I think Lucy Liu is somewhat unattractive. And VoicesCarry is right...Cameron Diaz was HOT in "The Mask", and then some Hollywood suck job told her she needed to lose weight...So she went from being kewpie-doll cute and filled-out in the right spots to being just another scrawny, underfed L.A. scenester.

Drew Barrymore is the only one of the three I'd hit. But....with a stipulation. The PRE-breast reduction version. Drew has been quoted as saying "A pair of double-d's just don't look right on a girl my size."

The hell they DON'T!!! I'd like to give the meddling bastard who cooked up a ludicrous procedure like the breast REDUCTION a swift kick in the berries. In some instances, maybe it's medically necessary, but in Drew's...no. Big boobies are a blessing.

And now, back to my life.
 
2003-07-07 02:43:33 PM  
I love them..


figures, huh?
 
2003-07-07 02:44:50 PM  
Roadblock bad! bad! BAD!

but funny as hell. Hulk hit it indeed
 
2003-07-07 02:45:37 PM  
bwahahahahaha MaxxLarge you sound like my roommate
 
2003-07-07 02:45:53 PM  
I see the Hulk made it to this thread pretty quickly.
 
2003-07-07 02:46:37 PM  
I'd post a pic of butteredasian, but I'm not allowed anymore...

Well, here's a try anyway...

<img src="http://www.fatgarage.com/fark/butteredasian.jpg">
 
2003-07-07 02:47:11 PM  
what happened there? ah, screw it!
 
2003-07-07 02:48:08 PM  
Anybody else notice that Maxim has a way of making some really good looking girls look really bad in their pictorials? Sometimes they do a great job, but then sometimes they'll take some really cute girl and like, put her in the dirt or something...and just screw it up.
 
2003-07-07 02:48:22 PM  
MrVeach: bwahahahahaha MaxxLarge you sound like my roommate.

How, exactly?
 
2003-07-07 02:50:10 PM  
i got your back HanZnSolo

[image from fatgarage.com too old to be available]
 
2003-07-07 02:51:30 PM  
Thanx, man! You rock!
 
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