FARK.com: (5800167) Once again the Kardashian sisters prove themselves to be the epitome of class by discussing their vagina maintenance regimen on Conan (tag is for the thought of Khloe's vagina)

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		Once again the Kardashian sisters prove themselves to be the epitome of class by discussing their vagina maintenance regimen on Conan (tag is for the thought of Khloe's vagina) (dlisted.com)		52
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FirstNationalBastard		2010-12-03 03:48:28 PM

So... vaginas scare you, Subby?

Razorwolf		2010-12-03 03:54:12 PM

Imagine being famous for nothing but maintaining a pretty lawn.

Ghostbox		2010-12-03 05:45:23 PM

IT'S ALL APART OF HER VAGENDA!!

The Dread Pirate Robertson		2010-12-03 05:48:06 PM

Because if there's anything that will eliminate the stench of z-list rapper urine, it's Hellman's...

findthefish		2010-12-03 05:49:05 PM

Put them altogether and they are quite the motley crew.

shubai33		2010-12-03 05:49:16 PM

Ghostbox: IT'S ALL APART OF HER VAGENDA!!

Walter rules. That is all.

radioman_		2010-12-03 05:50:07 PM

Sex mask.
Sex mask.
I'm your sex mask.
You wear me on your face
and the boys don't walk past.

dahmers love zombie		2010-12-03 05:56:50 PM

Putting mayo on your snizz is vile.

Putting man-mayo on your snizz is OK.

milkyshirt		2010-12-03 06:03:50 PM

That was far from being the highlight of the show.

*ahem*

24.media.tumblr.com

Sherjo311		2010-12-03 06:04:08 PM

should i click the link?
reaction.ralfvandenboom.nl

CreamFilling		2010-12-03 06:04:12 PM

I'm pretty sure Khloe keeps jars of mayonnaise stashed all over the house just in case she ever runs across a dry sandwich or apple slice.

Hector Remarkable		2010-12-03 06:04:52 PM

FOUR LIGHTS!!!

meat0918		2010-12-03 06:12:12 PM

Be honest subby. If you found her naked and willing on your bed, you'd still hit it.

Unless you don't like the ladies.

//NTTAWWT

AdolfOliverPanties		2010-12-03 06:12:59 PM

I'm sure Khloe's vagina is in better shape than Kourtney's, what with it having squeezed out the little Disick.

SomeoneDumb		2010-12-03 06:14:16 PM

I'm still wondering about sex masks.

Number 216		2010-12-03 06:17:09 PM

tag should be for any kardashian vaginas, the mayo has to make them 10x more toxic then they are already

IKanHazaBukkit		2010-12-03 06:17:42 PM

milkyshirt: That was far from being the highlight of the show.

*ahem*

WTF are those? Spandex-Denim?

The DBS		2010-12-03 06:18:05 PM

I kind of know who the Kardashians are, but who's that guy in the middle?

GansoBomb		2010-12-03 06:21:30 PM

IKanHazaBukkit:

*ahem*

WTF are those? Spandex-Denim?

Jeggings
Link

HarlequinGuy		2010-12-03 06:29:37 PM

GansoBomb: IKanHazaBukkit:

*ahem* WTF are those? Spandex-Denim?

Jeggings...

His ratings must be in free-fall already.

MobiusStripJoint		2010-12-03 06:35:08 PM

meat0918: Be honest subby. If you found her naked and willing on your bed, you'd still hit it.

Unless you don't like the ladies.

//NTTAWWT

The ladies be fine, but that post-op TS in the middle? File under "Uh, F*ck No".

Atomic Spunk		2010-12-03 06:37:54 PM

meat0918: Be honest subby. If you found her naked and willing on your bed, you'd still hit it.

Unless you don't like the ~~ladies~~ trannies.

//NTTAWWT

IExpectAKill		2010-12-03 06:45:34 PM

tinyarena		2010-12-03 06:50:02 PM

Great, now the whole studio smells like vinegar.

Apos		2010-12-03 06:50:47 PM

@IExpectAKill: What. The. Fark. Is. THAT?

SnakeMan		2010-12-03 06:55:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So... vaginas scare you, Subby?

Uh, did you read the headline? Not all vaginas, just HERS.

/Not subby

MagSeven		2010-12-03 06:56:31 PM

Apos: @IExpectAKill: What. The. Fark. Is. THAT?

I don't know, but it's...it's...SCARED!!

Gunny Highway		2010-12-03 07:00:28 PM

Hector Remarkable: FOUR LIGHTS!!!

s.costumzee.com

mongbiohazard		2010-12-03 07:01:49 PM

meat0918: Be honest subby. If you found her naked and willing on your bed, you'd still hit it.

Unless you don't like the ladies.

//NTTAWWT

Kim and Kourtney? Oh sweet Jebus, yes - a thousand times yes! (though I reeeeaally would like them not to utter a single stupid word if possible, they are highly annoying)

But Khloe?

NASAM		2010-12-03 07:05:31 PM

GansoBomb: IKanHazaBukkit:

*ahem*

WTF are those? Spandex-Denim?

Jeggings
Link

That hilarious. Where can I get a pair? My dumbass brother-in-law put "skinny jeans" on his xmas list. Those would be the perfect way to mock him.

cchris_39		2010-12-03 07:19:13 PM

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Because if there's anything that will eliminate the stench of z-list rapper urine, it's Hellman's...

hehe

jeanwearinfool		2010-12-03 07:33:49 PM

MagSeven: Apos: @IExpectAKill: What. The. Fark. Is. THAT?

I don't know, but it's...it's...SCARED!!

Nice.

Msol		2010-12-03 07:52:34 PM

Man, that interview was awkward.

TheOrphan		2010-12-03 08:02:06 PM

Kardashians = Mogwai

First people bought into their bullshiat because they thought they were cute cuddly, and then as people gave them more attention, they've become ugly ass gremlins tearing shiat up. They should be sent to the gallows and have mayo thrown at them for that scam of a debit card they sponsored.

And then I saw them on Conan. Honestly, their appearance was good in the trainwreck sort of way, and that's the type of thing Conan can spin into something awesome. And he and Andy made it work for the most part.

But, really they have expired in their usefulness, someone needs to expose these gremlins to sunlight.

Mugato		2010-12-03 08:20:21 PM

Apos: @IExpectAKill: What. The. Fark. Is. THAT?

Example #237 that Paul Verhoeven has some serious issues with women.

Don Piano		2010-12-03 08:25:48 PM

Apos: @IExpectAKill: What. The. Fark. Is. THAT?

Brain bug from Starship Troopers.

/aim for the brain stem

zarberg		2010-12-03 09:00:30 PM

Don Piano: Brain bug from Starship Troopers.

/aim for the brain stem

I knew Denise Richards was in that movie, but man ... she's gone downhill.

dahmers love zombie		2010-12-03 09:08:40 PM

zarberg: Don Piano: Brain bug from Starship Troopers.

/aim for the brain stem

I knew Denise Richards was in that movie, but man ... she's gone downhill.

Denise Richards was irrelevant in that movie. Dina Meyer was topless in that movie, and as such was highly relevant.

/twice
//she took her top off twice

Jackpot777		2010-12-03 09:11:56 PM

zarberg: Don Piano: Brain bug from Starship Troopers.

/aim for the brain stem

I knew Denise Richards was in that movie, but man ... she's gone downhill.

NSFW comparison photo (new window)

I don't know what's worse. Denise Richards showing off a curtain, or the fact that a human beetroot that has specifically cultivated extensive nipple hair is her beau.

IExpectAKill		2010-12-03 09:21:31 PM

Glad you guys like that picture of the Kardashian family warm, pink catcher's mitt I had laying around.

VictorOfBorge		2010-12-03 09:56:29 PM

Only if they use this!

Your Average Witty Fark User		2010-12-03 11:43:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So... vaginas scare you, Subby?
Pretty much over in 1.

OnmyojiOmn		2010-12-04 03:02:08 AM

PersistantRash		2010-12-04 06:52:16 AM

It's like Wines people, how many times do I have to say this.
Vagina goes with whipped cream NOT mayonnaise
Anus goes with syrup or jam, but I prefer syrup
and cock of course goes with everything.
How mayonnaise ever got involved is just disgusting and disturbing to my delicate sensibilities and refined tastes.

NannyStatePark		2010-12-04 09:46:46 AM

I'm just imagining all the times guys got food poisoning from old mayo! Seriously, spoiled mayonnaise is pretty dangerous because of the salmonella. I bet they get yeast infections all the time too.

Razorwolf		2010-12-04 11:07:09 AM

No man needs to deal with this at all. Some of them are hot, sure, but there are plenty of equally hot women out there who don't act like these dopes... and also are not full of mayonnaise.

nostratic		2010-12-04 04:51:22 PM

Razorwolf: No man needs to deal with this at all. Some of them are hot, sure, but there are plenty of equally hot women out there who don't act like these dopes... and also are not full of mayonnaise.

That's cucumber sauce.

For the falafel.

/Lame joke is lame.

Trik		2010-12-04 09:23:58 PM

little known fact
the kardashian sisters keep over 300 personal groomers / waxers chained up in their basement
it takes that many too keep those three sasquatches bikini ready