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(CBS News)   Woman freaks out, strips naked on Delta flight. With helpful picture of what that might have looked like (SFW)   (cbsnews.com ) divider line
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2010-12-01 09:12:40 AM  
I promise you that's not what she looked like.
 
2010-12-01 09:16:07 AM  
Looks 'shopped.
 
2010-12-01 09:20:20 AM  
Did she use the stripper pole in business class?
 
2010-12-01 09:31:30 AM  
Did she have a landing strip?
 
2010-12-01 10:02:54 AM  

ignatiusst: Looks 'shopped.


Looks like a repeat.
 
2010-12-01 10:03:36 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I promise you that's not what she looked like.


Beat me to it. If she did look like that I doubt there would have been many complaints.
 
2010-12-01 10:05:13 AM  
Landing Strip: Woman Gets Naked on Chicago-to-NYC Flight

Nice.
 
2010-12-01 10:05:34 AM  
Holland, said that when the plane landed other passengers got off before police removed the woman.

I bet they did...
 
2010-12-01 10:06:44 AM  
"... flight attendants tried to cover the woman with a blanket while she yelled "No! No! No!"

That was me, not her.
 
2010-12-01 10:07:56 AM  
If she was truly that hot, then Delta has you covered like a Jimmy Hat
 
2010-12-01 10:08:11 AM  
The mugshot linky is far more entertaining:

i.i.com.com
 
2010-12-01 10:08:14 AM  

Ponzholio: Holland, said that when the plane landed other passengers got off before police removed the woman.

I bet they did...


+1
 
2010-12-01 10:08:44 AM  
Was she hot?
 
2010-12-01 10:09:24 AM  
oyster.ignimgs.com

Holland, said that when the plane landed other passengers got off before police removed the woman.

Well, that answers that.
 
2010-12-01 10:14:12 AM  
So... there were two black boxes on that flight, then?
 
2010-12-01 10:17:27 AM  
FARK: Where the stories are so good, you can read them twice!
 
2010-12-01 10:19:28 AM  
alcohol?
 
2010-12-01 10:23:00 AM  
Was she sitting in 'clothed' or 'unclothed'?
 
2010-12-01 10:25:11 AM  
Holland, said that when the plane landed other passengers got off before police removed the woman.

Anyone else read that, with a pause?

airsupport: So... there were two black boxes on that flight, then?


There always are. You mean three.
 
2010-12-01 10:25:36 AM  

Ponzholio: Holland, said that when the plane landed other passengers got off before police removed the woman.

I bet they did...


Thank you for my big laugh of the day.
 
2010-12-01 10:26:21 AM  
She wasn't arrested.... if a guy did that he would be put away for 5 yrs and be a registered sex offender.
 
2010-12-01 10:27:09 AM  
Don't do E before you get on a flight. Do it the night before. PSA.
 
2010-12-01 10:28:38 AM  
www.remotecentral.com
 
2010-12-01 10:34:03 AM  
Whose.
 
2010-12-01 10:36:45 AM  
Got to go first class next time, I didn't know that they had strippers.
Serious Question, should "first class" use the rest rooms in commercial class? Or should they wait until theirs is available?
 
2010-12-01 10:37:00 AM  
i.i.com.com
Stock Graphic (CBS)

Stock Graphic? CBS keeps a picture of a woman whipping off her shirt on an airplane on permanent file....just in case??
 
2010-12-01 10:37:44 AM  
Throw in a few pork chops and it's a terrorists worst nightmare.
 
2010-12-01 10:41:42 AM  

eggrolls: Stock Graphic (CBS)

Stock Graphic? CBS keeps a picture of a woman whipping off her shirt on an airplane on permanent file....just in case??


There are stock graphics for everything.

Just Google any bizarre combination of words, you will find a result for it. Especially if it includes the words "naked" and "woman".
 
2010-12-01 10:45:01 AM  
Hannelore?
 
2010-12-01 10:47:26 AM  

Pair-o-Dice: Throw in a few pork chops and it's a terrorists worst nightmare.


In addition to Air Marshals have naked women on every flight and replace the peanuts with in flight meals with a choice of pork chops, ham or bacon, just to keep America safe.
 
2010-12-01 10:49:45 AM  

Ponzholio: Holland, said that when the plane landed other passengers got off before police removed the woman.

I bet they did...


Came for this...
 
2010-12-01 10:52:52 AM  

Dee Snarl: Ponzholio: Holland, said that when the plane landed other passengers got off before police removed the woman.

I bet they did...

Came for this...


I bet you did.

/this could go on forever
 
2010-12-01 10:53:02 AM  

SilentStrider: Did she have a landing strip?


i141.photobucket.com
 
2010-12-01 11:10:42 AM  
Hot flash?
 
2010-12-01 11:22:29 AM  

eggrolls: Stock Graphic (CBS)

Stock Graphic? CBS keeps a picture of a woman whipping off her shirt on an airplane on permanent file....just in case??


Some kind of strange addendum to rule 34?
 
2010-12-01 11:30:49 AM  
Damn, my flight just had a crappy movie "Big Mamma's House"
 
2010-12-01 11:31:09 AM  

eggrolls: Stock Graphic (CBS)

Stock Graphic? CBS keeps a picture of a woman whipping off her shirt on an airplane on permanent file....just in case??


Nope, stock image number 1 is the airplane cabin. Stock image number 2 is the woman. Plop one on top of the other, add a motion blur to simulate insanity and you're good to go.
 
2010-12-01 11:33:31 AM  
Here's a better pic (PNSFW, new window)
 
2010-12-01 11:55:42 AM  
and they title it... "Landing Strip" ?

I bet.
 
2010-12-01 12:12:31 PM  

eggrolls: Stock Graphic (CBS)

Stock Graphic? CBS keeps a picture of a woman whipping off her shirt on an airplane on permanent file....just in case??


i had the same thought. a cool job would be to work for a stock photo company and to think up wild and not totally implausible scenarios and then go and shoot them. "i'm going to need a woman with a monkey strapped to her back handing out candy at a bus stop"

from the pic though it looks more likely that they too a stock photo of a woman undressing and 'shooped it into a stock picture of an airplane.
 
2010-12-01 12:24:42 PM  

walkerhound: Dee Snarl: Ponzholio: Holland, said that when the plane landed other passengers got off before police removed the woman.

I bet they did...

Came for this...

I bet you did.

/this could go on forever


Well now I have some pretty high expectations.
 
2010-12-01 12:27:29 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-12-01 12:28:58 PM  
Damn, why doesn't anything like this EVER happen when I fly? I always just get the overly feminine male stewards and the fat lady sitting next to me.
 
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