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(NYPost)   Mariah Carey won't go to her gynecologist if anyone's in the waiting room   ( divider line
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2003-07-03 05:42:04 AM  
Next time she pulls this, she should pretend to do what she normally does and clear the place out and hide them someplace close. Then when Mariah gets in there, strap her in and bring everyone in for a little peepshow session.
2003-07-03 05:46:53 AM  
So, any female farkers in that area, schedule about fifteen appointments for random things every month. Fark that ho.
2003-07-03 06:46:08 AM  
seriously could use a little therapy......
2003-07-03 09:08:42 AM  
Hmm, odd. Maybe she stinks up the place when she spreads.
2003-07-03 09:18:31 AM  
Her poor doctor must be incredibly patience, particularly with potential of lost revenue. When I go with my wife for her visits, the office is always full.

"'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?"
2003-07-03 09:36:49 AM  
No doubt the poor OBGYN has to use a hazmat suit. No doubt he's sworn off sushiatoo.
2003-07-03 09:40:25 AM  
Sushiatoo, sushiatoo,
Tubby-Little-Cubby all stuffed w/ smeg,
She's sushiatoo, sushiatoo, willy nilly silly old skank

[/damn filter]
2003-07-03 09:46:39 AM  
She wants free movement in her "Waiting-Womb". Thank you, I'll be here all week....tip your waitresses.
2003-07-03 10:18:15 AM  
Man, I wasn't even aware that that skank was still around.
2003-07-03 10:57:01 AM  
apparantly, Jennifer Lopez (yes, i know she goes by that idiotic other name now) must have been stealing her spot light, she just needed to remind everyone that she is an uptight atttention whore snob
2003-07-03 11:17:44 AM  
DAMN Cola!!!! But you may have a point...

2003-07-03 11:18:30 AM  
2003-07-03 11:56:56 AM  
I'm not a gynecologist, but I play one in my toolshed.
2003-07-03 12:13:38 PM  
She has money, why not have doctor do housecalls?. Sheesh.

I'm not a gynecologist, but I play one in my toolshed.

Yeah, my doc works out of the back of a van in the alley. But there's always some Ripple or Mad Dog available for rereshments while I'm waiting, so it's not so bad.
2003-07-03 12:20:42 PM  
Being an OBGYN is a dangerous job. Courtney Loves' gyno forgot his 2x4 and fell in.
2003-07-03 12:21:21 PM  
Candypants if your doc's ever out of town give me a call. I have 2 for 1 Fridays and only use the finest Craftsman tools.
2003-07-03 12:25:38 PM  
The doctors can sell 'em on eBay afterwards.
2003-07-03 12:26:21 PM  
The doctors can sell 'em on eBay afterwards.

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2003-07-03 12:29:16 PM  
Hmmmm, does "HTML enabled, except for images" mean that you can't post images to this thread?

Is this New Improved Fark?
2003-07-03 01:29:17 PM  
A woman goes to see a gyno for her annual exam. This is her first exam with a new doctor so she is a bit nervous.

She gets all situated when the doctor informs her that he wants to numb her for the examination. She expresses surprise at this, but after some reassurance, she agrees. The doctor then puts his face in her crotch saying, "num num num num"
2003-07-03 02:35:36 PM  
Hehe, no images. Admin/Mods are letting the software work for them. Imagine all of the fun NSFW stuff that would have to be manually modded out in thread about Gyno stuff. Now they don't have to; smart!

As for Mariah...she's an entertainer who doesn't entertain me.
2003-07-03 03:14:21 PM  
it is my opinion that the STUPID tag should refer to the fact that this was even posted, not the event being described in the article.
2003-07-03 03:14:49 PM  

great ref
2003-07-03 03:14:57 PM  
She's shy about her Gyno visits because...

[link to picture of Austin Powers]

2003-07-03 03:16:10 PM  
Mariah Carey has elevated being a bimbo to an art form.
2003-07-03 03:16:55 PM  
I would be SERIOUSLY afraid of what lurks "down there" on Mariah. I feel very sorry for her gynecologist....

...although sadly I would still hit it - but I would definitely double-bag it!!!
2003-07-03 03:20:20 PM  
I wouldn't go either if Mariah was in the waiting room.
2003-07-03 03:20:25 PM  
Christ that pooty must stink.
2003-07-03 03:20:33 PM  
I have obtained a picture from her last visit. Hope this isn't too NSFW.

I bet it looks like a beat up catchers mitt.
2003-07-03 03:20:52 PM  
...although sadly I would still hit it - but I would definitely double-bag it

Definetly. One for her and one for you just in case hers falls off.
2003-07-03 03:20:54 PM  
I wonder why...
2003-07-03 03:20:56 PM  
Why does ANYBODY care? Where are the fun articles?

I submitted a few, and I am sure not everybody on fark is having THIS bad a day.
2003-07-03 03:21:07 PM  
extra cheese on that taco..... that's just too funny...
2003-07-03 03:21:40 PM  
Try again...
2003-07-03 03:22:11 PM  
I don't blame her.

Lord knows that if I saw her get called in, I'd bring a camera and barge into her examination room and snap a few shots of her tang.

There's big bucks in that sort of stuff.
2003-07-03 03:22:23 PM  
Maybe she's hiding a dick.
2003-07-03 03:22:23 PM  
Like women about to get the cold speculum want to chat with a psycho diva anyway?
2003-07-03 03:22:47 PM  
Does this remind anyone of Michael Jackson renting a store for an afternoon to shop alone?

2003-07-03 03:22:55 PM  
I'd hit that crazy stuff.
2003-07-03 03:23:57 PM  
2003-07-03 03:23:58 PM  
She doesn't want anyone to know she has a dick.
2003-07-03 03:24:13 PM  
Wait I'm confused...

The waiting room for the dr's office or the one for her crotch?
2003-07-03 03:24:38 PM  
If I was the doc, I'd charge her for all the canceled appointments and enjoy the 1/2 a day off.

That's what the rich are for is to take advantage of.....
2003-07-03 03:24:42 PM  
Who smells worse Miriah or Christina? GUess you would have to ask Jeter.
2003-07-03 03:24:48 PM  
2003-07-03 03:25:35 PM  
Catcher's mitt, Falloutboy? Naw.

It probably looks like a bunch of sliced roast beef thats been sitting too long in the sun.
2003-07-03 03:25:35 PM  
Hmmmmm.....something fishy about this article....
2003-07-03 03:26:21 PM  
I bet Ben Affleck does the same thing when he goes to his dick Doctor.
2003-07-03 03:26:26 PM  
Maybe she gets orgasmic, and doesn't want the other patients to hear here cries of ecstasy.
2003-07-03 03:26:30 PM  
What a stupid whore.
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