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(CNN) Weeners For the ladies: CNN's latest Male Hotness... Kris Osborn (SFW)   ( divider line
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8009 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jul 2003 at 4:33 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-06 04:26:40 AM  
I noticed him the other day. He's quite the cutey ! Any favorite hot newsguys among us Farkettes?
2003-07-06 04:32:36 AM  
2003-07-06 04:38:14 AM  
He was much hotter on Channel 1... wait... no.
2003-07-06 04:38:30 AM  
My sentiments exactly Cola... though, I did submit three weener pics to the "penis + flowers" thread, if you're interested...
2003-07-06 04:47:29 AM  
2003-07-06 04:48:40 AM
2003-07-06 04:49:36 AM  
He also earned a master's degree in comparative literature from Columbia University.

comparative literature? uhm... ok...
2003-07-06 05:01:35 AM  
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My name is Kris, I like pink lipstick.
2003-07-06 05:01:51 AM  
Jealous farkers bashing the guy in

2003-07-06 05:06:54 AM  
Sweater Girl: I noticed the "pink lipstick" too. Funny
2003-07-06 05:08:20 AM  
I'm not a jealous farker, but whomever does this guys makeup needs a talking to.

Oh, and...

Tired cliche is engaged in

So there :P
2003-07-06 05:12:44 AM  
I would TOTALLY go gay for this CNN anchor:

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2003-07-06 05:14:22 AM  
Yeah, he likes that pink lipstick: <img src="">
2003-07-06 05:18:28 AM  
There ya go Apollonia

:) Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
2003-07-06 05:22:57 AM  
"Alert! Gaydar is picking up a tango!
2003-07-06 05:54:51 AM  
Why is it only for the ladies? Bah. I looked anyway. And borrrring.
2003-07-06 06:04:41 AM  
2003-07-06 06:05:35 AM  
2003-07-06 06:07:27 AM  
Thomas Roberts

Fark html, sorry for the multiple posts.
2003-07-06 06:08:08 AM

Farking hell, I give up. Can't even do a regular link to their server.
2003-07-06 06:16:02 AM  
Shouldn't his name be Ken??

(As in Ken and Barbie....)
2003-07-06 07:27:27 AM  
I like the term " Hairspray Boy " the best.
2003-07-06 08:06:55 AM  
I am sorry, he is no Shepard Smith
.......... mmmmmmmmmmm Shep.....
2003-07-06 10:01:29 AM  
Clown-Freak, what about the "Ragin' Cajin" James Carville? :)
Just kidding...
2003-07-06 10:46:37 AM  
I'd prefer Bill Hemmer, although a lot of his photos make him look like he should be in the special olympics.
This is one sad weeners link tho.
2003-07-06 10:48:47 AM  
The "Ragin' Cajin" James Carville? EWWWWW ! Call him 'headwax boy' . I like Shep Smith. He's not as pretty as Kris Osborn but he is so laid back and funny. Who could forget the J-Lo BL0WJOB !!!
2003-07-06 11:30:42 AM  
He was in my graduating class at our crappy little boarding school. Swim team captain, soccer jock, washboard abs for da ladies. Sweet mullet. Nice guy, not an asshole...not a pothead so we weren't 'buds'.
2003-07-06 11:37:35 AM  
I would TOTALLY go gay for this CNN anchor

Yum... It's Anderson Cooper. The Gunmetal Grey God. The King of the Overnight News.

He always made the ABC overnight news interesting & fun... I hated to see him leave to host The Mole.

He's also Gloria Vanderbilt's son. So that makes him smart, rich, and cute.

I hate him. >_> or not.
2003-07-06 11:55:14 AM  
Anderson Cooper is on CNN now? I remember seeing him on Channel One, or whatever the hell it was they made us watch at the end of 1st period in middle school. I suppose he did seem like the most likely person to make the jump to more "professional" news.
2003-07-06 12:08:59 PM  
CNN's news is about the quality as Channel 1's was.

So it's not like he stepped up, or anything...
2003-07-06 12:37:13 PM  
This dude was a big DKE frat-ass at my undergrad school. Women, you should tremble in fear of Kenyon College's frat raids on women!
2003-07-06 12:50:31 PM  
No me gusta.

You guys get babes and all we get is a frickin' news anchor?
2003-07-06 01:24:10 PM  
***** Something better than a news anchor******

********make sure you check out Ralph Fiennes in Red Dragon he's the sexiest man on earth !
2003-07-06 02:31:15 PM  
Hi there, I'm Mr. White Bread America. I drive a $50,000 SUV. I am incapable of independent thought. Love me.

/not impressed
2003-07-06 02:40:00 PM  
This guy is considered hot!? Farkettes here must have pretty damned low standards. In fact, I am much better looking than he is. Perhaps you should have sex with me instead.
2003-07-06 02:52:02 PM  
I'm not into a man who wears more makeup than me unless his last name is Izzard
2003-07-06 02:54:26 PM  
You know, I'm not averse to looking at wiener pics because, come on, you watch one porn, you seen em all. Anywho, that was a pathetic link.
2003-07-06 04:04:27 PM  
"This guy is considered hot!? Farkettes here must have pretty damned low standards."

Um, if I'm not mistaken, it was a Farker who submitted this one--hence "For the ladies." The general opinion among us chicks seems to be dissent.

By the way, here's Perttu Kivilaakso. He's a Finnish cellist. He's also sex incarnate.

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2003-07-06 04:05:36 PM  
Damn it! The good pic (the one that was in color) got thrown out by Fark. Gimme a minute.
2003-07-06 04:12:32 PM  
Perttu's the one on the right, in fishnet. And holy shiat, there's nothing sexier than a guy in fishnet.

Unfortunately, it's hard to find good pics of this guy, Apocalyptica being obscure and all. I've gathered up plenty on my hard drive, but I've currently got no place to upload them to.
2003-07-06 04:13:30 PM  
2003-07-06 04:15:48 PM  
One last try. If THIS one doesn't work, I'm gonna break stuff.

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2003-07-06 04:28:42 PM  
Not to be a hater but anyone with $500+ make up and $100+tips makeup artist/hairstyler can look just as good or even better unless you are fat or got some really messed up face :x
2003-07-06 04:32:40 PM  
So? C'mon, don't spoil my fantasy here. =P

Unless you're referring to the news anchor guy.
2003-07-06 05:29:47 PM  

Show us your weiner, and we might consider it. Hell, ANY weiner would be good to see right now.

/pissed at the double standard
2003-07-06 05:45:47 PM  
Kimic? Sorry.. but... ew :)
2003-07-06 06:09:45 PM  
Kris Osborn? Gross! This thread is almost dead, but I must mention...
CNN's Shihab Rattansi, Alessio Vinci, and, my favorite, Matthew Chance. I hope this works.

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2003-07-06 06:16:18 PM  
I don't get it. Is this what guys think we find sexy?

Every day I like my dog more.
2003-07-06 06:46:04 PM  

Gay Farker
2003-07-06 06:54:58 PM  
An anchorman? Man, farkettes are always getting shafted on the weeners link.
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