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2010-11-30 09:32:46 AM  
"MOM?!"
 
2010-11-30 09:41:37 AM  
Ah yes, the early days of rotten and stileproject...

/RIP SLAYERSWINE
 
2010-11-30 11:53:34 AM  
I want to know what he was looking at.
 
2010-11-30 12:51:59 PM  
SushiJoe: I want to know what he was looking at.

Me too.
 
2010-11-30 12:52:23 PM  
SushiJoe: I want to know what he was looking at.

This

Kid looks like a chimp hypnotized by bananas. No awareness of anything around him for the whole of that video. Whatever he was watching triggered primal action in a 5-7 year old kid. I want to know what it was!
 
2010-11-30 12:58:36 PM  
felixecho: SushiJoe: I want to know what he was looking at.

Me too.



This
(new window)
 
2010-11-30 01:08:13 PM  
I am betting:

Link (new window)
 
2010-11-30 01:14:22 PM  
im-12-years-old-and-what-is-this.jpg
 
2010-11-30 01:45:31 PM  
bump: Ah yes, the early days of rotten and stileproject...

/RIP SLAYERSWINE


Wow, I had forgotten all about Stileproject.
 
2010-11-30 01:50:12 PM  
Yeah, I remember my first visit to 4Chan.

/still in therapy.
 
2010-11-30 02:00:51 PM  
Hmmm, I was expecting to hear a loud scream and see the kid jump 20 feet in the air.
 
2010-11-30 02:02:33 PM  
The kid just heard some Bill Hicks and has just had his third eye squeeged pretty clean.
 
2010-11-30 02:10:42 PM  
pudding7: bump: Ah yes, the early days of rotten and stileproject...

/RIP SLAYERSWINE

Wow, I had forgotten all about Stileproject.


I just recently rediscovered it while trawling for porn. Site got a face-lift and has a lot more porn but it's as disgusting as ever. Don't pause.
 
2010-11-30 02:21:10 PM  
Thought it was going to be 2girls1cup.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.
 
2010-11-30 02:39:51 PM  
Tommy Moo: Thought it was going to be 2girls1cup.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.


JC Penny catalog.
 
2010-11-30 02:53:17 PM  
Aardvark Inc.: The kid just heard some Bill Hicks and has just had his third eye squeeged pretty clean.

You's have to 7 years old to be shocked by Bill Hicks. Pretty sure his target audience is 13.
 
2010-11-30 03:07:44 PM  
kruppz: Aardvark Inc.: The kid just heard some Bill Hicks and has just had his third eye squeeged pretty clean.

You's have to 7 years old to be shocked by Bill Hicks. Pretty sure his target audience is 13.


www.toonpool.com
 
2010-11-30 03:35:40 PM  
I am sure laughing at him wont screw him up forever.
 
2010-11-30 03:42:50 PM  
Lame video is lame.
 
2010-11-30 03:49:57 PM  
 
2010-11-30 03:51:39 PM  
Tommy Moo: Thought it was going to be 2girls1cup.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.


Dang, hustle award for you.

It's amazing what we could use back in the day, it really is. Kids these days have no imaginations.
 
2010-11-30 03:51:47 PM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: im-12-years-old-and-what-is-this.jpg

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-30 03:59:11 PM  
Clearly it was this (new window)
 
2010-11-30 04:16:21 PM  
Forgot about this one. (Don't let anyone catch you watching this)
 
2010-11-30 04:19:43 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi% 2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4591437&feature=player_embedded
 
2010-11-30 04:20:44 PM  
Tommy Moo: Thought it was going to be 2girls1cup.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.


They'll never know the giddy thrill of watching scrambled porn in black&white with the big stripe down the middle.
 
2010-11-30 04:38:11 PM  
my innocence was left somewhere on the old steakandcheese.com servers...

somewhere between the russian guy getting beheaded in the woods and aurora snow extreme deepthroat
 
2010-11-30 04:38:51 PM  
Tommy Moo:
And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find.


For a lot of teenagers, it was woods porn: Link (new window)
 
2010-11-30 04:40:03 PM  
 
2010-11-30 05:32:45 PM  
www.hippyneil.co.uk
 
2010-11-30 06:11:41 PM  
Airfoilsguy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi % 2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4591437&feature=player_embedded


You're really not a very good linker.
 
2010-11-30 06:25:15 PM  
Tommy Moo: Thought it was going to be 2girls1cup.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.


I finangled mom into getting Cinemax when I was 15. Till then it had been a few shows on TV that might show a bunch of cleavage or late night on the local fox Saturday Night. Oh and Mom's Harlequin Romance novels. FYI, the sex starts around page 130 roughly in every book. Some books were better then others.

/essence of his manhood
//soul of her being
///womanliness
 
2010-11-30 06:27:10 PM  
dj42: Airfoilsguy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi % 2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4591437&feature=player_embedded


You're really not a very good linker.



Site refused to link it for some reason.
 
2010-11-30 06:39:25 PM  
Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and Mom's Harlequin Romance novels. FYI, the sex starts around page 130 roughly in every book. Some books were better then others.

/essence of his manhood
//soul of her being
///womanliness



/rigid member
//mons venus
///petite mort
 
2010-11-30 06:39:58 PM  
Tommy Moo: Thought it was going to be 2girls1cup.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.


You said it. Why back in my day . . .

i4.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-30 06:54:44 PM  
chewielouie:
You said it. Why back in my day . . .


Classic. And whenever the channel lineup changed, the cable company would ship you a new sticker with all the logos on it!

For you kids on FARK, that dial on the right of that pic was your ticket to scrambled, miscolored, but still strangely effective porn.

/I saw a nipple!
 
2010-11-30 07:27:47 PM  
fark the internet!


/he said on the internet
 
2010-11-30 08:46:48 PM  
I lost my innocence the old fashioned way before the internet existed. I discovered the little instruction sheet that comes in boxes of tampons under the bathroom sink.
 
2010-11-30 09:13:06 PM  
I lost my innocence to scrambled Playboy channel back in the 80s. I know I was far from the only one. Hey. This was pre internet. We had to work with what we had.
 
2010-11-30 09:14:22 PM  
So, who is going to be the first person to start split screening the kid in the video with whatever they think he's watching?

/I would, but I lack the talent.
//and any imagination.
///or skill.
 
2010-11-30 09:21:23 PM  
I'm guessing Zombo.com.
 
2010-11-30 09:41:53 PM  
chewielouie:

You said it. Why back in my day . . .


I was at a Comcast office last year and they had some of those on the shelf.
 
2010-11-30 09:48:07 PM  
That link was crap. Kid watching some unknown video while a bunch of idiots laugh.

Here are screenshots from an unfortunate girl who recorded herself watching 2girls1cup and posted it to youtube:

i52.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-30 09:59:48 PM  
Local Man: chewielouie:
You said it. Why back in my day . . .

Classic. And whenever the channel lineup changed, the cable company would ship you a new sticker with all the logos on it!

For you kids on FARK, that dial on the right of that pic was your ticket to scrambled, miscolored, but still strangely effective porn.

/I saw a nipple!


Oh man...I remember hovering over the Spice channel, all quiet and whatnot...one time at like 5 in the morning when it was supposed to flip back over to VH1 or whatever the hell it was during the day, it actually went clear for a whole split second. I saw nipples and butts and all kinds of unmentionables!

/csb etc.
 
2010-11-30 10:16:25 PM  
Scrambled hardcore porn on TMN and the age-old tradition of woods-porn for me. I still remember that Penthouse centerfold.
 
2010-11-30 10:34:26 PM  
nope. Not clicking on a single link in this thread.
 
2010-11-30 10:39:09 PM  
Railway sidings. Doesn't count as losing internet innocence, but still: railway sidings.
 
2010-12-01 12:01:57 AM  
Airfoilsguy: dj42: Airfoilsguy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcg i % 2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4591437&feature=player_embedded



Just that part would be simplest. Plus notice the spaces that are inserted automatically to break up long strings. They screw it up.
 
2010-12-01 12:17:07 AM  
It was in the mid 90's when I lost my innertubes innocence.

Some web site that had posted pics of a couple who had killed her husband and then played with and had sex with and around the body.

they got caught because they took pics and took them to the walgreens to get developed.

ohman that was a bad night for me. I had to shut off the computer and go drive around in the Wisconsin winter night for a couple hours.

15 years later and I can still see those pics in my head.
 
2010-12-01 12:37:36 AM  
I remember having a black box with free playboy channel on it. I thought I was the luckiest kid alive until I realized it switched to hardcore from midnight to 6 AM. Seeing penetration for the first time....buckets were shed. I wish I remembered the actresses name so I could nostalgia. *sigh*
 
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