But can he smell crime?

I can't imagine how it could be worse than the 1st one.

Mendy's has the best pea soup. The best, Jerry!

If it bombs, it bombs.

Coiled Hot 1: I can't imagine how it could be worse than the 1st one.

Then you truly underestimate the power of the dark side of the Boll

I loved the first, I will give the second a chance. Sounds dumb, but got to support good old Dolph!

Plus I'm odd, I enjoy Uwe Boll flicks.

Uwe Boll tag = guaranteed cinematic turdfest

Any questions?

Who is Jerry Gold?

I hate Uwe Boll films, but I have to admit they are vastly more entertaining than many much better films. I watch every one of them with friends. We can usually get a good couple of months ironically quoting the movie and then it is forgotten. But that is still way more entertainment than I got from, say, Die Hard 4.

ScouserDuck: But can he smell crime?

He NOSE the truth.

Uwe Boll is the genius of our age.

Noone has killed this guy yet

what a shame!

STOP GIVING THIS TURDfark MONEY, WORLDATLARGE

Ponzholio: 'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Sadly since his last big hit before that was probably Universal Soldier in 1992 (I don't remember Johnny Mnemonic being received well) that might actually be the case for the under 20 crowd.

Everybody older than that of course remembers him for Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier, Showdown in Little Tokyo, and maybe The Punisher
/and I Come in Peace
/No? Brian Benben maybe then?

Will there be full on penetration?

The first one was awful. Nit even in a way that's enjoyable. It was just a chore to sit through it.

Eapoe6: Uwe Boll is the genius of our age.

If by "genius" you mean the one of the three worst film directors in the history of cinema,then I'm in complete agreement.

MDGeist: I loved the first, I will give the second a chance. Sounds dumb, but got to support good old Dolph!

Plus I'm odd, I enjoy Uwe Boll flicks.

I didn't hate the first one. I know, I know, I'm supposed to, but it had Jason Statham and Burt fricking Reynolds! (I thought I was on cold medicine for a cast so surreal) I couldn't hate on it to save my life.

So, if Dolph Lungdren is in the second, well, dude, you and me are going to be the only ones to see it.

Apos: Eapoe6: Uwe Boll is the genius of our age.

If by "genius" you mean the one of the three worst film directors in the history of cinema,then I'm in complete agreement.

I'm gonna hate myself for asking, but who are the other two?

Mattevil: Ponzholio: 'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Sadly since his last big hit before that was probably Universal Soldier in 1992 (I don't remember Johnny Mnemonic being received well) that might actually be the case for the under 20 crowd.

Everybody older than that of course remembers him for Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier, Showdown in Little Tokyo, and maybe The Punisher
/and I Come in Peace
/No? Brian Benben maybe then?

You forgot Red Scorpion.

Also, am I really supposed to believe that Jay Bilas played the good alien in I Come in Peace? Really?

2CountyFairs: Mattevil: Ponzholio: 'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Sadly since his last big hit before that was probably Universal Soldier in 1992 (I don't remember Johnny Mnemonic being received well) that might actually be the case for the under 20 crowd.

Everybody older than that of course remembers him for Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier, Showdown in Little Tokyo, and maybe The Punisher
/and I Come in Peace
/No? Brian Benben maybe then?

You forgot Red Scorpion.

Also, am I really supposed to believe that Jay Bilas played the good alien in I Come in Peace? Really?

This one?


/I remembered Red Scorpion just didn't know anybody else that did.

Mentalpatient87: Apos: Eapoe6: Uwe Boll is the genius of our age.

If by "genius" you mean the one of the three worst film directors in the history of cinema,then I'm in complete agreement.

I'm gonna hate myself for asking, but who are the other two?

Glad you asked....Charles Rand and Ed Wood.

Mattevil: 2CountyFairs: Mattevil: Ponzholio: 'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Sadly since his last big hit before that was probably Universal Soldier in 1992 (I don't remember Johnny Mnemonic being received well) that might actually be the case for the under 20 crowd.

Everybody older than that of course remembers him for Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier, Showdown in Little Tokyo, and maybe The Punisher
/and I Come in Peace
/No? Brian Benben maybe then?

You forgot Red Scorpion.

Also, am I really supposed to believe that Jay Bilas played the good alien in I Come in Peace? Really?

This one?


/I remembered Red Scorpion just didn't know anybody else that did.

Yeah. Yahoo, IMDB, and Wikipedia all say that is Jay Bilas (Duke sucks). As many times as I've seen that movie, that is something I never knew.

Who is the most underrated actor of all time? Dolph Lundgren!

Mattevil: I remembered Red Scorpion just didn't know anybody else that did.

The Spetsnaz Rambo? You can't be a card carrying lover of '80s action movies and neglect that one.

If you don't like Uwe Boll, then fight him.

Postal was frakkin' hilarious.