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Snarfangel
2010-11-29 12:32:23 AM
He was just trying to sea himself.
 
Solty Dog [TotalFark]
2010-11-29 01:05:36 AM
Obviously be did it on porpoise.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2010-11-29 02:35:06 AM
He was probably trying to commit suicide.
 
zulius [TotalFark]
2010-11-29 02:36:50 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: He was probably trying to commit suicide.

That's the bass you can do?
 
Bennie Crabtree
2010-11-29 02:37:55 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: He was probably trying to commit suicide.

But kelp is on the way!
 
illannoyin
2010-11-29 02:38:11 AM
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

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jingks
2010-11-29 02:39:13 AM
He was hungry and heard about all the sandwiches there?
 
gregscott
2010-11-29 02:40:38 AM
Following GPS? DNRTA
 
Gothnet
2010-11-29 02:40:50 AM
Let's hope there's a ray of light and he finds a bream to cling to so that he doesn't do something he regrets for the wrass of his life.

Perhaps he needs to find a new relationship with Cod.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-29 02:47:38 AM
"We were fools and now we were driving to our deaths in a rental car. Janet Jackson was tinkling from the speakers, asking what we had done for her as of late."

- Dave Eggers

\Fun Fact: Janet Jackson's music was responsible for 25,000 injuries and 3,500 fatalities in 2006.
 
illannoyin
2010-11-29 02:52:20 AM
Gothnet: Let's hope there's a ray of light and he finds a bream to cling to so that he doesn't do something he regrets for the wrass of his life.

Perhaps he needs to find a new relationship with Cod.

There's abalone one thing that can save his sole now.

Link

/Put it on my brill
 
Sun God
2010-11-29 03:02:25 AM
I'll bet Jessica Albatross distracted him.
 
Hilary T. N. Seuss
2010-11-29 03:12:46 AM
I was driving in downtown Atlantis, my barracuda was in the shop.
So I was in a rented stingray, and it was overheating.

So I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"
 
zulius [TotalFark]
2010-11-29 04:08:11 AM
Hilary T. N. Seuss: "Fix the damn thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"
*Snert*
 
farkinawsome
2010-11-29 06:37:35 AM
his friends thought he needed to seek help and he thought they said sea kelp.
 
Mad-n-FL
2010-11-29 07:02:00 AM
Was it a white Lotus Esprit??
 
SordidEuphemism
2010-11-29 07:48:00 AM
Hilary T. N. Seuss: I was driving in downtown Atlantis...
I like screwing with nosy eavesdroppers in airports with that monologue. =)
 
jaymanchu
2010-11-29 07:54:37 AM
I love getting my local news from Fark!
 
thenooch
2010-11-29 09:01:53 AM
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/person of interest
 
wolf_in_cheapclothing
2010-11-29 11:19:13 AM
Mad-n-FL: Was it a white Lotus Esprit??

Nope, it was a Chrysler he about to set sail.
 
SideOfBacon
2010-11-29 01:21:48 PM
perhaps the go-go gadget car-to-boat converter malfunctioned?

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