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2010-11-23 02:40:32 PM  
rohar: Lumox: Accordian whore looks entertained by the spin cycle.

Jokes on you, that's the drier. She's just getting her back side warmed up.


And it's a concertina, so there!

i45.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-23 02:41:35 PM  
Dynascape: Ive spent too many hours on wikipedia so far.

If I get some extra moola you're ass is going to be back in on the 28th
 
2010-11-23 02:41:41 PM  
rohar: Lumox: Accordian whore looks entertained by the spin cycle.

Jokes on you, that's the drier. She's just getting her back side warmed up.


Why am I hearing Beavis and Butthead sing "Washing the dog, washing the dog!" ?

/ nope, she's not a dog.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 02:41:41 PM  
"There are so many attention whores out there, prostituting for people's acknowledgment"

- Jason Myers

\Fun Fact: Jason refused to pay the $5 for Total Fark after bannination for hotlinking.
 
2010-11-23 02:41:42 PM  
loonatic112358: i see hookers and amputees, i bet you are having tons of fun

pROSTITute likes the freaks too

i440.photobucket.com

and he is REALLY into the kinky sh*t

i440.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-23 02:41:43 PM  
histay hreadtay isay oringbay ownay hattay hetay iterslay reaay erehay
 
2010-11-23 02:41:55 PM  
What in the wide wide world of prostitutes is going on here?
 
2010-11-23 02:42:02 PM  
RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

how much for a footjob?
 
2010-11-23 02:42:34 PM  
In before lock?

Ilikewherethisthreadisgoing.jpg

/prostitutes
 
2010-11-23 02:42:42 PM  
RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Whoa there...

Who's gonna start a get some BIE from RedEmily fundraiser?

/creepy!
 
2010-11-23 02:42:46 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: If I get some extra moola you're ass is going to be back in on the 28th

Its just a matter of time.

Rememeber anti-smoking-copypasta Katie? Ive been talking to her.

Thats how goddamn bored I am.
 
2010-11-23 02:43:29 PM  
frenchcheesemuseum: loonatic112358: i see hookers and amputees, i bet you are having tons of fun

pROSTITute likes the freaks too



and he is REALLY into the kinky sh*t


this is old news
 
2010-11-23 02:43:30 PM  
missmarsha: histay hreadtay isay oringbay ownay hattay hetay iterslay reaay erehay

Hey, I played your silly little picture game... you asked for it.
 
2010-11-23 02:44:42 PM  
dj_swim: missmarsha: histay hreadtay isay oringbay ownay hattay hetay iterslay reaay erehay

Hey, I played your silly little picture game... you asked for it.


Ill put those in my profile.
 
2010-11-23 02:45:26 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-23 02:46:32 PM  
Turn it up DtD
i4.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-23 02:46:36 PM  
rostit: dj_swim: missmarsha: histay hreadtay isay oringbay ownay hattay hetay iterslay reaay erehay

Hey, I played your silly little picture game... you asked for it.

Ill put those in my profile.


I'm here to help!
 
2010-11-23 02:46:42 PM  
Link (new window)
 
2010-11-23 02:46:43 PM  
missmarsha: histay hreadtay isay oringbay ownay hattay hetay iterslay reaay erehay

atwhy? ouyay antway usay otay essdray inay ucepay utustay anday oveshay itlay arklersspai upay ouray azoosway ilewhay eway eamscray ouryay amenay?
 
2010-11-23 02:46:45 PM  
RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?
 
2010-11-23 02:47:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-11-23 02:47:44 PM  
CastorPimp: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

how much for a footjob?


How many toes you got?
 
2010-11-23 02:48:37 PM  
you're going to get in trouble for that one prostitute. epic troll is not cool for some reason
 
2010-11-23 02:48:46 PM  
DirkTheDaring


What part are they missing? Say a leg, say a leg....
 
2010-11-23 02:48:58 PM  
Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?


"And now, every Farker's favorite daytime game show, "Stick It In Her Pooper"!

/ no, not really.
// well, unless she's into it.
 
2010-11-23 02:49:28 PM  
Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?


A prostitute guessing game.
 
2010-11-23 02:49:32 PM  
DirkTheDaring: i49.tinypic.com

Made me think of this

http://www.break.com/index/girl-stuck-in-a-dryer-1956868
(poops)

There may be some cursing, I don't know for sure because I was laughing too loud.
 
2010-11-23 02:49:55 PM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2010-11-23 02:50:34 PM  
RedEmily: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?

A prostitute guessing game.


"To Tell The 'Tute"?
 
2010-11-23 02:50:59 PM  
i53.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-23 02:51:06 PM  
img530.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-23 02:51:43 PM  
RedEmily: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?

A prostitute guessing game.


Ok, I guess four score and 7, four and twenty and eleventy-one.
 
2010-11-23 02:51:46 PM  
uncletogie: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?

"And now, every Farker's favorite daytime game show, "Stick It In Her Pooper"!

/ no, not really.
// well, unless she's into it.



Penis goes where?
 
2010-11-23 02:51:47 PM  
RedEmily: CastorPimp: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

how much for a footjob?

How many toes you got?


just one, but it's thick like Pepsi can
 
2010-11-23 02:52:03 PM  
i888.photobucket.com

Guys I find prosty toot?
 
2010-11-23 02:52:47 PM  
Sticky Hands: RedEmily: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?

A prostitute guessing game.

Ok, I guess four score and 7, four and twenty and eleventy-one.


It was C: Pickle. It's always C
 
2010-11-23 02:53:29 PM  
comon people. I'm almost to 1500 people on ignore.
keep trying!!
 
2010-11-23 02:53:39 PM  
this thread is intense and wonderful.
 
2010-11-23 02:53:56 PM  
RedEmily: uncletogie: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?

"And now, every Farker's favorite daytime game show, "Stick It In Her Pooper"!

/ no, not really.
// well, unless she's into it.


Penis goes where?


Anywhere she'll let it!

/ the trick is to find a girl with a prosthetic eye, y'see...
 
2010-11-23 02:55:02 PM  
ericb45696: comon people. I'm almost to 1500 people on ignore.
keep trying!!


pick me pick me
/looser
 
2010-11-23 02:55:38 PM  
Pickle incident?

*hits Google*

...Was that going in or coming out?

/one has to wonder how that mistake was ever made, though
 
2010-11-23 02:55:38 PM  
img529.imageshack.us prostitute
 
2010-11-23 02:55:53 PM  
Sometimes it's B. (Herpes)
 
2010-11-23 02:55:54 PM  
RedEmily: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?

A prostitute guessing game.

Ok, I guess four score and 7, four and twenty and eleventy-one.

It was C: Pickle. It's always C


Oh.
well I don't want a pickle.
I just wanna ride on a prosticicle.
 
2010-11-23 02:56:18 PM  
i36.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-23 02:56:24 PM  
DirkTheDaring: rohar: Lumox: Accordian whore looks entertained by the spin cycle.

Jokes on you, that's the drier. She's just getting her back side warmed up.

And it's a concertina, so there!


Also:
i997.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-23 02:56:48 PM  
missmarsha: ericb45696: comon people. I'm almost to 1500 people on ignore.
keep trying!!

pick me pick me
/looser


Yeah, she is the loosest of the bunch, that is for sure.
 
2010-11-23 02:57:48 PM  
500
 
2010-11-23 02:58:03 PM  
Sticky Hands: RedEmily: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: I may prostitute myself right here on fark if the price is right.

Will this be a bidding game or a guessing game?

A prostitute guessing game.

Ok, I guess four score and 7, four and twenty and eleventy-one.

It was C: Pickle. It's always C

Oh.
well I don't want a pickle.
I just wanna ride on a prosticicle.


I'll give you an 8
 
2010-11-23 02:58:49 PM  
I am going to prostitute myself for fame and fortune
http://t.co/jHyx7dd
 
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