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(The Smoking Gun)   Rest easy, arachnophobes. The nefarious German tarantula smuggler has been arrested   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 65
    More: Scary, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Sven Koppler  
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2010-12-03 03:29:45 PM
That sounds like one hell of an unusual euphemism and/or cool band name.

Also, in before creepy spider pics.
 
2010-12-03 03:58:20 PM
dude, that's one cool looking spider!

i.cdn.turner.com

kinda want one

Anaxphone: Also, in before creepy spider pics.

Just barely. ::shakes 8 tiny fist of rage::

/Ok, that's obviously just the tarantula from the article, don't have any pictures of mine on my work lappy. Perhaps later.
 
2010-12-03 04:46:46 PM
It would be really funny if there were a person who went out of their way to mess with arachnophobes by putting King Baboon tarantulas in their cars and bedrooms. Kind of like Santa Claus, except unwelcome, carrying a writhing bag of arachnids and real.

Really funny indeed.
 
2010-12-03 05:19:15 PM
I did the "German Tarantula Smuggler" once. I got cramps.

/blumpkin
//angry dragon
///rusty trombone
////tokyo sandblaster
 
2010-12-03 05:26:49 PM
MaxxLarge: I did the "German Tarantula Smuggler" once. I got cramps.

/blumpkin
//angry dragon
///rusty trombone
////tokyo sandblaster


You forgot the dutch rudder.
 
2010-12-03 05:30:24 PM
Oh the German Tarantula Smuggler or GTS for short, yeah that's like a reverse dirty sanchez with an inverted Cleveland Steamer, no?
 
Ehh
2010-12-03 05:31:02 PM
Serious question: What will the cops do with this evidence? It's alive, needs feeding and care. I suppose they have trustworthy bug nerds on call. Like those two guys in Silence of the Lambs.
 
2010-12-03 05:33:25 PM
sciencejunkies.com
 
2010-12-03 05:33:36 PM
img.photobucket.com

Tarantula thread!
 
2010-12-03 05:34:15 PM
Less sexual acts; more creepy spider pics.
img403.imageshack.us
 
2010-12-03 05:34:22 PM
THAT SPIDER LOOKS HUGABLE....ALMOST
 
2010-12-03 05:34:33 PM
TrainingWheelsNeeded: an inverted Cleveland Steamer

The technical term for that is a "chocolate Rain Bird".
 
2010-12-03 05:36:25 PM
Spider Thread?
Spider Thread
 
2010-12-03 05:37:53 PM
German tarantula? Does it goose-step?
 
2010-12-03 05:38:10 PM
MaxxLarge: I did the "German Tarantula Smuggler" once. I got cramps.

/blumpkin
//angry dragon
///rusty trombone
////tokyo sandblaster


how about the "Rusty Venture"
 
2010-12-03 05:38:23 PM
MuToiD_MaN: Less sexual acts; more creepy spider pics.

The only thing about that picture that doesn't creep me out is the knowledge that I could take out the whole family there with stomp...
 
2010-12-03 05:41:37 PM
www.afpmb.org
 
2010-12-03 05:42:15 PM
Crawling all over your face when you wake up....


/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
2010-12-03 05:43:22 PM
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITWITHFIRE!!! @_@
 
2010-12-03 05:44:38 PM
www.beloblog.com
 
2010-12-03 05:45:19 PM
I want a pet tarantula but my husband won't allow it. He is deathly afraid.

I think they're adorable!!
 
2010-12-03 05:46:18 PM
Okay, I thought this guy was selecting U.S mail addresses at random and sending people SURPRISE TARANTULAS. Arachno-terrorism at it's finest.
 
2010-12-03 05:52:48 PM
Killer Cars: Okay, I thought this guy was selecting U.S mail addresses at random and sending people SURPRISE TARANTULAS. Arachno-terrorism at it's finest.

That would be like christmas in July. Free spider! Woot!
 
2010-12-03 05:54:34 PM
Killer Cars: Okay, I thought this guy was selecting U.S mail addresses at random and sending people SURPRISE TARANTULAS. Arachno-terrorism at it's finest.

Brilliant.
 
2010-12-03 05:58:32 PM
Okay, I have to apologize in advance for this:

i195.photobucket.com

What a German tarantula might look like.
 
2010-12-03 05:58:37 PM
MaxxLarge: I did the "German Tarantula Smuggler" once. I got cramps.

/blumpkin
//angry dragon
///rusty trombone
////tokyo sandblaster


HAHA
 
2010-12-03 05:59:20 PM
Oh Great Goddess of Teotihuacan (look it up)I do love me a good Fark spider thread.

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2010-12-03 06:00:54 PM
I am very afraid of anachronisms.
 
2010-12-03 06:02:22 PM
Spiders on Drugs (new window)
 
2010-12-03 06:04:22 PM
32 posts and no clock spider?

/shame
 
2010-12-03 06:15:23 PM
Heysomefarkingpenguinatemysammich!: Spiders on Drugs (new window)

I really like the way that video took a left turn at a little bit more than half way in. LOL
 
2010-12-03 06:15:49 PM
Obnox: Okay, I have to apologize in advance for this:



What a German tarantula might look like.


Okay, that made me laugh. Great way to end a Friday. I am going home.
 
2010-12-03 06:18:33 PM
Heysomefarkingpenguinatemysammich!: Spiders on Drugs (new window)

"We Can't Stop Here! This Is Bat Country!"
 
2010-12-03 06:18:41 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2010-12-03 06:19:18 PM
Spider thread?

utahspider.com

Spider thread.
 
2010-12-03 06:19:39 PM
I wish I was nefarious.
 
2010-12-03 06:21:27 PM
FarkinHostile: you have something on your face. Also, somebody just crapped in my pants.
 
2010-12-03 06:21:55 PM
I learned to cook in college so the boys across the street would kill spiders for me. 1 rule; get rid of it, don't chase me with it and I cook for you. Lasagna and enchiladas made me a popular neighbor.

/css
 
2010-12-03 06:27:17 PM
My wife has some tarantulas that I'm pretty sure were improperly imported from somewhere in Europe.

Also, our T. Blondi just died. I know you care.
 
2010-12-03 06:27:28 PM
Obnox: Okay, I have to apologize in advance for this:



What a German tarantula might look like.

i195.photobucket.com

Jew Spider says "Never Again!"
dancutlermedicalart.com
 
2010-12-03 06:28:28 PM
Killer Cars: Okay, I thought this guy was selecting U.S mail addresses at random and sending people SURPRISE TARANTULAS. Arachno-terrorism at it's finest.

art.penny-arcade.com

/hot
 
2010-12-03 06:28:58 PM
Every time. Every. Single. Time. I know better than to open a fark spider thread, but I can't help myself.
 
2010-12-03 06:29:48 PM
While not actually a spider- according to Wikipedia it belongs to a different family of arachnids- the Camel Spider (new window) is absolutely horrifying.
 
2010-12-03 06:32:20 PM
www.coverbrowser.com
 
2010-12-03 06:38:39 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate: Every time. Every. Single. Time. I know better than to open a fark spider thread, but I can't help myself.

*nods in agreement*

I was drawn in by "Nefarious German tarantula smugglers," which as noted above would be a good name for a rock band.
 
2010-12-03 06:38:56 PM
Killer Cars: Okay, I thought this guy was selecting U.S mail addresses at random and sending people SURPRISE TARANTULAS. Arachno-terrorism at it's finest.

That's absolutely brilliant. I just figured out my Christmas shopping. Why give gifts when you can build memories?
 
GCD
2010-12-03 06:45:36 PM
FARK!

Why did I open this thread? I'm going to have night terrors now.
 
2010-12-03 06:46:18 PM
Tip #385.- If you suffer from arachnophobia, avoid going to Spider showcases in Museums and Zoos.
 
2010-12-03 06:54:16 PM
I have to say, much as I abhor all spiders, tarantulas are not the worst. In my mind, Shelob is one of those all-white cave spiders with extra-attenuated legs. Now *those* are creepy.
 
2010-12-03 06:59:08 PM
1FreeMan: Killer Cars: Okay, I thought this guy was selecting U.S mail addresses at random and sending people SURPRISE TARANTULAS. Arachno-terrorism at it's finest.

/hot


imgs.xkcd.com
 
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