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(Sports Climax)   BCS Top 25 "What We Learned"; the Spartans comeback could make Robert Downey Jr. jealous, Kellen Moore's passes have more airtime than the Goodyear blimp and it's hard to make a field goal when your go-to-kick is a curveball   (sportsclimax.com) divider line 50
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2010-11-21 09:06:58 AM
I love this column. "it's hard to make a field goal when your go-to-kick is a curveball"

Good one!
 
2010-11-21 09:17:55 AM
Sportsjunkie420: I love this column. "it's hard to make a field goal when your go-to-kick is a curveball"

Good one!


So I guess we finally found the person who thinks these columns are funny and submits them every week.
 
2010-11-21 09:32:06 AM
I wonder if we don't click on the link if the sponsor will find it isn't worth the money they pay to place it?
 
2010-11-21 09:34:40 AM
Well, obviously *someone* hasn't learned that almost every sponsored link ever posted to the sports page is a pile of crap that will invariably get ripped to shreds for being lame as hell.

Seriously. What is this BS site gonna do on January 11th? It's not like anyone is gonna care about them after that....
 
2010-11-21 09:37:27 AM
Sportsjunkie420: I love this column. "it's hard to make a field goal when your go-to-kick is a curveball"

Good one!


aaaand....we've found the paid stooge
 
2010-11-21 09:37:28 AM
callmeox: I wonder if we don't click on the link if the sponsor will find it isn't worth the money they pay to place it?

I wonder if they're smart enough to realize that most of the comments they have every week on their craptastic waste of internet space are negative?
 
2010-11-21 09:38:24 AM
GAT_00: Sportsjunkie420: I love this column. "it's hard to make a field goal when your go-to-kick is a curveball"

Good one!

So I guess we finally found the person who thinks these columns are funny and submits them every week.


Station: Sportsjunkie420: I love this column. "it's hard to make a field goal when your go-to-kick is a curveball"

Good one!

aaaand....we've found the paid stooge


Dudes, 420 is in his name. He's obviously too stoned to realize they suck.
 
2010-11-21 09:53:39 AM
That was terrible, and my standards are low.
 
2010-11-21 09:53:51 AM
sportsclimax.com


joke #1: "that's no woman, man, that's a man, baby!"

joke #2: "wow, carson palmer has a nice rack."
 
2010-11-21 09:57:17 AM
Green again?

tonykornheiserwhy.jpg
 
2010-11-21 10:13:02 AM
a crap new site nobody's heard of suddenly gets multiple greens in fark.

its a formula we've seen done before. disappointing.

and its a formula people should wise up to and stop falling for.
 
2010-11-21 10:32:44 AM
we also learned how easy it is to kick a winning field goal when the refs are sucking your team's dick all night
 
2010-11-21 10:38:07 AM
I enjoy the T25WWL column too. So I guess I need to go stand next to Sportsjunkie and await the mockery.
 
2010-11-21 10:49:43 AM
And praised from the start by someone named Sportsjunkie...hmmm...
 
2010-11-21 10:54:33 AM
FTFA: 'The Commentator Jinx' is just as reliable as a Duracell battery.

So true ...

/what?
//I kinda like the column, too
 
2010-11-21 11:09:19 AM
1) You can make a football team out of scratch.

2) You can't make a good football team out of scratch.


"out of scratch"? Does he mean "from scratch"?

Because you can make a good football team "out of scratch" just ask Cam Newton.

ZING!
 
2010-11-21 11:14:43 AM
Not EVER going to click that link again. You got me last week, but consider the lesson learned.
 
2010-11-21 11:14:50 AM
Christian Bale: 1) You can make a football team out of scratch.

2) You can't make a good football team out of scratch.


"out of scratch"? Does he mean "from scratch"?

Because you can make a good football team "out of scratch" just ask Cam Newton.

ZING!


I wondered the same thing.

/that one is obviously pretty bad
 
2010-11-21 11:27:44 AM
2) Blaine Gabbert throws with confidence and runs with cement feet.

Um, what? The guy ran for 99 yards last week including a 32 yard TD run and pulled off a beautiful first down run this week that made the Iowa State defense look stupid. He's no Denard Robinson, but he knows how to make the defense pay with his feet.
 
2010-11-21 11:37:14 AM
What I learned yesterday was that if you're a Ohio State defender during the last drive of the game you might as well deck the receiver while the ball is in the air. He won't catch it and apparently the Refs. will be too lazy or incompetent to throw a flag.

/I know it's supposed to be funny
//I'm not even an Iowa fan, it was just the most blatantly missed call of the year and a potential game changer
 
2010-11-21 11:40:36 AM
ModernPrimitive01: What I learned yesterday was that if you're a Ohio State defender during the last drive of the game you might as well deck the receiver while the ball is in the air. He won't catch it and apparently the Refs. will be too lazy or incompetent to throw a flag.

/I know it's supposed to be funny
//I'm not even an Iowa fan, it was just the most blatantly missed call of the year and a potential game changer


There were no less than 5 blatantly missed calls in that game, all potential game changers. Why concentrate on the last one?
 
2010-11-21 11:47:20 AM
2) An injury to your arm causes some players to limp.

Not hilarious by any means but I have always wondered about that.
 
2010-11-21 11:48:55 AM
Terrible.
 
2010-11-21 12:16:11 PM
Why no "(Sponsored link)"?
 
2010-11-21 12:37:45 PM
So this crappy column is the top of our BCS and rankings thread? Let me say that the column is worthless.

Moving on. It is ridiculous that the sportswriters, most of whom predicted that LSU would basically lose every game, are at the end of their list of whiny excuses as to why why LSU keeps winning. They can't stand it. They have run out of BS negative spin. Pretty soon they are going to have to say something really stupid like, "Well, they didn't play Boise State or TCU, so who have they played?"
 
2010-11-21 12:44:22 PM
Iowa's stadium sucks! Fan's don't need to be privvy to the opposing team's plays
 
2010-11-21 01:26:26 PM
T-Boy: Moving on. It is ridiculous that the sportswriters, most of whom predicted that LSU would basically lose every game, are at the end of their list of whiny excuses as to why why LSU keeps winning. They can't stand it. They have run out of BS negative spin. Pretty soon they are going to have to say something really stupid like, "Well, they didn't play Boise State or TCU, so who have they played?"

Loose every game? Are you kidding. They were the 3rd highest ranked SEC team in the Presesons Polls.

The fact with LSU is that they play to the level of thier opponent. This does not instill much confidence in a team when the scrape by Tennesee, West Virgina and Ole Miss.

There is no doubt that they are a very good team, however, they are very inconsistent. Every week It is like watching for the evenutal train wreck. You know it is going to happen sometime. This makes them very entertaining to watch.
 
2010-11-21 02:11:22 PM
Sportsjunkie420: I love this column. "it's hard to make a field goal when your go-to-kick is a curveball"

Good one!


Oh look, it's the same guy from last week's thread who was pretty much alone in defending this crappy blog and saying that SportsClimax haters were in the minority. Only now he's bought himself TF so he can post on his just-submitted link congratulating himself on his witty one-liners!

If this is really just some modmin account, then I give you guys 10/10 on the trolling.
 
2010-11-21 02:29:20 PM
boo
 
2010-11-21 02:42:00 PM
Its AskMen all over again.

Til Fark gives you the "ignore all from or ability, we just get to sit here and take this self-promoted noise.
 
2010-11-21 02:52:55 PM
-1. C'mon, people, vote with your... voting fingers.
 
2010-11-21 02:53:49 PM
Don't let numbers fool you. Just because a defense (Michigan) is ranked No. 100 in the nation it doesn't mean they're that good.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
 
2010-11-21 03:19:06 PM
Sliding Carp: Don't let numbers fool you. Just because a defense (Michigan) is ranked No. 100 in the nation it doesn't mean they're that good.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.


Actually, that's lame and apparently so are you.
 
2010-11-21 03:31:45 PM
Pockafrusta: Not EVER going to click that link again. You got me last week, but consider the lesson learned.

Me too. It was the funny the first time I clicked, but are already stale. Definitely won't be going there again.
 
2010-11-21 04:03:56 PM
I guess I'm the only one who finds parts of this amusing?

"2) Ole Miss must be rebelling against wins."

This one amuses me for sure.

"2) An injury to your arm causes some players to limp."

DUN DUN DUN?

"1) In terms of rushing attempts, this was an extremely even game."

Bwuh.

"1) You can lose your helmet, lose your jockstrap and miss the tackle all in the same play."

Also this.
 
2010-11-21 04:21:42 PM
T-Boy: So this crappy column is the top of our BCS and rankings thread? Let me say that the column is worthless.

Moving on. It is ridiculous that the sportswriters, most of whom predicted that LSU would basically lose every game, are at the end of their list of whiny excuses as to why why LSU keeps winning. They can't stand it. They have run out of BS negative spin. Pretty soon they are going to have to say something really stupid like, "Well, they didn't play Boise State or TCU, so who have they played?"


Two things:

1. Our own fanbase (myself included after Tennessee, but only then--I am a huge fan) has been shiatting all over Les Miles. It's the method, to them. They see all these other teams putting up 40s and 50s against inferior teams, and they want to see LSU do the same (they did last week against ULM). But what happens when those teams run into other teams that can actually stop them? 10s and 20s...and losses. So take those blowouts with a grain of salt; you know eventually someone's going to find a way (Cal v Oregon, Miss St/LSU v Auburn) to limit their point totals.

2. Since I can't favorite you in both purple and gold, you get gold.
 
2010-11-21 04:24:18 PM
ModernPrimitive01: What I learned yesterday was that if you're a Ohio State defender during the last drive of the game you might as well deck the receiver while the ball is in the air. He won't catch it and apparently the Refs. will be too lazy or incompetent to throw a flag.

/I know it's supposed to be funny
//I'm not even an Iowa fan, it was just the most blatantly missed call of the year and a potential game changer


Bullshiat, it wasn't even the most blatantly missed call of the game. You know how I know you didn't watch the first 3 and a half quarters?

It was simply giving one of the many, many ridiculous calls back to the Buckeyes after farking them in the ass raw dog for the other 90% of the game.

Worst officiating in a Big Ten game I've seen all year and it was laughably one sided for the majority of the game. In the end, the players still got to decide the outcome, but the stripes need to stay the fark out of a good game in the future. They nearly destroyed that game with their bullshiat.
 
2010-11-21 06:19:58 PM
What I learned was that if you're an Iowa DB you are allowed to decapitate an OSU WR literally 5 feet in front of an official and not get called for a penalty.
 
2010-11-21 06:21:14 PM
MarkKetch: What I learned was that if you're an Iowa DB you are allowed to decapitate an OSU WR literally 5 feet in front of an official and not get called for a penalty.

That's another one of the five.
 
2010-11-21 07:21:16 PM
callmeox: MarkKetch: What I learned was that if you're an Iowa DB you are allowed to decapitate an OSU WR literally 5 feet in front of an official and not get called for a penalty.

That's another one of the five.


Yeah, I know. Just being a little facetious towards the guy who made the post about the OSU DBs.
 
2010-11-21 08:26:52 PM
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2010-11-21 08:41:15 PM
I mean honestly, what the fark is the point of this? It's not funny, it's not snarky, and gives no real information. This is just awful. The person who wrote that should seriously consider Seppuku.
 
2010-11-21 10:07:33 PM
ModernPrimitive01: What I learned yesterday was that if you're a Ohio State defender during the last drive of the game you might as well deck the receiver while the ball is in the air. He won't catch it and apparently the Refs. will be too lazy or incompetent to throw a flag.

/I know it's supposed to be funny
//I'm not even an Iowa fan, it was just the most blatantly missed call of the year and a potential game changer




Yeah, you didn't watch shiat dude. How about the two VERY blantant facemasks that weren't called against Iowa, one of them when the ref was at most 10 feet away from the play and looking right at the two involved.

Horrible officiating. I was yelling at my TV so loud it shrunk in embarrasment.

You should actually watch the entire game before posting about game changing calls and the refs being one sided.
 
2010-11-21 10:51:38 PM
D-Liver: Actually, that's lame and apparently so are you.

Actually, that guy is a Michigan fan who can take a joke. Also, he is one of the classier fellers on here.
 
2010-11-21 11:55:35 PM
Missing from the page regarding the Nebraska-A&M game: Power hungry referees can completely change the course of the game with one embarrassingly and appallingly wretched call.
 
2010-11-22 01:51:53 AM
Alright. Next week I'm gonna rewrite this article in the fark thread and I will guarantee that it will be better than this trash - even given the fact that the only team I pay attention to is the Hawkeyes.
 
2010-11-22 02:21:53 AM
What we learned this week .........

1.) The Pac-10 is THE toughest conference is college football, but we've ALL known that since before the season began. Just had to say it again.

2.) Alabama schedules a powder-puff instead of Oregon. Can anyone say CLUCK, CLUCK? I knew you could. They shouldn't be rated at all after that one.
 
2010-11-22 03:29:19 AM
I've heard a bunch of fellow Husker fans biatch about the atrocious officiating in the game against A&M saturday, but even with that the game should have been won. The offense just couldn't do shiat.
 
2010-11-22 09:00:17 AM
Armed And Disgruntled: What we learned this week .........

1.) The Pac-10 is THE toughest conference is college football, but we've ALL known that since before the season began. Just had to say it again.

2.) Alabama schedules a powder-puff instead of Oregon. Can anyone say CLUCK, CLUCK? I knew you could. They shouldn't be rated at all after that one.


portland state and new mexico...
 
2010-11-22 11:23:04 AM
Serious Black: Missing from the page regarding the Nebraska-A&M game: Power hungry referees can completely change the course of the game with one embarrassingly and appallingly wretched call.

They did no such thing. The game was still incredibly boring before and after that call. ;D

zunkus: I've heard a bunch of fellow Husker fans biatch about the atrocious officiating in the game against A&M saturday, but even with that the game should have been won. The offense just couldn't do shiat.

I was sitting next to some very nice Nebraska fans at the game, and they went into deep detail about the current lack of QB talent right after your first string guy got stomped on by the other guy (apologies for not knowing names - I'm not much of a college football person, just went for the hubby). I can't say much about officiating because we could barely see anything from where we were. Anyway, I'm sure Nebraska will figure things out offensively in the next couple of days and make it into the championship no problem.
 
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