Nabb1: I tell you guys, that stupid technique of doing the alphabet is not going to get it done. You've got to use more than the tongue or else she's just going to get irritated with you.

Well... it's a decent starting place for beginners, I suppose, and sometimes will do the trick. But yeah, there are much more effective methods for those who take the time to refine their technique.

/black belt

Nabb1: I tell you guys, that stupid technique of doing the alphabet is not going to get it done. You've got to use more than the tongue or else she's just going to get irritated with you.

You know, if you'd swallow more, maybe I'd put more effort into it.

Whah a bith!

What were the singing when paramedics arrived?
Silent Night?

[reads article] That's actually pretty standard stuff for Wisconsin.

CheekyMunky: Nabb1: I tell you guys, that stupid technique of doing the alphabet is not going to get it done. You've got to use more than the tongue or else she's just going to get irritated with you.

Well... it's a decent starting place for beginners, I suppose, and sometimes will do the trick. But yeah, there are much more effective methods for those who take the time to refine their technique.

/black belt

It's gonna be a while before he's taking to the little man in the canoe again.

Approves

Link (new window)(mugshot of biter)(courtroom hilarity)

felony mayhem is a charge that i would want framed somehow and hung in my house.

"In a later written statement, he said the incident began when he went into the bathroom while his wife was on the toilet. When he leaned over to kiss her, she went into a "manic state," grabbing his genitals and biting off his tongue"

Uh, not my kind of kink.

Huh?
http://i51.tinypic.com/zxmxwm.jpg
(SFW, copy & paste)

bikerbob59: "In a later written statement, he said the incident began when he went into the bathroom while his wife was on the toilet. When he leaned over to kiss her, she went into a "manic state," grabbing his genitals and biting off his tongue"

Uh, not my kind of kink.

perhaps she read the article of the clown attacking the elderly while taking care of business in their home restroom.

/she was just protecting her costume jewelry

tophergartman: Link (new window)(mugshot of biter)(courtroom hilarity)

Favorite part FTFA:


In a later written statement, he said the incident began when he went into the bathroom while his wife was on the toilet. When he leaned over to kiss her, she went into a "manic state," grabbing his genitals and biting off his tongue.

/ON WISCONSIN!
//not even winter yet when the real crazy stuff happens

rogrog: Huh?
http://i51.tinypic.com/zxmxwm.jpg
(SFW, copy & paste)

poseur

And of course, being female, she'll cook up some sort of bullshiat defense related to hormones and psychology.

Isn't gender equality grand?

I don't get it...he kept singing AFTER she bit off his tongue?

Well played, Subby, well played.

I dont think she thought her cunning(lingus) plan all the way through.

Did he use a Shamwow to clean up the blood?

DrewFL: I don't get it...he kept singing AFTER she bit off his tongue?

Well yes, but quietly.

brantgoose: It would happen more often if so many men didn't mutter and mumble.

Maybe they mumble and mutter BECAUSE their tongue was bit off.

Arp!

What's the matter, coont got your tongue?

He lost his taste for her

So King Arthur is getting ready to head out to the Crusades (pardon the anachronism, stay with me here). He's gonna be gone for ten years or so, so he figures he'd better do something about Guinevere, you know, what with all the bold, handsome ka-niggets standing around. So he goes to Merlin with the problem. Merlin uses his magickal craft to fashion a mickle clever chastity belt. It's fitted with a guillotine-like blade in a crucial spot, activated like a trap with a hair trigger. Arthur's impressed with Merlin's invention, so he has Guinny welded into the belt, and off he rides to the Crusades.

So ten years pass. Then one bright sunny day Arthur returns to Camelot and immediately calls all the ka-niggets of the round table to assembly in the castle courtyard. There they stand, proudly dazzling in their armor, a line of virility and honor. Arthur orders them all to drop their doublets and codpieces. And there, to his horror, he sees the truncated remains of the assembled manhood of Camelot. Each and every one of the knights has been horribly mangled, their members chopped asunder.

Except Launcelot. There he stands, smiling, his manhood intact, untouched, waving in the breeze. Arthur approaches him and says, "Launcelot, I must admit that when you first arrived at Camelot, a touch of doubt crossed my mind as to your loyalty. I see now, however, that only you of all my knights deserves my unwavering trust. Can you see it in your heart to forgive my doubt of you?"

And Launcelot says...

..."a's o.k. uh mahety, no pob'em."

/he was french you know

Fa wah wah wah wah A wah wah wah...

Technically, the "n" sound is impossible to make without a tongue. So the proper headline should have been "Woma" or Womam"

/not a linguistics nazi
/just sayin'

Nabb1: What_do_you_want_now: Nabb1: I tell you guys, that stupid technique of doing the alphabet is not going to get it done. You've got to use more than the tongue or else she's just going to get irritated with you.

You know, if you'd swallow more, maybe I'd put more effort into it.

That was advice from one guy to the other guys.

......[facepalm.jpg]

/nttawwt

Nice, first greenlight.

She was on the toilet? Maybe the involuntary squeeze made her do it.