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(Shreveport Times)   Woman arrested for having three husbands. Her mugshot will make you wonder how she ever got the first one   (shreveporttimes.com) divider line 66
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2010-12-02 12:23:43 PM
Nerve gas and/or alcohol
 
2010-12-02 12:36:56 PM
That's the great thing about being a woman. No matter how ugly or fat, there's someone out there (usually multiple someones) who are ready to get with that. The vagina is truly magical.
 
2010-12-02 01:14:50 PM
Trigamy?
 
2010-12-02 01:15:24 PM
Having access to drugs is a big help..
 
2010-12-02 01:15:52 PM
www.reece-eu.net
 
2010-12-02 01:20:50 PM
Maybe she has a REALLY nice personality. Or huge titties.
 
2010-12-02 01:21:20 PM
For every ugly woman on the planet there are at least two ugly men.
 
2010-12-02 01:22:01 PM
They're not husbands, they're a self-help group.
 
2010-12-02 01:22:52 PM
Man that's a rough looking 35 ...
 
2010-12-02 01:23:32 PM
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: For every ugly woman on the planet there are at least two ugly horny men.


FTFY
 
2010-12-02 01:24:05 PM
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Seperated at birth???
 
2010-12-02 01:25:50 PM
You've done worse.
 
2010-12-02 01:26:33 PM
Subby's mistake is thinking that these men have standards or taste...Sometimes you need whatever shame cave is handy at the trailer park.
 
2010-12-02 01:27:55 PM
tuffsnake: Man that's a rough looking 35 ...

Wonder if she lied and is 45 or 55 or something.

I mean, wow.
 
2010-12-02 01:34:59 PM
...and hit every branch on the way down....
 
2010-12-02 01:36:21 PM
iollow: You've done worse.

Normally, you'd be right, but in this case I can honestly say I have not done worse.
 
2010-12-02 01:36:38 PM
Perfectly cooked eggs counts for a lot in the trailer park.
 
2010-12-02 01:38:38 PM
She swallows...
 
2010-12-02 01:38:49 PM
Now that's a handsome woman.
 
2010-12-02 01:39:05 PM
JohnAnnArbor: tuffsnake: Man that's a rough looking 35 ...

Wonder if she lied and is 45 or 55 or something.

I mean, wow.


Or maybe she just had a hard life. It happens from time to time you know.
 
2010-12-02 01:41:22 PM
Threats, intimidation and blackmail. Weak men who got drunk and did things so bad that marrying her is attractive by comparison.
 
2010-12-02 01:42:28 PM
But how many of the husbands was she married to?
 
2010-12-02 01:45:46 PM
HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu!: JohnAnnArbor: tuffsnake: Man that's a rough looking 35 ...

Wonder if she lied and is 45 or 55 or something.

I mean, wow.

Or maybe she just had a hard life. It happens from time to time you know.


She used to box with her first hubby, then married an alchoholic (whom she abandoned) and then married in Arkansas for "financial" reasons.

My question: Why did the former husbands bring it up ??

Maybe she hit it rich in Arkansas and they're looking for alimony.
 
2010-12-02 01:51:40 PM
MY EYES! MY EYES!
 
2010-12-02 01:52:43 PM
This is terrible. How long do we have to live in a country that does not live polygamists equal rights? Polygamists should have the right to marry too!
 
2010-12-02 01:53:10 PM
Interesting story, but why did they include a picture of Roy Orbison?
 
2010-12-02 01:58:42 PM
If there's one thing I've noticed in my short life. Its to never underestimate the desperation and minimal standard of a man. Some guys are especially sad and pathetic.
 
2010-12-02 01:59:19 PM
Itstoearly: This is terrible. How long do we have to live in a country that does not live polygamists equal rights? Polygamists should have the right to marry too two!

FTFY
 
2010-12-02 02:02:36 PM
Itstoearly: This is terrible. How long do we have to live in a country that does not live polygamists equal rights? Polygamists should have the right to marry too!

A better question would be, why do men get away with the multiple, sometimes underage marriages all the time, while a woman who gets caught at polygamy gets jail time? Talk about your double standards at work.

/Not sayin' polygamist males don't get jailed, but they get away with it more often than not.
 
2010-12-02 02:09:47 PM
When you're a wife beater or an alcoholic your standards go down significantly.

/yes, I've bagged worse.
//no, I'm not a wife beater or alcoholic
 
zez
2010-12-02 02:10:30 PM
timkrahling: Seperated at birth???

Nice! But I was thinking more like this

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2010-12-02 02:10:53 PM
Jadicegirl: Itstoearly: This is terrible. How long do we have to live in a country that does not live polygamists equal rights? Polygamists should have the right to marry too!

A better question would be, why do men get away with the multiple, sometimes underage marriages all the time, while a woman who gets caught at polygamy gets jail time? Talk about your double standards at work.

/Not sayin' polygamist males don't get jailed, but they get away with it more often than not.


When they do get jailed, do their wives get jailed too?
If not then let's talk about those double standards.

These particular guys don't deserve jail time because they have been punished enough already.
 
2010-12-02 02:12:39 PM
Being in a constant state of inebriation and/or hard drug use would explain many aspects of this story, along with a general lack of understanding of social norms. She looks like she's been chained in a basement for the last 30 years, but I guess she's gotten around more than that.
 
2010-12-02 02:16:36 PM
When they do get jailed, do their wives get jailed too?
If not then let's talk about those double standards.



Not usually - the wives have to concede that they are the 2nd, 3rd, nth wives, and they won't do that because there are a bunch of kids at home to take care of. That, and usually an "official" marriage would have to take place, involving a marriage certificate, and that usually doesn't happen, either. Lots of times the guys are arrested because someone ratted them out or there's tax evasion/abuse going on.
 
2010-12-02 02:19:30 PM
I know some ladies who have more than one husband, though they call them "partners" and don't go through all the rigamaroll of "maraige" It's not like anyone would ask a woman for ID at a hospital who asks to go in and see her husband or man to woman. It mostly gets complex when parents come to visit. And if any of the ladies get preggers, because even if not married to the woman, and even if not biologically the father, the woman can force the guy to pay child support if he lived within 5 brazillion miles of the child at any time in his life or his ancestors lives.
 
2010-12-02 02:23:00 PM
Yeah, but with makeup she too can look like Susan Boyle.
 
2010-12-02 02:24:06 PM
timkrahling: Seperated at birth???

I came here to shop his face on to her.



/*shakes tiny fist*
 
2010-12-02 02:25:39 PM
interstitialofficial: Interesting story, but why did they include a picture of Roy Orbison?

lulz.
 
2010-12-02 02:31:36 PM
As I told a young friend of mine (12 years old), ugly people make love too.

/he was shocked and said it must be a lie
//they just have to pay - quagmire
 
2010-12-02 02:33:10 PM
I thought she looked like Marla Hooch.

trsullivan.mlblogs.com

/Fun Fact I just learned, she's the voice of Jimmy Neutron's mom.
 
2010-12-02 02:35:01 PM
I clicked the link expecting a picture of my sister-in-law for real!!
 
2010-12-02 02:45:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-12-02 02:52:40 PM
She knows how to give a great ZJ

/got nothin
 
2010-12-02 02:55:52 PM
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images.movieplayer.it
 
2010-12-02 03:01:20 PM
zez: timkrahling: Seperated at birth???

Nice! But I was thinking more like this


Snooki?
 
2010-12-02 03:01:33 PM
Itstoearly: This is terrible. How long do we have to live in a country that does not live polygamists equal rights? Polygamists should have the right to marry too!two!

FTFY
 
2010-12-02 03:03:53 PM
Atomic Spunk: Maybe she has a REALLY nice personality. Or huge titties.

She probably actually PUT PUT. Too many women view sex as a disgusting chore that they don't have to do once they get engaged.
 
2010-12-02 03:06:57 PM
Eh. It sounds like she was practicing serial monogamy and just not bothering to divorce the "ex" husbands. There didn't appear to be any fraudulent intent, at least from what TFA said.

This is a perfect candidate for a plea deal, a moderate fine, and probation. And yeah, a couple of divorces.
 
2010-12-02 03:14:02 PM
Atomic Spunk: Itstoearly: This is terrible. How long do we have to live in a country that does not live polygamists equal rights? Polygamists should have the right to marry too two!

FTFY


I graciously accept your ZING!

Good Behavior Day: Itstoearly: This is terrible. How long do we have to live in a country that does not live polygamists equal rights? Polygamists should have the right to marry too!two!

FTFY


You sir, are too slow, and I therefor reject your ZING!
 
2010-12-02 03:26:32 PM
Never underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE!

/those poor unfortunate souls
 
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