GaryPDX: Oh c'mon. Subby is a major pussy.

Of course Roman Candles and Bottle Rockets are standard fair for a decent party.

Nah. That's not fare to use rocks and bottles.

Rocks? No.
Bottles? No.
Fireworks? Always fair game.

Fireworks are fair game.

If you're not using rocks, bottles and fireworks, then you aren't trying to win.



/By any means necessary.
//Sweep his leg.

This is why you don ice armor.

Was anyone on here living on UVM's campus in 1998? Because if you were then you know this is nothing.

It really depends on the league. In little leagues, only lightly compressed snow is permitted. But war has a tendency, over time, to escalate.

Rules? In a snowball fight? No rules!

Speaking of snowballs, I'm reminded of being in a downtown diner at 4:00AM when a bunch of Temple (or it could have been Jeff) students entered and started throwing snowballs at the patrons, just for fun - some sort of student rivalry among med students thing. A full fledged food fight ensued, with many beat downs of the students, broken dinnerware and hazardous floor conditions. The action attracted all kinds of cops who were across the street at the all night donuts store, and that's when things got interesting. Slip and slide cops high on a sugar rush - hilarious. Thank FSM no firecrackers were involved, as it would have caused the cops to open fire in a diner full of drunk people. Tasers hadn't been standard issue for cops back then, just good old fashioned nightsticks, which they tried to wield while falling all over each other. .

GaryPDX: SoxSweepAgain: GaryPDX: Oh c'mon. Subby is a major pussy.


The best party I ever went to, my uncle fell out of a tree. He hit a few branches. Soo..boo you.

I have to ask: what was your uncle doing up a tree at a party? Is he anti-social or just shy? Please don't say he was peeing on people, slipped on a urine soaked branch and fell, like my sister's boyfriend did. I swear is was just like a real life cartoon except for the sound effects. This happened at my Nephew's First Holy Communion BBQ party and the kid (now a grown man) has never forgotten it. A rotten shame there were no pics.

As someone who setup a major bottle rocket attack on some friends....I disagree. Total ambush on a trail. Looked like 'Nam, I'm sure. no major injuries though.

/no rocks, no bottles.
//also drunk...what are we talking about here?

libranoelrose: powhound: As someone who setup a major bottle rocket attack on some friends....I disagree. Total ambush on a trail. Looked like 'Nam, I'm sure. no major injuries though.

/no rocks, no bottles.
//also drunk...what are we talking about here?

bottle rockets are awesome. point and shoot

Yeah....had salvos lined up left and right (with a friend). Saw a headlamp coming down the trail, and just lit them all....it was awesome.

Thankfully nobody got hurt...one of those teen moments you know.

They fired back...had jacket and tent burns to show for it.

Wanted for questioning (new window)

My mom would tell me stories about when she was growing up how they put black walnuts,rocks,basically anything that would fit in a snowball in a snowball. They also threw potatoes at each other.

/They were so po' they couldn't afford the or.

powhound: one of those teen moments you know. They fired back...had jacket and tent burns to show for it.

Yup, all fun and games until a kid gets a roman candle star stuck in their jacket collar. Luckily, it wasn't mine, and I don't believe it scarred.

/ also didn't stop us from future firework wars.

Refrozen slush balls full of road debris are still fare though right?

You'll put your eye out !

nuh uh!

Dunk your snowballs in water on a below zero day. Let them sit for a while. Then have fun. No rocks needed.

CygnusDarius: This is why you don ice armor.

You know, NTTAWWT ice armor and all, but... um... I mean... isn't it obvious? Does no one else see this?

gregscott: It really depends on the league. In little leagues, only lightly compressed snow is permitted. But war has a tendency, over time, to escalate.

Fallout told me war never changes

JUNIOR BARNES, YOU GUNKY!!!

Don't bring snow to a fireworks fight

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

No one wins a rock fight.

Barakku: Don't bring snow to a fireworks fight

"That's just like a Dago. Bringin' snow to a fireworks fight."

/First thing I thought of...

(sniff)...brings back memories of when I hit Bobby upside the head with a snowball with a M-80 inside of it. Even while we were picking up chunks of Bobby later on, we all agreed it was glorious.

Barakku: Don't bring snow to a fireworks fight

Exactly.

The category of fight is determined by the most efficient weapon present at the scene. Everyone not wielding said weapon is under-equipped.