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MBFGeek
2010-11-23 09:36:02 AM
Ha ha...
 
nauteeprincess
2010-11-23 09:38:18 AM
Now that I have my certs I'm a PRO!
I like the user roSTIT.
My certs only make me qualified for an institUTE.

/bored
 
rostit [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:38:48 AM
LOL
 
rostit [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:39:24 AM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
moogrum [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:51:26 AM
What the prostitute? green?
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-11-23 09:51:35 AM
Green? Someone drunk at the helm today?
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:51:45 AM
Admins are drunk.
 
twobux [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:52:00 AM
Oh good Lord...here we go.
 
missmarsha
2010-11-23 09:52:45 AM
Who whored themselves to get this bullshiat greenlit? Sponsorship to the first liter that posts a pic of themselves holding a sign that says "I love Rosit 11/23/10"
 
sn82 [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:52:47 AM
It's prostitots, subby.
 
hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:52:52 AM
*sigh*
 
cchings [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:52:58 AM
Turkey and beer day is Thursday. There's no excuse for greenlighting this
 
ne2d
2010-11-23 09:53:03 AM
I guess Wampler submits TFD threads too.
 
rostit [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:53:17 AM
green?

I love Fark.

Thank you.
 
likelyculprit
2010-11-23 09:53:33 AM
I just wanted say good luck, prostitutes. We're all counting on you.
 
beaverfetus
2010-11-23 09:53:51 AM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo prostitutes buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
 
rostit [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:53:54 AM
missmarsha: "I love Rosit 11/23/10"

LOL.

Im guessing this was a mistake.
 
rostit [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:55:06 AM
Im turning my email notification back on just for this.
 
missmarsha
2010-11-23 09:55:15 AM
rostit: missmarsha: "I love Rosit 11/23/10"

LOL.

Im guessing this was a mistake.

$5 for someone to prostitute themselves out is a small price for the lulz

/plus I am buying friends
//that is why it's so lame lately
///WHORES
 
generalDisdain [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:55:30 AM
What the hell is all this? Green?
 
rostit [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:56:10 AM
generalDisdain: ? Green?

I like green

Out yourself Subby. I want to give you a reach around.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-11-23 09:56:19 AM
generalDisdain: What the hell is all this? Green?

It's whore day on fark apparently.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:56:26 AM
You're all a bunch of whores!
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:56:53 AM
I'm drinking prostitea.

/did I do it right?
 
rostit [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:56:54 AM
basemetal: bunch

prostitutes. pROSTITutes.
 
generalDisdain [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:58:05 AM
Yay, yay, slore Tuesday. Or something.
Hahaha, prostitute, you say?
 
missmarsha
2010-11-23 09:58:25 AM
damn it ROSTIT not ROSIT

"I love Rostit 11/23/10" is what your sign should say
 
rostit [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:58:54 AM
i heart email notification. and admin who greened this? Im buying you something. but I dont know who you are.
 
Lumox
2010-11-23 09:59:09 AM
I think someone clicked the wrong button.

i4.photobucket.com
 
ami5000 [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 09:59:49 AM
You filthy, flithy whores.
 
missmarsha
2010-11-23 10:00:16 AM
generalDisdain: Yay, yay, slore Tuesday. Or something.
Hahaha, prostitute, you say?

The 'T' days are whore days: Tuesday Thursday and Saturday.
 
ami5000 [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:00:24 AM
Yeah I spelled filthy wrong the second time. What are you gonna do about it, prostitute?
 
TheYeti
2010-11-23 10:00:33 AM
Main » on 23 Nov 2010 at 1:24 PM

Green AND ~three hours of TF windup time?

Oh lord...

I hope that there are prostitute races.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-11-23 10:00:35 AM
ami5000: You filthy, flithy whores.

5 dollar make your taco hollar
 
psychicmachinery
2010-11-23 10:00:55 AM
I prefer prostitesqtutes.
 
TheYeti
2010-11-23 10:03:02 AM
TheYeti: prostitute races.

Wait, this might actually be a worthwhile activity for the Vegas Fark Party.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:04:19 AM
PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.
 
GrahamManning [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:04:35 AM
At this time of the year, I'm most thankful for all of my many prostitutes. Thank you girls, for prostituting yourselves so deliciously.
 
moogrum [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:05:47 AM
I'm just a stitute. I'm retaining my amateur status.
 
generalDisdain [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:06:06 AM
missmarsha: The 'T' days are whore days: Tuesday Thursday and Saturday.

*scribbles notes*
Ok, thanks. And what are the other days?
 
unchellmatt
2010-11-23 10:06:31 AM
You think we look pretty good together
You think my skirt is made of leather

But I'm a prostitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all siliconated
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah
 
Timanous
2010-11-23 10:06:50 AM
I can only assume the ModMins are exacting their revenge on rostit for all the crappy parody threads he submits.

This saddens me.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-11-23 10:06:52 AM
generalDisdain: *scribbles notes*
Ok, thanks. And what are the other days?

Shame days
 
Ashtrey
2010-11-23 10:07:21 AM
What have you prostitutes done now? Two TFD threads going green?
 
Poppyale
2010-11-23 10:07:47 AM
If I were a prostitute, I think I would want a theme song played all the time....
Baby Hold On?
Couldn't Get It Right?
Hit Me With Your Best Shot?
 
ami5000 [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:07:50 AM
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:08:18 AM
My girlfriend occasionally watches Jersey Housewives or something of that ilk. That's always my cue to go do my typey computer stuff.

I can hear the television from my computer (it's only like 10 feet away (ah the joys of a railroad apartment). One of the characters says the deliciously redundant phrase You are a PROSTITUTION WHORE! PROSTITUTION WHORE!

Then I think she throws stuff as is traditional in Jersey Prostitution Whore smackdowns.

That's my random BS prostition whore story for the day.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-11-23 10:08:53 AM
Ashtrey: What have you prostitutes done now? Two TFD threads going green?

Someone cough up the money for a threesome
 
hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:08:54 AM
img98.imageshack.us
Prostitariot.
 
ami5000 [TotalFark]
2010-11-23 10:09:52 AM
hillbillypharmacist: img98.imageshack.us
Prostitariot.

The best part of that is that she really seems to be enjoying herself.
 
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