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2010-11-23 10:10:40 AM
Is today the day when Obama does the annual prostitute pardon?
 
2010-11-23 10:11:42 AM
ami5000: The best part of that is that she really seems to be enjoying herself.

It's hard to draw grim resentment and disgust showing through fake sexuality with MSPaint.
 
2010-11-23 10:13:02 AM
ami5000: hillbillypharmacist: img98.imageshack.us
Prostitariot.

The best part of that is that she really seems to be enjoying herself.


She gets paid to smile.
 
2010-11-23 10:13:14 AM
What kind of stuffing are you going to put into your prostitute on Thursday?
 
2010-11-23 10:13:20 AM
ami5000: hillbillypharmacist: img98.imageshack.us
Prostitariot.

The best part of that is that she really seems to be enjoying herself.


It's in the pooper.
 
2010-11-23 10:13:44 AM
what is this i don't even
 
2010-11-23 10:13:52 AM
Holy hell, This went green?

/Subby
//prostitue
///Somebody may be trying to tell you something
////just sayin'
 
2010-11-23 10:14:00 AM
beaverfetus: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo prostitutes buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

I want nothing to do with Buffalo Prostitutes thanks.
 
2010-11-23 10:14:02 AM
Lumox: ami5000: hillbillypharmacist: img98.imageshack.us
Prostitariot.

The best part of that is that she really seems to be enjoying herself.

It's in the pooper.


That's going to cost extra.
 
2010-11-23 10:14:21 AM
I have no idea what is going on here.
 
2010-11-23 10:14:49 AM
pros·ti·tute (prŏs'tĭ-tūt', -tyūt') n: to be so poor that one cannot afford hookers.

"In college, we were so prostitute that the whores on 6th street wouldn't give us the time of day."
 
2010-11-23 10:15:17 AM
God damnit all, Frank.
 
2010-11-23 10:15:27 AM
Poppyale: If I were a prostitute, I think I would want a theme song played all the time....
Baby Hold On?
Couldn't Get It Right?
Hit Me With Your Best Shot?


All good choices, but Hit Me With Your Best Shot seems like the gold standard there...
 
2010-11-23 10:15:36 AM
PFRboy: I have no idea what is going on here.

PFRostitues rarely do.
 
2010-11-23 10:16:42 AM
Prostitute thread? Is this the follow up to the stinky coworker thread from yesterday or a Miley Cyrus birthday thread?

Or is this where I flaunt my wares.
 
2010-11-23 10:17:18 AM
PFRboy: I have no idea what is going on here.

Where is your pancake bunny?
 
2010-11-23 10:17:22 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: Shame days

I don't feel shame, so I guess I will improvise.
 
2010-11-23 10:18:15 AM
unremarkable asterisk: Lumox: ami5000: hillbillypharmacist: img98.imageshack.us
Prostitariot.

The best part of that is that she really seems to be enjoying herself.

It's in the pooper.

That's going to cost extra.


Why? She doesn't have to spend money on Plan B.
 
2010-11-23 10:18:18 AM
*munch munch munch*

Any of you prostitutes want some Bugles?
 
2010-11-23 10:18:36 AM
I'd like to go back to college, just for the Soristitutes.
 
2010-11-23 10:19:35 AM
CrazedHatter: I want nothing to do with Buffalo Prostitutes thanks.

Buffalo or buffalo
 
2010-11-23 10:19:56 AM
We split the cost of three prostitutes between the $50 of us
i4.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-23 10:19:58 AM
best thread ever.
 
2010-11-23 10:20:50 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-11-23 10:20:55 AM
Lumox: We split the cost of three prostitutes between the $50 of us

The two on the left and right are attractive sure, but that one in the middle can suck your asshole out through you dick.
 
2010-11-23 10:20:56 AM
rostit: best thread ever.

It's brilliant.
 
2010-11-23 10:21:27 AM
rostit: best thread ever.

You should post a picture of your inbox

/no, that wasn't a euphemism.
//Ha ha
///prostitute
 
2010-11-23 10:21:51 AM
I wonder if there are any prostitutes that get sad that they can't donate blood because they accepted money and/or drugs for sex. They want free cookies and drinks too!
 
2010-11-23 10:23:25 AM
rostit, where'd you get the three pictures of homeschooled?
 
2010-11-23 10:23:28 AM
ami5000: I wonder if there are any prostitutes that get sad that they can't donate blood because they accepted money and/or drugs for sex. They want free cookies and drinks too!

Ha ha you care if prostitutes have feelings.
 
2010-11-23 10:23:32 AM
rostit: i.imgur.com

That is going to give me nightmares dude, knock it off. :-j
 
2010-11-23 10:24:07 AM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ha ha you care if prostitutes have feelings.

Of course we care, it's hotter when they're hurt and cry.
 
2010-11-23 10:24:10 AM
prostitutes are people too
 
2010-11-23 10:24:26 AM
ami5000: I wonder if there are any prostitutes that get sad that they can't donate blood because they accepted money and/or drugs for sex. They want free cookies and drinks too!

A sad prostitute?? No ways!!
 
2010-11-23 10:24:40 AM
professorkowalski: rostit: best thread ever.

It's brilliant.


This.

I just want to say prostitute in hopes that it shows up in a highlight for our good friend and comrade.
 
2010-11-23 10:24:44 AM
Lumox: rostit, where'd you get the three pictures of homeschooled?

Oh, wow.
 
2010-11-23 10:25:08 AM
ami5000: I wonder if there are any prostitutes that get sad that they can't donate blood because they accepted money and/or drugs for sex. They want free cookies and drinks too!

I think women and prostitutes should be able to donate their pads/tampons. Think of all the jobs it would open up. You could work for the red cross as a tampon squeezer.
 
2010-11-23 10:25:22 AM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: *munch munch munch*

Any of you prostitutes want some Bugles?


I haven't had Bugles in FOREVER. I'd love some.

/not a prostitute, but eh.
 
2010-11-23 10:26:16 AM
CrazedHatter: Poppyale: If I were a prostitute, I think I would want a theme song played all the time....
Baby Hold On?
Couldn't Get It Right?
Hit Me With Your Best Shot?

All good choices, but Hit Me With Your Best Shot seems like the gold standard there...


Cuts like a knife?
 
2010-11-23 10:26:21 AM
Lumox: rostit, where'd you get the three pictures of homeschooled?

Sick burn...
 
2010-11-23 10:26:47 AM
btrflykate: Adjective Bird Whiskey: *munch munch munch*

Any of you prostitutes want some Bugles?

I haven't had Bugles in FOREVER. I'd love some.

/not a prostitute, but eh.


Ah, these are Nacho Cheese. [insert James Franco sooooo good pic]
 
2010-11-23 10:26:48 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ha ha you care if prostitutes have feelings.

Of course we care, it's hotter when they're hurt and cry.


You're confusing prostitutes with strippers.
 
2010-11-23 10:27:01 AM
CrazedHatter: Lumox: rostit, where'd you get the three pictures of homeschooled?

Sick burn...


Oh, that was well-played. Harsh, but well-played.
 
2010-11-23 10:27:02 AM
Lumox: ami5000: I wonder if there are any prostitutes that get sad that they can't donate blood because they accepted money and/or drugs for sex. They want free cookies and drinks too!

I think women and prostitutes should be able to donate their pads/tampons. Think of all the jobs it would open up. You could work for the red cross as a tampon squeezer.


I hate you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.
 
2010-11-23 10:28:03 AM
Lumox: I think women and prostitutes should be able to donate their pads/tampons. Think of all the jobs it would open up. You could work for the red cross as a tampon squeezer.

Hork
 
2010-11-23 10:28:56 AM
ami5000: Hork

I think 'HUTCH' is a better term, myself.
 
2010-11-23 10:30:44 AM
Is the boss out of the office today, Frank?
You seem to have a lot of time on your hands this morning.
 
2010-11-23 10:31:20 AM
Some of you self absorbed "Why are you still here if you think this thread sucks" assholes may wonder why I'm still here and still commenting.

See, thing is, I just got a major promotion at work, and it's going to involve a lot more of my daytime attention (again, awesome perk of son of the CEO).

I'm using this thread as a sort of steeling myself. I'm getting myself ready to ignore you guys, and it's going to be difficult despite the fact that I don't care about a single one of you, because I have grown to love watching you guys piss in your pants trying to "own" me at the internet this last week.

I suppose between my girlfriend and the shooting range I could make some time for you guys at night, but it's going to have to be a special occasion sort of thing.

So please, continue on with one of the dumbest threads I've ever had the displeasure of reading. It's making it that much easier to get back to business.

/prostitute
 
2010-11-23 10:31:43 AM
hillbillypharmacist: ami5000: Hork

I think 'HUTCH' is a better term, myself.


Stop trying to make "hutch" happen.
 
2010-11-23 10:34:39 AM
psychicmachinery: You're confusing prostitutes with strippers.

There is a VERY fine line there
 
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