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(Some Tfette)   Huffer Guy downgraded to second place as Flathead Guy takes the crown in the Mugshot Hall of Fame   (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) divider line 182
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2010-11-21 10:22:39 AM
He looks like a Tea Bagger.
 
2010-11-21 10:38:39 AM
Holy crap, that's freaky. I never want to meet him, because I would just stare, and that's just rude.

/but I would
 
2010-11-21 10:42:24 AM
He should really try to get ahead in life.
 
2010-11-21 10:44:19 AM
WTFDYW: He should really try to get ahead in life.

Considering he's been arrested for soliciting hookers, it sounds like that's what he was trying to do.
 
2010-11-21 10:51:41 AM
He should wear a hat.
 
2010-11-21 10:59:26 AM
Whoa.
 
2010-11-21 11:00:12 AM
If that were me I'd put Jello in there and walk around with a hat on. Then I'd stop and stare in a restaurant window, take off my hat, and reach up with a spoon and start eating my Jello.

That is what I would do.
 
2010-11-21 11:09:13 AM
Barfmaker: If that were me I'd put Jello in there and walk around with a hat on. Then I'd stop and stare in a restaurant window, take off my hat, and reach up with a spoon and start eating my Jello.

That is what I would do.


You know, it's really not that often that someone actually lives up to their Fark handle. You have won an internet.
 
2010-11-21 11:10:06 AM
How is he even alive? I mean, half of his brain is missing...?
 
2010-11-21 11:13:33 AM
He should get one of these, both for protection as well as a place where his friends can rest their beers:

www.nordangroup.com


/hot
 
2010-11-21 11:15:40 AM
PeppaJack: How is he even alive? I mean, half of his brain is missing...?

He's a republican.
 
2010-11-21 11:17:31 AM
oh my god I just wanted to scream and run away from the computer
 
2010-11-21 11:28:00 AM
i19.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-21 11:37:06 AM
Looks me to like a we have a proto-zombie that's immune to the headshot rule.
 
2010-11-21 11:37:11 AM
Barfmaker: If that were me I'd put Jello in there and walk around with a hat on. Then I'd stop and stare in a restaurant window, take off my hat, and reach up with a spoon and start eating my Jello.



You could do that at a party also. Just walk around and have people suck the jello from your head. You would be so popular.
 
2010-11-21 11:57:43 AM
Doesn't anyone else feel bad for this guy? I mean, Huffer Guy did it to himself but this guy was obviously deformed in some sort of accident or disease or something. Let the man buy a hooker, ffs.
 
2010-11-21 12:01:33 PM
tototototo: He looks like a Tea Bagger.

No, he looks like he was teabagged by an elephant. You were close, though.
 
2010-11-21 12:08:39 PM
kitryne: Doesn't anyone else feel bad for this guy? I mean, Huffer Guy did it to himself but this guy was obviously deformed in some sort of accident or disease or something. Let the man buy a hooker, ffs.

Someone said in another thread that he was hurt in Iraq or Afghanistan, but I haven't seen anything definitive.
 
2010-11-21 12:16:23 PM
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From Gawker

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2010-11-21 12:25:47 PM
www.toonopedia.com

What the cop who arrested him may look like
 
2010-11-21 12:38:31 PM
His head is a cup holder. Your argument is invalid.
 
2010-11-21 12:49:56 PM
cretinbob: What the cop who arrested him may look like

Dick Tracey doesn't arrest people, he kills them.
 
2010-11-21 01:27:46 PM
Dr.Fey: Holy crap, that's freaky. I never want to meet him, because I would just stare, and that's just rude.

/but I would


Well, he's probably used to it by now, and if you ever got to meet him, eventually you'd get over it.

I'm just curious to know, was he born like that, or is it the result of a horrible accident? If the latter, normally they put in an implant eventually so it looks normal.

PeppaJack: How is he even alive? I mean, half of his brain is missing...?

Presumably it depends on why he's like that. If it's been like that since he was small, there's enough in there that either the brain is just squished around weird but all the parts are present, or else it was early enough that other parts of the brain learned to compensate.

There's a 57 year old French guy whose brain is mostly water, but the important bits are still in there just all squished up against the side, and he manages.

There's also a teenaged kid who was shot in the head and lost half of it, in recovery and last I heard he was waiting to get the cosmetic implant part finished.

So just now I googled "kid with half a head" and apparently there are quite a few examples of people with similarly misshapen or large parts missing heads, getting along.

Hick: You could do that at a party also. Just walk around and have people suck the jello from your head. You would be so popular.

For Halloween you know that'd completely rock. I mean, why not? Heck, you could even get one of those jello brain molds to make the jello extra gross.
 
2010-11-21 01:31:44 PM
Anyone else feel an unresistable urge to use that guy's head as an ashtray?

//and I don't even smoke..
 
2010-11-21 01:31:45 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-11-21 01:43:39 PM
Anaxphone: cretinbob: What the cop who arrested him may look like

Dick Tracey doesn't arrest people, he kills them.


Yeah, I know he's not a cop but that was just the closest thing to well, you know....
 
2010-11-21 01:48:25 PM
cretinbob: Yeah, I know he's not a cop but that was just the closest thing to well, you know....

I know. Just pointing out how bloodthirsty he is, since it amuses me.
 
2010-11-21 01:51:52 PM
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It should be legal for someone like this to have a prostitute.
 
2010-11-21 01:58:05 PM
Hick: He should wear a hat.

This one:
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2010-11-21 02:03:44 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-11-21 02:12:09 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-11-21 02:22:56 PM
It's like the Salvador Dali of mugshots.
 
2010-11-21 02:31:47 PM
His father was a Kappa.
 
2010-11-21 02:32:11 PM
Aarontology: Looks me to like a we have a proto-zombie that's immune to the headshot rule.

Agreed! I came in to remark something similar!

/I think I saw this guy on 'The Walking Dead' last week
 
2010-11-21 02:33:59 PM
 
2010-11-21 02:36:02 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-11-21 02:36:29 PM
When he says "gimme some head" he means it.
 
2010-11-21 02:37:10 PM
Voting disabled and no [Photoshop] tag? This is a major [Fail]
 
2010-11-21 02:37:20 PM
The poor guy just wanted a little more head...
 
2010-11-21 02:37:57 PM
I really feel a need to know how that happened to him

And how he can function like that
 
2010-11-21 02:38:02 PM
You know who else had half his brain tied behind his back?
 
2010-11-21 02:42:26 PM
I feel really sorry for this guy. I would be drunk and disorderly too if I was missing my entire prefrontal cortex. Ordinarily I'm all about personal responsibility, but this guy has been handed a gigantic shiat sandwich by life.

There's a surprising amount of sympathy from people in this thread, too. For that reason alone, I doubt this guy will end up like Huffer Guy.
 
2010-11-21 02:43:08 PM
I guess a little head is better than no head at all.

/ I like a little head every now and then.
 
2010-11-21 02:43:37 PM
Whoa. Poor guy. I'm in the "Let him have some hookers" camp.
 
2010-11-21 02:44:37 PM
Ayla disapproves of people who make fun of flatheads.

/better not be obscure
 
2010-11-21 02:46:44 PM
This is like the birth of a Super Villain

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/hot
 
2010-11-21 02:47:54 PM
Makes my bald spot seem trivial ...
 
2010-11-21 02:49:09 PM
www.greenbaypressgazette.com
 
2010-11-21 02:49:46 PM
FarkinHostile: His father was a Kappa.

More like he IS a Kappa.

Seriously, I wonder if a guy like this 1000 years or so ago was part of the origin of the Kappa myth.
 
2010-11-21 02:51:14 PM
He's still smarter than most people in Florida.
 
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