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		Massive search underway for hot college chick. With very bendy pic (dailymail.co.uk)		109
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Mugato		2010-11-25 09:00:44 AM

Where the white woman at?

fudgefactor7		2010-11-25 10:51:12 AM

She's been kidnapped, within 48 hours the odds of finding her alive drop to near zero, statistically speaking.

Sad, but true. I bet she's in someones "pain cave" now, and that's the last thing she'll see.

NorthBot		2010-11-25 10:51:31 AM

I know how this one ends =x

Brandy Snifter Asterix		2010-11-25 10:54:21 AM

i am truley sory for your lost

s2s2s2		2010-11-25 10:54:39 AM

Dobby has a sister?

strapp3r		2010-11-25 10:55:06 AM

uggh

ComicBookGuy		2010-11-25 10:55:06 AM

Non story. Overzealous rapist-murderer.

Joce678		2010-11-25 10:56:07 AM

would.

ThisNameSux		2010-11-25 10:56:38 AM

Don't worry guys, she's safely locked in my room and I'll return her when I'm done.

sleep lack		2010-11-25 10:58:04 AM

Brandy Snifter Asterix: i am truley sory for your lost

LOLs. Well played.

wbudnick		2010-11-25 10:59:03 AM

Watson? Oh I got a Crick for you.

She can discover my double helix any day. Don't need a magnifying glass to see that too!

jm105		2010-11-25 10:59:04 AM

shower_in_my_socks		2010-11-25 10:59:04 AM

Thank God. The news networks almost had to report on shiat that matters. CNN did a story yesterday on a little girl who was made fun of at school for having a Star Wars cup. They were almost out of stories. What then? Report on AFGHANISTAN? DARFUR??? Oh, the humanity.

She's white, young and pretty. They'll get at least two weeks out of this and Nancy Grace will get two MONTHS.

FarkinHostile		2010-11-25 10:59:42 AM

ComicBookGuy

Non story. Overzealous rapist-murderer.

Non story. Secret BSDM lifestyle mishap.

/happier ending

Harry potty		2010-11-25 10:59:42 AM

Great, now I feel bad for her and her family.
Why could she have not been a black chick, then the story would not have made the news, and I would not feel sad because I would never have known about the probable abduction.

H. W. Plainview		2010-11-25 11:01:13 AM

NorthBot: I know how this one ends =x

scifake.com

farkin_Gary		2010-11-25 11:01:30 AM

A curse upon those who might hurt her.

Amen

dalovindj		2010-11-25 11:01:37 AM

shower_in_my_socks: CNN did a story yesterday on a little girl who was made fun of at school for having a Star Wars cup.

Serves the little nerd-whore right.

Bagelox-99		2010-11-25 11:03:08 AM

As much as I would like to think she has just eloped with an eccentric old steel tycoon and is headed to Bermuda on his private seaplane, I know that we are not in a screwball comedy script from the late 30s. News travels farther faster, and people don't keep those kinds of secrets anymore. They keep awful ones.

Happy thanksgiving, y'all. Give thanks for those close.

SirEattonHogg		2010-11-25 11:10:03 AM

Maybe she visit a South African township to see the "real Africa"?

I hear that's generally a bad idea.

vegasj		2010-11-25 11:12:21 AM

5'-2" & 100 lbs. ?

she's a spinna!

hockeyfarker		2010-11-25 11:12:28 AM

I don't understand the whole "holding a vigil" thing.

AppleOptionEsc		2010-11-25 11:12:48 AM

But, this is the daily ~~fail~~ mail. Do I take it seriously? I am confuse.

Also, never change Fark. It's like having /b/ where ever I go.

MatrixOutsider		2010-11-25 11:13:02 AM

We need to protect our pretty white women. The ugly ones, meh, who cares?

dutchoven69		2010-11-25 11:13:25 AM

She's f*cked.

AppleOptionEsc		2010-11-25 11:16:17 AM

hockeyfarker: I don't understand the whole "holding a vigil" thing.

"Action-based coping (new window)

Action-based coping involves dealing with an external problem that is causing stress. Examples can include getting a second job in the face of financial difficulties, or studying to prepare for exams. Examples of action-based coping include planning, suppression of competing activities, confrontation, self-control, and restraint."

Whiskey Priest		2010-11-25 11:18:57 AM

They celebrate Thanksgiving in the UK?

Cewley		2010-11-25 11:19:19 AM

They should look on the Left Banke.

miss diminutive		2010-11-25 11:19:39 AM

Here's hoping she ran off to join some kind of touring nutcracker ballet troupe.

/sadly, I doubt it

Oldiron_79		2010-11-25 11:20:13 AM

flexability is never over rated.

Tainted1		2010-11-25 11:22:12 AM

I'll spare my outrage, since this is a Daily Fail link I'm strongly hesitant to believe this person ever existed.

binnster		2010-11-25 11:22:37 AM

hockeyfarker: I don't understand the whole "holding a vigil" thing.

If you light a candle and comfort yourself by staying awake in quiet, peaceful surroundings it makes it easier for you to imagine yourself having steamy rumpy pumpy with the missing hot bendy chick.

TheMega		2010-11-25 11:30:22 AM

A website has been set up and a Facebook page to help find her has attracted more than 18,000 members.

You could take a pic of cat crap, throw up a facebook page and have the same number of followers by time for turkey leftovers...

CapnPlaty		2010-11-25 11:30:50 AM

FTA:

She is known to carry a Verizon LG enV3 cell phone with a blue cover.

I am known to use fake British accents when I go through the drive thru at Tim Hortons, but it probably won't help locate me if I am ever missing.

(yes I really do)
((it's for my own entertainment))
(((parentheses are the new slashies)))

It is what it is		2010-11-25 11:32:07 AM

Does not approve.

ThisSideofSteinway		2010-11-25 11:32:42 AM

Tainted1: I'll spare my outrage, since this is a Daily Fail link I'm strongly hesitant to believe this person ever existed.

No, it's real - I grew up in Syracuse (so I've gotten a kick out of these replies), and all my contacts back there have been buzzing about it.

/Seriously though, Facebook has been lit up all week from concerned neighbors and relatives

Bagelox-99		2010-11-25 11:34:01 AM

TheMega: A website has been set up and a Facebook page to help find her has attracted more than 18,000 members.

You could take a pic of cat crap, throw up a facebook page and have the same number of followers by time for turkey leftovers...

LOST CAT CRAP

img.dailymail.co.uk

LAST SEEN HERE
answers to "scrape scrape scrape"

NO REWARD
that stuff stanks

Snuffybud		2010-11-25 11:34:24 AM

Tainted1: I'll spare my outrage, since this is a Daily Fail link I'm strongly hesitant to believe this person ever existed.

How about a link from a Syracuse NY site, which is where she is from? This is real for sure.

Link (new window)

Ned Stark		2010-11-25 11:35:32 AM

heh. they actually put 'pretty' in the headline. glad they're being honest about why this is a story.

sseye		2010-11-25 11:39:23 AM

come on, how hard can it be to find a hot college chick? there are loads of them.

oh, *that* one.

still, couldn't you settle for another one?

Fano		2010-11-25 11:47:52 AM

Retaliation on Karen Owen?

fatalvenom		2010-11-25 11:51:09 AM

/Approves

Crudbucket		2010-11-25 11:51:51 AM

AppleOptionEsc: hockeyfarker: I don't understand the whole "holding a vigil" thing.

"Action-based coping (new window)

Action-based coping involves dealing with an external problem that is causing stress. Examples can include getting a second job in the face of financial difficulties, or studying to prepare for exams. Examples of action-based coping include planning, suppression of competing activities, confrontation, self-control, and restraint."

Yeah, but doing those things would actually, you know, help with the situation you're in.

BowtoMogul		2010-11-25 11:52:19 AM

Anybody check the old Jamelske house?

gmoney101		2010-11-25 11:57:06 AM

CapnPlaty: FTA:
She is known to carry a Verizon LG enV3 cell phone with a blue cover.

I am known to use fake British accents when I go through the drive thru at Tim Hortons, but it probably won't help locate me if I am ever missing.

(yes I really do)
((it's for my own entertainment))
(((parentheses are the new slashies)))

I once ordered a cup of tea in my English accent at Tim Horton's. They looked at me like I just called their mother a whore whilst beating off right there in the shop!! Tea?? Tea??? Imagine that, tea in a coffee house! Whatever next?

/They had tea

Christian Bale		2010-11-25 11:58:46 AM

fudgefactor7: She's been kidnapped, within 48 hours the odds of finding her alive drop to near zero, statistically speaking.

Sad, but true. I bet she's in someones "pain cave" now, and that's the last thing she'll see.

But statistically speaking these missing white college women who disappear just run off on their own about 50% of the time. People hold vigils and then she shows up, either with a fake story or not, and life goes on.

So that's her best hope.