2wolves: So the sheep will now have another 1/10th of a second to escape?

Even without underwear we find it more sporting to give the sheep a head start.

Compromise. Haggis-flavored edible underwear.

/Haggis tastes like ass anyways.
/Well, I've tasted haggis. And it seems like ass would taste like it.

Underwear is highly overrated

So the sheep will now have another 1/10th of a second to escape?

That's offensive and disgusting.


/sheep put the "sensual" in consensual

then why bother wearing a kilt?

So wrong.

TTIBWOP

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What a kilt wearing lass might look like in Orlando

Just as long as there are no "up-skirts" (EVER), I don't care one way or the other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uWEpKWxMmI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ouuPyYVDw

I'll just leave these here...

By underwear, do they mean the wife's lipstick?

We have "Tilted Kilt" chain pubs (think Hooters with a Celtic theme) popping up in the CFL. See the picture from earlier.

Yay for kilts on fine young ladies, many tattooed.

/heh
//popping up

fustanella: We have "Tilted Kilt" chain pubs (think Hooters with a Celtic theme) popping up in the CFL. See the picture from earlier.

Yay for kilts on fine young ladies, many tattooed.

/heh
//popping up

Now that is a fine drinking establishment I can get behind...

What is worn under a kilt?
Nothing, it all works just fine.

AbbeySomeone: What is worn under a kilt?
Nothing, it all works just fine.

Ach, so ye'r a virgin, are ya laddy? Everythin's worn under tha kilt, 'cause it gets used!

jaytkay: TTIBWOP

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You sound straight. And male.

now, where did I put my utilikilt....

As a kilt wearer, a daily kilt wearer who doesn't even own any pants, I poo poo this whole notion.

I also lift the back o' me kilt and fart in their general direction.

Disapproves.

"If we did wear underwear, it would be made of, like, twigs," he said

...and berries.



/bagpipes.

FTFA;

"If you are out and about in a kilt, then remember to show some decorum," said Brian Wilton


Don't ask, don't tell, don't moon.

kokomo61: "If we did wear underwear, it would be made of, like, twigs," he said

...and berries.



/bagpipes.

'Cept I don't play bagpipes. My ancestors just killed people.

TTIWWOP

/summoning 3horn

AbbeySomeone: What is worn under a kilt?


Boots. Or as I'll often say when asked if I'm wearing anything underneath, "It ain't a skirt, darlin'."

/"Darlin'" is optional.
//The ladies tend to ask more often though.

I thought I had sexy kilt pics on my HD. I was wrong.

Here's a gallery though. You're welcome ladies (and gents of that persuasion!)

Link (new window)

I find it interesting (from TFA) that the ruling came, NOT from the parade organizers, but apparently from the people that make "the rules" about kilts etc. in Scotland...

dj_bigbird: What a TFer might look like in a kilt

Meh, from the glass he's holding, I wonder if he has to be at the kaber toss in 26 minutes...

MorphOSX: dj_bigbird: What a TFer might look like in a kilt

Meh, from the glass he's holding, I wonder if he has to be at the kaber toss in 26 minutes...

Looks like a standard scotch snifter to me. Should be narrower though to hold in the nose of the scotch.

Goimir: JasonOfOrillia: Meh, the only way this becomes important in a parade is if they prove it. If they prove it in a parade they will be arrested and put on sex-offender lists and forced to move or harassed until they move.

This. And this rule is discriminatory. Women are free to wear nothing under their dresses?

Not discriminatory. Sure we're all free to wear nothing under kilts and dresses. But I'm pretty sure if you "prove it in a parade," regardless of your sex, there will be equal consequences. Absolutely, there are double standards (going both ways, mind you) but I can't imagine that a woman flashing her vag during a family oriented charity parade would be any less frowned upon.

dj_bigbird: What a TFer might look like in a kilt

A true Scotsman would have the tip of his penis showing under the kilt's hemline by the knees.

Mine's does.

FTFA: "Robin Naysmith, head of the Scottish Affairs Office at the British Embassy, colored slightly when asked about the game-changing undergarment news coming out of his home country in the past two weeks. "Achhhhhhh," he said slowly. "I wouldn't take that too seriously. Each to his own, we say."

Since when does anyone employed by a European Nanny State government ever say "Each to his own"? With such rugged individualism and disrespect for such a clear Community Health Issue, it's no wonder he got banished to serve at an American embassy.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: MorphOSX: dj_bigbird: What a TFer might look like in a kilt

Meh, from the glass he's holding, I wonder if he has to be at the kaber toss in 26 minutes...

Looks like a standard scotch snifter to me. Should be narrower though to hold in the nose of the scotch.

Funny, I've never had scotch from a snifter. Always from my drinking horn or one of those half-tall glasses...

srewolf: but I can't imagine that a woman flashing her vag during a family oriented charity parade would be any less frowned upon.

Nothing says "family" like exposed genitals.

MorphOSX: Veteran of the Cola Wars: MorphOSX: dj_bigbird: What a TFer might look like in a kilt

Meh, from the glass he's holding, I wonder if he has to be at the kaber toss in 26 minutes...

Looks like a standard scotch snifter to me. Should be narrower though to hold in the nose of the scotch.

Funny, I've never had scotch from a snifter. Always from my drinking horn or one of those half-tall glasses...

Some really high brow scotches require smelling in order to get the full flavour of iodine, stanky whore coont, lighter fluid, peppery peat bog, and foot rot.

No, seriously though, there are some serious scotch lovers who do the whole scotch tasting thing as a hobby and worship in the house of single malt. Smelling it is a big part of filling out how it tastes.

/Still wont catch me drinking it.
//Not my thing.

A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt? ", she asked him. "Why don't you take a look", he replied. Curiosity overcomming her, she lifted the kilt. then let it go,"Oh, it's gruesome!" "Well, why don't you take another look, it just grew-some more.

not_an_indigo: This thread needs more pics of guys in kilts.

This. I'll start.

Wollffeey: not_an_indigo: This thread needs more pics of guys in kilts.

This. I'll start.

I'm kind of an old-school girl. Kilts are cool; I have no problem with them and I actually like the easy access but a guy in a satiny solid color kilt wearing a pink sweater is just not doing it for me.

The ridiculously long, slender sword that looks like it would snap in half in real combat isn't really helping either.

/that's just my assumption. I have no real knowledge of swordcraft.

Thong, thong, thong, thong...

Two Scotswomen are in the garden harvesting vegetables, when one digs up a carrot.
"Oh my!", the first women said,"this carrot reminds me of the contents of my husbands kilt."
"You mean the length?" the second asked.
"No, no, a Scotsman could never be that long" the first replied.
"Oh, then you mean the girth" the second woman said.
"No, not the girth. No Scotsman could ever be that thick"
"Then what exactly reminds you of your husband?"
"The filth."

/Thank you. Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress

srewolf: I'm kind of an old-school girl. Kilts are cool; I have no problem with them and I actually like the easy access but a guy in a satiny solid color kilt wearing a pink sweater is just not doing it for me.

The ridiculously long, slender sword that looks like it would snap in half in real combat isn't really helping either.

/that's just my assumption. I have no real knowledge of swordcraft.

Could care less about the sword. That's Gerard Butler. He's dreeeaaaamyyyy. :P