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(Yahoo)   Naked German goes for a stroll   ( divider line
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10368 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jul 2003 at 1:09 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-03 08:42:49 AM  
There once was a man from Berlin....
2003-07-03 09:14:25 AM  
Who couldn't let himself in...
2003-07-03 09:40:13 AM  
He garnered a slicker...
2003-07-03 09:48:59 AM  
And knew how to bicker
2003-07-03 10:06:42 AM  
I forget how the rest goes but you're mother's a whore.
2003-07-03 11:45:37 AM  
Funniest limerick I've ever read...
2003-07-03 11:54:27 AM  
Going in my profile.... great job guys. Your names are now plastered in the most.viewed.profile.ever.

(no, not really.)
2003-07-03 01:13:09 PM  
(golf clap)
2003-07-03 01:13:42 PM  
Nice job, guys. Hilarious.

However, the article leaves one question. Was it big? You know, IT.
2003-07-03 01:13:55 PM  
2003-07-03 01:14:42 PM  
I declare shenanigans!
2003-07-03 01:14:53 PM  

2003-07-03 01:15:24 PM  
This guy just lived my worst fear...

What, aren't you all afraid of being awoken by traffic?

2003-07-03 01:15:48 PM  
Hilarious!! Kudos
2003-07-03 01:20:38 PM  
That was quality but did you really have to shell out on 5 TF subscriptions just to convince us they're not alternate logins?
2003-07-03 01:21:43 PM  
I will have to remember the old "sleepwalking excuse" the next time I get caught running around nude in public...
2003-07-03 01:22:38 PM  
He realized he left his housekeys at home...

In his pants!

2003-07-03 01:25:25 PM  
MyrnaMinkoff: Do you mean his penis?
2003-07-03 01:25:26 PM  
Best. Limerick. Evar!
2003-07-03 01:26:19 PM  
I'm beginning to think we need a "Germany" tag
2003-07-03 01:26:34 PM  
I am the man from Nantucket

2003-07-03 01:27:50 PM  
They gave him a raincoat? So they essentially took a naked guy and dressed him up like a flasher.
2003-07-03 01:28:43 PM  
I hope it was a full length rain coat
2003-07-03 01:28:48 PM  
I don't believe any of these "Oddly Enough" stories. Ever since that phony story about the fat woman getting stuck to an airplane toilet, I view all of these as hoaxes.
2003-07-03 01:31:27 PM  
I was going to declare this the weakest story of the week, but it's hard to do that now that I've seen the limerick.
I guess there really is a method to the madness around here sometimes.
2003-07-03 01:33:05 PM  
bass555, no, I mean IT. I just like saying "it" with that inflection. But I really mean his belly button.

Does anyone else think that the tags on this article and the article below it should be switched?
2003-07-03 01:33:44 PM  
Homer: Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.

Bart: And?

Homer: Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.
2003-07-03 01:36:51 PM  
One thing to remember: The beer over there is pretty good.
2003-07-03 01:37:05 PM  
That limerick was so good it deserves its own story. Suck it Trebek.
2003-07-03 01:50:05 PM  
What else is new?
2003-07-03 01:56:51 PM  
There once was a man from Berlin
Who couldn't let himself in
He had waken up bare-assed
Told a story, pure bullshat
Now his balls are slapping your chin
2003-07-03 01:58:36 PM  
This was the same strategy the Germans used against the French and Polish.
2003-07-03 01:59:04 PM  
I fell asleep half way through this long article...could someone tell me how it ends?

2003-07-03 01:59:54 PM  
He's lucky he wasn't anal know those crazy Germans.
2003-07-03 02:01:15 PM  
Just got back from lunch.....Maui, that was the funniest shiat I have read in weeks. I am still laughing.
2003-07-03 02:03:12 PM  
I sleep-walked into my neighbor's studio apartment one time. I was stark naked, got out of bed, walked across the hall, and straight into their one-room apt. It is easily the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to me. The guy nearly killed me. Physically.
2003-07-03 02:07:32 PM  
So what's this penis mightier you're selling?
2003-07-03 02:11:54 PM  
I haven't RTFA because it isn't news. If Germans started putting clothes on before doing a normal, everyday activity, then it would be news. However, that class lymeric has justified the submission. Keep up the good work chaps.
2003-07-03 02:12:37 PM  
Touch my monkey! TOUCH IT!!
2003-07-03 02:20:45 PM  
No pictures.

Thank whoever's up there.
2003-07-03 02:37:30 PM  
Would you like to touch my German soldier?
2003-07-03 02:39:29 PM  
One of my old roomates had a girlfriend that would sleepwalk. She would wander around our apartment buck naked. On occasion she would crawl into my bed by accident. First few times roomy freaked. When he realized she really did sleep walk it became funny. But one night roomy was very drunk, sleepwalking GF provided me with a nice surprise handy in the middle of the night.
2003-07-03 02:40:13 PM  
What they didn't tell you is that it was one of those transparent plastic raincoats. Those Germans. Mein Gott.
2003-07-03 03:35:10 PM  
What, no schwanschtuker?
2003-07-03 04:38:52 PM  
Has anyone else noticed that if your link doesn't have "naked man masturbating" somewhere in it, it doesn't get posted?
2003-07-03 05:12:38 PM  
I can understand not having his keys being nekkid and all, but where did he get the coin for the phone??
2003-07-03 05:23:55 PM  
Oh maui what an ending. And yes if you too become a tfer you could have chances to make limericks jsut like that one!
/hello drew :)
2003-07-03 05:32:33 PM  
oh yes, being from germany has always proven to be somewhat special. thanks guys :-))

just come over here and have fun. it's not just bollocks running around naked. girls here are topless on any occasion. believe me.

btw, it's love parade on july, 12th. go there and see some nice boobs ;-)
2003-07-03 07:35:58 PM  
Just don't mention the war.
2003-07-03 07:54:55 PM​germany_ sleepwalker_dc&e=4

same story, also from yahoo, but different headline:

Everyone's Worst Nightmare
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