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(Reuters)   Escaped monkey gets munchies, stops in pizzeria and vandalizes women's bathroom despite offers of salad and rolls   ( divider line
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2003-07-03 09:33:19 AM  
poop throwing reference in 5...4....3...
2003-07-03 10:05:36 AM  
Maybe they should spank the monkey...
2003-07-03 10:14:35 AM  
Sounds like Furious George is at it again....
2003-07-03 12:24:59 PM  
Mr. Peepers should be shot.
2003-07-03 01:48:14 PM  
It was Lancelot Link and he was on a secret mission.

My God I'm old...
2003-07-03 04:02:09 PM was Cheetah from Daktari
2003-07-03 04:03:38 PM  
I'm surprised they did not "Shock the Monkey".lifts pinky to mouth
2003-07-03 04:05:47 PM  
yeah i guess she's better than staring at some shirtless guy for the whole day. rock on a_babygirl!
2003-07-03 04:06:36 PM  
I think it was very nice of them to feed it Monkey Rolls.
2003-07-03 04:06:55 PM  
I bet they go easier on the monkey than on me when I did the exact same thing.
2003-07-03 04:07:26 PM  
it was Chim-Chim!

/even older than bump
2003-07-03 04:07:38 PM  
Did they try an entree?
You shouldn't be cheap with a crazed monkey.
2003-07-03 04:08:04 PM  
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2003-07-03 04:08:11 PM  
Monkeypox and now this? It is time to do something about these damn dirty apes before they take over the world and enslave us all!!! Aieeeeeeeee!!!!

/ajusting tinfoil hat
2003-07-03 04:08:19 PM  
last time i tore up a girls bathroom she was pissed.
2003-07-03 04:08:25 PM  
"Touch my monkey!"

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Eerr...maybe not.
2003-07-03 04:08:27 PM  
would you like to touch my monkey?
2003-07-03 04:08:31 PM  
sim sim salabim?
2003-07-03 04:09:46 PM  
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2003-07-03 04:09:47 PM  
"I've been eating bananas, meal, and my own poop in that place and you offer me salad!?!"
2003-07-03 04:09:53 PM  
*High fivesringersol for simul-post. ;)
2003-07-03 04:11:01 PM  
Sorry, that pic could have used Prof Frink's "debigulator"

2003-07-03 04:11:16 PM  
sagt die zauberworter:
"sim salabim bamba saladu saladim"

auf zweihundert grad fur funfzehn minuten backen
2003-07-03 04:11:26 PM  
2003-07-03 10:14:35 AM Assistant_Madman Almost spit my water--HILARIOUS!!!
2003-07-03 04:12:07 PM  
"Lala toss salad!"
2003-07-03 04:12:11 PM  
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2003-07-03 04:12:23 PM  
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2003-07-03 04:14:47 PM  
Just think of the hilarity that would have ensued if this monkey had four asses.

Berlin would never be the same...
2003-07-03 04:14:49 PM  
What's Krusty's monkey's name?
2003-07-03 04:15:31 PM  
Oops... too much UBB/PHPBB I guess.

I suck... just ignore me.
2003-07-03 04:18:04 PM  
Damn dirty apes!
2003-07-03 04:18:19 PM  
Wow, I just went to that glassfantasy link on Fark because I thought it was bongs and stuff, well it turns out they're dildos... DILDOS.... DILDOS

I'm weeping.
2003-07-03 04:18:26 PM  
Mr. Teeny I think
2003-07-03 04:19:26 PM  
Yup. Mr. Teeny
2003-07-03 04:21:11 PM  
Mr. Chimpo?
2003-07-03 04:21:55 PM  
Dude , that's one funky monkey.
2003-07-03 04:22:06 PM  
Smookyfufu: I'm weeping

Perhaps you should've ordered a smaller size?
2003-07-03 04:23:05 PM  
A dildo bong! Oh the possibilities!
2003-07-03 04:23:38 PM  
He was lucky it was a pizzeria and not a Chinese restaurant - he would have woke up ass deep in the hot & sour soup...
2003-07-03 04:24:29 PM  
What's that quote from this scene? Something like,
"Son why are you Jay leno and a monkey bathing a clown?"
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2003-07-03 04:24:47 PM  
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Mr Teeny
2003-07-03 04:26:13 PM  
Well, boys and girls, It's been a great day here in Farkland. Time to button up and head home. All of you have a killer 4th o' July weekend and I'll see ya on Monday.
2003-07-03 04:26:20 PM  
But Lala broke a vase on the window, then tossed all the paper towels into the sink and turned on the tap, flooding both toilets, the kitchen, and part of dining room.

Are they sure this was a monkey and not a two-year old?
2003-07-03 04:26:48 PM  
I think Homer walks in and starts to take a wiz and turns and says, "Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you Jay...(see above.)
2003-07-03 04:28:44 PM  
tr!pps: Perhaps you should've ordered a smaller size?

Best.. reply.. ever..
2003-07-03 04:29:08 PM  
Yea, I'm out of work early too. I'm going to explode this woman. Later.
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2003-07-03 04:29:11 PM  
2003-07-03 04:29:48 PM  
it's infected! we have to kill her urgf...
2003-07-03 04:32:28 PM  
moonman, here's one c/o

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2003-07-03 04:32:53 PM  
in related news:


Thu Jul 3, 8:39 AM ET
DisAssociated Press

The trainers and adopted 'parents' of the rampaging monkey that terrorized a Berlin pizzeria earlier this morning have filed suit against several media companies.

'What many people don't realize is that the simian psyche is just as fragile as the average colorado high school student,' explains trainer Jane Doe.

'It's only a matter of time until things like this happen when they're exposed to primate hijinx so many times through our shenanigan-laden books, and movies. By the time they're age 3 they have seen more than 4000 banana peels placed intentionally to cause bodily harm. By age 5 they've seen more than $1 million dollars in simulated damage perpetrated by their rampaging cousins. Movies like 'Congo' and 'King Kong' don't help either.'

The suit names an array of media outlets, such as: Congo author Michael Crichton, the makers and distributors of 1933's King Kong, and the publishers of the Curious George series of books.
Creators of the popular video game franchise 'Super Monkey Ball' are also named in the one billiongazillion dollar suit.
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