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(Some Smug Guy)   Millions of fanboys cry out in disappointment as Apple lawyer action figures put the kibosh on the best Steve Jobs action figure EVAR   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Steve Jobs, lawyer action figures, code of laws  
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4750 clicks; posted to Geek » on 24 Nov 2010 at 11:34 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-11-24 11:39:24 AM  
That's just bad songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey.
2010-11-24 11:42:40 AM  
Is it dismembered? No? Then it's not the best Steve Jobs action figure ever. iCultists are easy to troll
2010-11-24 11:44:34 AM

2010-11-24 11:44:42 AM  
The fanboys around here are holding out for a Jobs realdoll.
2010-11-24 12:46:29 PM  
"M.I.C. only produced 300 figurines as part of an announced Limited Edition and they're already sold out!"

Good job closing that barn door there guys.
2010-11-24 01:23:00 PM  
Next, the Steve Ballmer Sweats Like a Lawn Sprinkler doll.
2010-11-24 02:37:16 PM  
It's not detailed enough if you can't replace the liver.
2010-11-24 03:15:36 PM  
You took literally every word for your headline from the article... where has the creativity gone?
2010-11-24 04:00:20 PM  
Ooooh, does it come with an assortment of extra livers?
2010-11-24 04:34:55 PM  
Considering it can easily be classified as parody, I doubt that C&D is going to do any good.
2010-11-24 07:05:48 PM  
Wait until the dildo comes out.
2010-11-25 03:43:34 AM  
Wait until the dildo comes out.

That's what she said.
2010-11-26 03:37:35 AM  
Did it have a replaceable liver?
2010-11-26 05:01:45 PM  
Hey guys, has it already been asked if it has a replaceable liver?
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