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(Yahoo)   Chiefs fan falls from the top deck of Arrowhead stadium to the bottom deck, doesn't have serious injuries   (dailynews.yahoo.com ) divider line 58
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2001-10-15 12:15:41 AM  
We're tough bastards here in the Midwest. We'd have to be to put up with the Chiefs.
 
2001-10-15 12:17:16 AM  
Hell... I woulda jumped too... Hard enough to deal with the royals.. but add the chiefs and i'd be dead...
 
2001-10-15 12:17:21 AM  
The game wasn't that bad was it? Woohoo - go Priest Holmes
 
2001-10-15 12:20:43 AM  
Behold the healing power of 15 $6 beers
 
2001-10-15 12:20:44 AM  
Alcohol does amazing things to the body, I fell 10 feet off a railing while super pissy drunk, and landed right on my back, no injuries either. When you get drunk I think the body is more relaxed during a fall, and there is less chance of injury. Kind of like when a cat relaxes its joints and is able to survive a 20 story drop. Or maybe Im just drunk right now.
 
2001-10-15 12:23:43 AM  
Speaking from St.Louis and as a Rams fan: Ha ha.
 
2001-10-15 12:25:07 AM  
*insert Goofy falling yell here*
 
2001-10-15 12:25:27 AM  
Wow, I would have expected this to have happened to a Raiders fan!
 
2001-10-15 12:27:09 AM  
hey.. we are built to withstand pain. How else can you explain it?
 
2001-10-15 12:34:34 AM  
Actually, I would have expected a Raider fan to throw someone from the upper deck. After pissing on a Miami fan and stabbing a Charger fan, throwing someone from the upper deck is the next logical step I would think.
 
2001-10-15 12:35:32 AM  
It says the guy blacked out and began rolling over the people in front of him...How the hell do you do that? Sounds like something you'd do at a DRI concert.
 
2001-10-15 12:37:09 AM  
SmokinJoe, I say we should have an experiment and see just how high a cat can fall and still survive. All in the name of science, of course. We can use my roommate's cat.
 
2001-10-15 12:38:22 AM  
If this happened during a Chiefs game can you imagine what is going to happen tomorrow night between Dallas and Washington?
 
2001-10-15 12:41:30 AM  
Crygirls fan: YOUR TEAM SUCKS
Foreskins fan: YOUR TEAM SUCKS!
Crygirl and Foreskin fan: YOUR RIGHT! *has orgy in stands*
 
2001-10-15 12:41:38 AM  
I hope no-one falls tomorrow night. There ain't gonna be enough people in the stands to break his fall. Oh well, one of em is gonna get the bragging rights of "We suck less than you!!! Go us!!"
 
2001-10-15 12:42:33 AM  
A cat can be dropped from any height and land fine. There isn't enough weight for the cat to make any real speed to earth ratio. Also cats tend to fan out and increase they're horizontal mass thus slowing them down like a parachute.
 
2001-10-15 12:43:08 AM  
Boilerguy: They'll be leaping to their deaths tomorrow. Vegas has already set the over/under body count at 12,000. I'm in for $5.00.
 
2001-10-15 12:45:25 AM  
Here's a riddle.

Q: What is the slowest falling thing in the known world?

A: My wife's tits. They've been falling for 13 years and are still going.
 
2001-10-15 12:46:59 AM  
Peeler: I know, they are pretty bad! What's the deal?
 
2001-10-15 12:47:50 AM  
I was thinking more along the lines of Gary colemans testicles...
 
2001-10-15 12:53:44 AM  
Grrr: What chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Don't drink any Kool-Aid at Texas Stadium tomorrow!
 
2001-10-15 12:55:38 AM  
Hey, is that you under there Wolfanoz????
 
2001-10-15 12:55:41 AM  
Bigpeeler-yeah, they look like wet socks with rocks in em.
 
2001-10-15 12:58:06 AM  
Good thing she didn't have a tatoo of a butterfly on her chest Bigpeeler. Those cute tatoos end up looking like Rodan after a few years :)
 
2001-10-15 12:58:11 AM  
Grrr123- So maybe the experiment should consist of seeing how much weight needs to be tied to the cat's tail.
 
2001-10-15 01:03:44 AM  
Was it Dick Vermeil? Probably wondering why he ever left the Rams to joing this hopeless franchise.
 
2001-10-15 01:04:36 AM  
Peeler: mmmffffff HRRRMMMMFFFFF!!
 
2001-10-15 01:07:31 AM  
Dick Vermeil sounds like a painful type of surgery... right along with Dick Schaap
 
2001-10-15 01:09:26 AM  
Yes that would be more scientific.
 
2001-10-15 01:13:21 AM  
woa, fat guy rolling over people. What I'd pay to see that...
 
2001-10-15 01:16:58 AM  
Peatluke, Maybe Dick Vermeil is something you do to eliminate Dick Trickle.
 
2001-10-15 01:17:25 AM  
I mean Wolfanoz
 
2001-10-15 01:19:18 AM  
Hurtcow: We have a local newscaster here that goes by the name Rod Wood. I laugh like a schoolgirl when he mentions his name everytime.
 
2001-10-15 01:22:23 AM  
Here in St.Louis, we have a sportscaster by the name of Huge Throbbing Cock.


OK. We don't. But could you imagine???
 
2001-10-15 01:24:34 AM  
It would be funny if his co-anchors name was Sharon Peters.
 
2001-10-15 01:27:42 AM  
Well on a slightly unrelated note, my divorce attorney's name was "Sue Reimer" (prounounced "reamer")
 
2001-10-15 01:33:23 AM  
Biggus Dickus? What?
 
2001-10-15 01:39:54 AM  
skins fan here... however i think i hate the skins moe than i hate dallas. i'd like to see them go 0-16, dan snyder caught with a young male prostitue, and the hogettes going at it. ok, maybe not that last thing...

anyway i've got no love for danny boy and his pile of cash. free agents are farking up the game- dan is uberfan, however hiring guns to win a ring isn't the way to do things. only makes matter worse.

i'd kill to have mosley, theismann, riggins, jacoby, monk.... all the FOOTBALL PLAYERS back on the field. ahh, those were the good old days. and back then i didn't have to pay rent or wash my clothes, or cook farked up stouffers for dinner.

mom? you there? HELP! SEND MONEY AND HOME COOKED FOODS!
 
2001-10-15 01:44:17 AM  
[Lucky Bastard]
 
2001-10-15 02:05:50 AM  
Peeler: I just submitted a shiatload of pictures. Hopefully one will come through.
 
2001-10-15 02:15:02 AM  
Peeler: I'm telling your wife what you said about her rack. You're in big trouble, Mister.
 
2001-10-15 02:18:23 AM  
Look for many similar "accidents" in FedEx Stadium this year...the only way out for some Foreskins fans.
 
2001-10-15 02:18:59 AM  
Kady: Wow...where ya been? Still waiting for the Emmys? :-D
 
2001-10-15 02:25:40 AM  
Kady, I missed you girl. You always make me smile!!!

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2001-10-15 02:27:03 AM  
fedex stadium is nice, however the farking colors SUCK!

i understand name and logo placement, however that stadium's buntings are HORRIBLE! if i were the pr/advert man in charge of that debacle i'd be applying... at... well... uhh... ok i'd just keep my job.
 
2001-10-15 02:30:23 AM  
Wolfanoz: I went out for the weekend. No Emmy's. Saturday was Girls' Night Out, so I wasn't at home in front of my computer. I sent you an email a few days ago. Did you get it?

BigDaddy: Thanks. I missed you, too. You should have come out with me this weekend. After, of course, you have a dentist check out those teeth of yours. I wouldn't have wanted my date to be flashing a watermelon smile. I refuse to be outdone.
 
2001-10-15 02:31:59 AM  
Thats a big negativo on the e-mail Kady my lady.
 
2001-10-15 02:33:15 AM  
Wolfanoz: I think I saved a copy, so I will resend right now. Wonder what happened?
 
2001-10-15 02:35:02 AM  
Kady: probably the damn e-mail gremlins sending e-mails in attachments ;-)
 
2001-10-15 04:04:02 AM  
GO GIANTS
 
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