FARK.com: (5796851) Okay get this: In The Name of the King 2; Dolph Lundgren; Ninjas; Time Travel. Whattya think? Gold, Jerry Gold

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(Uwe Boll)		Okay get this: In The Name of the King 2; Dolph Lundgren; Ninjas; Time Travel. Whattya think? Gold, Jerry Gold (bloginity.com)		29
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ScouserDuck		2010-12-02 02:39:37 PM

But can he smell crime?

Coiled Hot 1		2010-12-02 02:41:08 PM

I can't imagine how it could be worse than the 1st one.

Tony_Danza		2010-12-02 02:52:46 PM

Mendy's has the best pea soup. The best, Jerry!

Big Beef Burrito		2010-12-02 02:55:53 PM

If it bombs, it bombs.

Quasar		2010-12-02 03:05:49 PM

DS:ItNotK was one of the most glorious spectacles of pure failure I have ever seen.

I cannot wait.

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2010-12-02 03:06:52 PM

Coiled Hot 1: I can't imagine how it could be worse than the 1st one.

Then you truly underestimate the power of the dark side of the Boll

MDGeist		2010-12-02 03:06:54 PM

I loved the first, I will give the second a chance. Sounds dumb, but got to support good old Dolph!

Plus I'm odd, I enjoy Uwe Boll flicks.

Apos		2010-12-02 03:07:36 PM

Uwe Boll tag = guaranteed cinematic turdfest

Any questions?

Apples01		2010-12-02 03:11:29 PM

Who is Jerry Gold?

The_Shoggoth		2010-12-02 03:17:48 PM

I hate Uwe Boll films, but I have to admit they are vastly more entertaining than many much better films. I watch every one of them with friends. We can usually get a good couple of months ironically quoting the movie and then it is forgotten. But that is still way more entertainment than I got from, say, Die Hard 4.

Galactic_Empanada		2010-12-02 03:20:24 PM

ScouserDuck: But can he smell crime?

He NOSE the truth.

Eapoe6		2010-12-02 03:21:12 PM

Uwe Boll is the genius of our age.

Ponzholio		2010-12-02 03:25:12 PM

'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Schroepnuts		2010-12-02 03:39:23 PM

Noone has killed this guy yet

what a shame!

inthrees		2010-12-02 03:40:08 PM

STOP GIVING THIS TURDfark MONEY, WORLDATLARGE

Mattevil		2010-12-02 03:50:28 PM

Ponzholio: 'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Sadly since his last big hit before that was probably Universal Soldier in 1992 (I don't remember Johnny Mnemonic being received well) that might actually be the case for the under 20 crowd.

Everybody older than that of course remembers him for Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier, Showdown in Little Tokyo, and maybe The Punisher
/and I Come in Peace
/No? Brian Benben maybe then?

vermicious k'nid		2010-12-02 03:57:14 PM

Will there be full on penetration?

Shvetz		2010-12-02 04:26:31 PM

The first one was awful. Nit even in a way that's enjoyable. It was just a chore to sit through it.

Apos		2010-12-02 04:33:00 PM

Eapoe6: Uwe Boll is the genius of our age.

If by "genius" you mean the one of the three worst film directors in the history of cinema,then I'm in complete agreement.

Six_By_Nine		2010-12-02 04:35:58 PM

MDGeist: I loved the first, I will give the second a chance. Sounds dumb, but got to support good old Dolph!

Plus I'm odd, I enjoy Uwe Boll flicks.

I didn't hate the first one. I know, I know, I'm supposed to, but it had Jason Statham and Burt fricking Reynolds! (I thought I was on cold medicine for a cast so surreal) I couldn't hate on it to save my life.

So, if Dolph Lungdren is in the second, well, dude, you and me are going to be the only ones to see it.

Mentalpatient87		2010-12-02 04:43:00 PM

Apos: Eapoe6: Uwe Boll is the genius of our age.

If by "genius" you mean the one of the three worst film directors in the history of cinema,then I'm in complete agreement.

I'm gonna hate myself for asking, but who are the other two?

2CountyFairs		2010-12-02 04:45:38 PM

Mattevil: Ponzholio: 'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Sadly since his last big hit before that was probably Universal Soldier in 1992 (I don't remember Johnny Mnemonic being received well) that might actually be the case for the under 20 crowd.

Everybody older than that of course remembers him for Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier, Showdown in Little Tokyo, and maybe The Punisher
/and I Come in Peace
/No? Brian Benben maybe then?

You forgot Red Scorpion.

Also, am I really supposed to believe that Jay Bilas played the good alien in I Come in Peace? Really?

phervor		2010-12-02 04:57:10 PM

Is Boll the one struggling in the article to explain wtf the movie is about? I hope that is Dolph, because if the director is that clueless/unable to summarize his own movie...well...it is Uwe Boll...

Mattevil		2010-12-02 04:59:47 PM

2CountyFairs: Mattevil: Ponzholio: 'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Sadly since his last big hit before that was probably Universal Soldier in 1992 (I don't remember Johnny Mnemonic being received well) that might actually be the case for the under 20 crowd.

Everybody older than that of course remembers him for Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier, Showdown in Little Tokyo, and maybe The Punisher
/and I Come in Peace
/No? Brian Benben maybe then?

You forgot Red Scorpion.

Also, am I really supposed to believe that Jay Bilas played the good alien in I Come in Peace? Really?

This one?
www.dolph-ultimate.com

/I remembered Red Scorpion just didn't know anybody else that did.

Apos		2010-12-02 05:01:29 PM

Mentalpatient87: Apos: Eapoe6: Uwe Boll is the genius of our age.

If by "genius" you mean the one of the three worst film directors in the history of cinema,then I'm in complete agreement.

I'm gonna hate myself for asking, but who are the other two?

Glad you asked....Charles Rand and Ed Wood.

2CountyFairs		2010-12-02 05:40:40 PM

Mattevil: 2CountyFairs: Mattevil: Ponzholio: 'The Expendables' star told blogtalk radio:...

Yes, because Dolph Lundgren is best known for his role in 'The Expendables'...

Sadly since his last big hit before that was probably Universal Soldier in 1992 (I don't remember Johnny Mnemonic being received well) that might actually be the case for the under 20 crowd.

Everybody older than that of course remembers him for Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe, Universal Soldier, Showdown in Little Tokyo, and maybe The Punisher
/and I Come in Peace
/No? Brian Benben maybe then?

You forgot Red Scorpion.

Also, am I really supposed to believe that Jay Bilas played the good alien in I Come in Peace? Really?

This one?

/I remembered Red Scorpion just didn't know anybody else that did.

Yeah. Yahoo, IMDB, and Wikipedia all say that is Jay Bilas (Duke sucks). As many times as I've seen that movie, that is something I never knew.

AmazinTim		2010-12-02 05:59:03 PM

Who is the most underrated actor of all time? Dolph Lundgren!

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh		2010-12-02 06:04:10 PM

Mattevil: I remembered Red Scorpion just didn't know anybody else that did.

The Spetsnaz Rambo? You can't be a card carrying lover of '80s action movies and neglect that one.