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(The Smoking Gun)   Guy at Harry Potter Movie: "Engorgio. Spankus monkius." Police: "ARRESTO"   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 89
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2010-11-30 12:31:25 PM  
Nicely played, Smitty!
 
2010-11-30 12:49:58 PM  
..even worse, it was the part where Hermione gets tortured.
 
2010-11-30 01:16:09 PM  
www.nypost.com
 
2010-11-30 01:24:13 PM  
I can see why he was arrested. You should definitely not be disciplining the monkeys for enjoying the festival foods!

www.cnngo.com

/DRTFA
//Or did I?
 
2010-11-30 01:33:12 PM  
is that... is that tom arnold?
 
2010-11-30 02:09:00 PM  
What's bad is that he was doing it to Dobby.
 
2010-11-30 02:25:37 PM  
Best headline I have seen in a while.
 
2010-11-30 02:26:12 PM  
"What kind of a guy exposes himself and touches his genitals during a screening of the new Harry Potter movie?" - My question exactly.
 
2010-11-30 02:27:02 PM  
Accio kleenex!
 
2010-11-30 02:27:31 PM  
UberDave: What's bad is that he was doing it to Dobby.

1.bp.blogspot.com

I kinda like Dobby.
 
2010-11-30 02:27:39 PM  
Guy at Harry Potter Movie: "Engorgio. Spankus monkius." Police: "ARRESTO"

images1.makefive.com
 
2010-11-30 02:28:07 PM  
i remember a thread a few years back when that hermione chick turned 18 and thus became "legal" and the thread was cats posting pics of her with "BONERIFICUS FAPULATIO!", "COMMENCEIUS MASTURBIO", "PENISICUS BEATOFFIO!" spells.

guess you had to be there.
 
2010-11-30 02:28:36 PM  
Nice work subby. I lol'd.
 
2010-11-30 02:28:49 PM  
Dumbass.

He should have used his invisibility cloak.
 
2010-11-30 02:28:50 PM  
images4.fanpop.com

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
 
2010-11-30 02:29:19 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Next year, vacation, go to France-o, Give someone else a freakin' chance-o!
 
2010-11-30 02:29:41 PM  
Hairy Palmer.
 
2010-11-30 02:29:59 PM  
dittybopper: Guy at Harry Potter Movie: "Engorgio. Spankus monkius." Police: "ARRESTO"

God. Damn. You.
 
2010-11-30 02:30:19 PM  
Headline of the year.
 
2010-11-30 02:30:25 PM  
Well, Hermione is legal now. If he was paying attention to the screen and not the seats in front of him.
 
2010-11-30 02:30:33 PM  
...but officer, Hermione is totally hawt
 
2010-11-30 02:31:42 PM  
I guarantee you this was one of those freaks over at 4chan with the ever-popular Hermione fetish.

Also, great headline, subby.
 
2010-11-30 02:32:29 PM  
South Carolina trifecta in play?
 
2010-11-30 02:33:13 PM  
Snargi: Well, Hermione is legal now.


Fapitous Maximus!
 
2010-11-30 02:33:57 PM  
AstroJesus: Headline of the year.

Mother Lover: ...but officer, Hermione is totally hawt

QFT x 2
 
2010-11-30 02:34:11 PM  
Al_Ed: Hairy Palmer.

Hey there. Keep that Horse Under Water.

/nothing's obscure on FARK
 
2010-11-30 02:35:36 PM  
Thanks asshole. I think I'm now in trouble with my boss for laughing at this while he was telling me something "important."

/+1
 
2010-11-30 02:37:06 PM  
Awesome headline, subby. +1
 
2010-11-30 02:37:36 PM  
Somehow, he looks like the kind of guy who would get arrested for masturbating during a harry potter movie.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2010-11-30 02:38:10 PM  
+1 subby
 
2010-11-30 02:38:51 PM  
Bravo! Bravo! Go Subby!
/It's your birthday!
 
2010-11-30 02:39:13 PM  
Wish I'd thought of that - at least I would've been entertained.
 
2010-11-30 02:39:33 PM  
WOW. Chip Foose has really let himself go lately.
 
2010-11-30 02:40:11 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

This guy looks like he's living in a van down by the river.
 
2010-11-30 02:41:21 PM  
great headline subby!
 
2010-11-30 02:42:18 PM  
aagrajag: I guarantee you this was one of those freaks over at 4chan with the ever-popular Hermione fetish.

No reason to go afield for that. Fark is rife with the buggers. Creeps that they are, I never expected one of them to be so dumb and desperate as to whip it out in the theater.
 
2010-11-30 02:43:31 PM  
dykesparty.com
/watson!
//whacksoff
 
2010-11-30 02:43:49 PM  
*blushes*

Golly!

/subby
//can't help myself
 
2010-11-30 02:44:03 PM  
Snargi: Well, Hermione is legal now.

c2.vip-stores.com

ANNO MAXIMUS!
 
2010-11-30 02:44:40 PM  
t1.gstatic.com

was he once involved in a different kind of shooting?
 
2010-11-30 02:46:11 PM  
Ofner got off at the Sea Turtle cinema as his turtle head peeked out of his shell?
 
2010-11-30 02:48:13 PM  
TTIWWP(of how hot Hermoine is).
 
2010-11-30 02:48:55 PM  
swahnhennessy: aagrajag: I guarantee you this was one of those freaks over at 4chan with the ever-popular Hermione fetish.

No reason to go afield for that. Fark is rife with the buggers. Creeps that they are, I never expected one of them to be so dumb and desperate as to whip it out in the theater.


If you can get away with it, why not?

Granted I've never engadged in Spankus monkius in the theater, but I have been on the receiving end of a hornio fellatio a few times.
 
2010-11-30 02:49:00 PM  
media.entertainment.sky.com

Jacket on,
Jack-it off!!
 
2010-11-30 02:50:43 PM  
I just spit ice tea across my monitor. Goddam you Subby.
 
2010-11-30 02:52:12 PM  
Link (new window)

img820.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-30 02:52:38 PM  
Ofner's Salazar was Slytherin while Helga Puffed his Huffles, and in the next room Godric Gryffindor was sticking his Ravenclaw in Rowena.

//The Aristocrats!
 
2010-11-30 02:52:49 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Well, I can see how he might have gotten distracted.

www.tvsquad.com

Especially if he was imagining the enhanced Hermione.

/now, if you'll excuse me, I have to let my dragon out
 
2010-11-30 03:00:59 PM  
The look on his face pretty much personifies "Was I not supposed to do that? Was that wrong?"
 
2010-11-30 03:04:24 PM  
Can someone with teh skills PS this mugshot into the "Are you a wizard?" thing?
 
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