He may be number one... but it sure is ronery at the top.

Obama wasn't #1. Submitter lies.

My boss?

Best Korea? {checks TFA} yup

It's blocked at work and I don't know who's #1. Kim? Mugabe? Belichick?

I expect so much more from my dictators.

Best Korea imagine not posted yet? That makes me a sad panda.

Where is Bush?

/ leaves disappointed

I thought #1 was going to be George W Bush reading the Bible.

Up yours, portscanner!

Super Chronic: Belichick?

YOU LEAVE GLORIOUS LEADER OUT OF THIS

What a gyp. They totally forgot that idiot in Zimbabwe.

These guys are nuts, but only Haile Selassie is god.

ghostofreasonpast: What a gyp. They totally forgot that idiot in Zimbabwe.

No, they said "crazy". Mugabe is just corrupt and incompetent as all fark.

I have just declared myself Most Supreme and Glorious Leader For Life of All of Best Farkistan. Feel free to shower me with praise and accolades.

Or beer. Whichever.

One of Haile Selassie's 500 grandsons lives in my city. I meant him once at a social function and noted that I had never met a grandson of a god before.

He had the decency to look a little embarrassed.

My vote was for Hugo. He didn't even make the list. Who compiled this, FIFA?

If only someone would invent a feature that allows a page to scroll so they can put their 5-7 page lists on one page.

I couldn't have been the only one reading about Kim Jong Il's life story and thinking that there needs to be a meme war between him and Chuck Norris.

/Round house versus Nut house; who will win?
//There can be only one.

No W?

namegoeshere: I have just declared myself Most Supreme and Glorious Leader For Life of All of Best Farkistan. Feel free to shower me with praise and accolades.

Or beer. Whichever.

What about bacon?

/Goes out for breakfast

Honestly, that was one of the best Cracked lists I've read.

lordaction: Obama wasn't #1. Submitter lies.

Did anyone else click on the link under #1, the one that says "at least one expert thinks he died five years ago?"

Read on down the page until you get to the part where the refugee talks about his eldest son's wife and two children dying of hunger.
Then read the next line. Suddenly, the noodle shop owner is chopping up bodies with an axe. WTF? That's gotta be the most bizzare changes in point of view I've ever seen in a story. Who died, exactly? If the wife and two kids got chopped up, they didn't exactly die of hunger.

I LOL'D:

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to memorize the kind of book an illiterate man writes?"

no Hitler?

Now crazy...

lordaction: Obama wasn't #1. Submitter lies.

1/10

lordaction: Obama wasn't #1. Submitter lies.

That's 'President For Life Obama' to you.

NEDM: ghostofreasonpast: What a gyp. They totally forgot that idiot in Zimbabwe.

No, they said "crazy". Mugabe is just corrupt and incompetent as all fark.

No, Bob is definitely a candidate for the nuthouse. I know its popular to just say 'x dictator is nuts' even if they are just assholes, but Mugabe definitely fits in the 'two rats in a coffee can' category. Its suspected syphilis is the cause.

Mmm... Pleasure Squad.

DaveNukem: I LOL'D:

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to memorize the kind of book an illiterate man writes?"

Agreed, that was funny shiat.

Jadicegirl
If the wife and two kids got chopped up, they didn't exactly die of hunger.

Well, they died of someone's hunger.

Just_a_Bear: no Hitler?

Hitler was a banal kind of evil. These guys are insane.

hitlersbrain: Mmm... Pleasure Squad.

I want one.

/Korean girls are hawt!

DaveNukem: I LOL'D:

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to memorize the kind of book an illiterate man writes?"

No kidding, I've no idea how the heck people manage to remember Bible passages. ;)

/sorry
//had to
///feeling a bit snarky this morning
////I wish that work wouldn't block Cracked, damnit...

"Trujillo went on to campaign for her to receive the Nobel Prize for Literature, which would've made her the first person in history to win the award for absolutely no reason."

I seem to remember someone else recently who got a Nobel Peace Prize for absolutely no reason......

No General Butt Naked? Or did he never count as the leader of Liberia?

Jadicegirl: Did anyone else click on the link under #1, the one that says "at least one expert thinks he died five years ago?"

Read on down the page until you get to the part where the refugee talks about his eldest son's wife and two children dying of hunger.
Then read the next line. Suddenly, the noodle shop owner is chopping up bodies with an axe. WTF? That's gotta be the most bizzare changes in point of view I've ever seen in a story. Who died, exactly? If the wife and two kids got chopped up, they didn't exactly die of hunger.

A little odd, but I think he's referring to different grandsons there.

Still sick.

jeanwearinfool: hitlersbrain: Mmm... Pleasure Squad.

I want one.

/Korean girls are hawt!

Crazy my a$$

Gulper Eel: Fook: Mugabe definitely fits in the 'two rats in a coffee can' category. Its suspected syphilis is the cause.

That'd be 30+ years' worth of syphilis. We knew exactly what a piece of shiat he was back in the day, but political correctness mattered more than quaint outdated imperialistic concepts like competence.

Zimbabweans have got to be delighted that Carter and Thatcher pushed out the bigoted leadership and replaced it with a genocidal, corrupt, incompetent and bigoted leadership.

I'm saying its making him CRAZY, not that it made him a enormous asshole. Hes always been an enormous asshole, but hes been getting nuttier the last decade plus or so.