Only time I skip a condom is when I have been with a person for awhile. Wrap it up geriatrics.

why do i need a condom, my wifes tubes are tied

I gotta say, the older I've gotten the better sex is!

Whoot!!!!

Cause teens never lie about their condom usage or level of sexual activity...

However, this part surprised me about the old folks...
"Some men and women over 50 didn't use condoms even when they knew that they or their partner had an STD."
Really?! You know they/you have an STD and still don't wrap it! WTH??

Violet Insinuendo: Cause teens never lie about their condom usage or level of sexual activity...

However, this part surprised me about the old folks...
"Some men and women over 50 didn't use condoms even when they knew that they or their partner had an STD."
Really?! You know they/you have an STD and still don't wrap it! WTH??

stupidity spans all age groups

TFA: 80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters.

So, 11% of teen guys are doing each other or their teachers?

The Voice of Doom: So, 11% of teen guys are doing each other

NTTAWWT

The Voice of Doom: TFA: 80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters.

So, 11% of teen guys are doing each other or their teachers?

pass around girls.

The Voice of Doom: TFA: 80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters.

So, 11% of teen guys are doing each other or their teachers?

Either that or 11% of girls are psycho sperm jackers.

/He'll love me forever and never leave me if we have a child.

loonatic112358: why do i need a condom, my wifes tubes are tied

Because I didn't use a condom either....

Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"

I taped my penis to my leg, so I'm getting a kick out of these erections

/wat?

8.5 tailed fox: loonatic112358: why do i need a condom, my wifes tubes are tied

Because I didn't use a condom either....

you're not doing enough of a job, she's still taking me down 3 times a day

80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters. Researchers say this proves kids are getting the "safe sex" message.

So I take it homosexual males are what make teens look so much better. 69% of teens is likely the result of heterosexual couples. So about 2/3 of heterosexual teens used a condom last time.

If their parents understood about condoms and safe sex, they would have never spunk-started their rotten little bastards.

The same holds true for reckless drivers. I'm looking at you Mr. 50-yr-old who almost ran me off the road going 55 in a 35.

The Voice of Doom: TFA: 80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters.

So, 11% of teen guys are doing each other or their teachers?

Lets say we look at 10 girls and 10 guys, one of those guys gets all the girls and he doesn't use a condom, 8 of the guys each have had sex with one of the girls and they use condoms and one of the guys has had sex with one of the girls and he doesn't use a condom.

For the 10 girls they've all slept with that one guy and four of them have slept with the other four guys.

When we look at the guys 80% of them have used a condom when they had sex with their last sexual partner, but because of that one guy who has had sex with each of the girls who doesn't use condoms you can have a range between 0% and 90% fairly easy only with heterosexual pairings.

No idea. Seemed relevant.

Blah. My wife doesn't have a uterus. I've had a vasectomy. We're monogamous. Condoms? No thanks.

ThematicDevice: The Voice of Doom: TFA: 80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters.

So, 11% of teen guys are doing each other or their teachers?

Lets say we look at 10 girls and 10 guys, one of those guys gets all the girls and he doesn't use a condom, 8 of the guys each have had sex with one of the girls and they use condoms and one of the guys has had sex with one of the girls and he doesn't use a condom.

For the 10 girls they've all slept with that one guy and four of them have slept with the other four guys.

When we look at the guys 80% of them have used a condom when they had sex with their last sexual partner, but because of that one guy who has had sex with each of the girls who doesn't use condoms you can have a range between 0% and 90% fairly easy only with heterosexual pairings.

I was told there would be no whore-math.

dcrowell: Blah. My wife doesn't have a uterus. I've had a vasectomy. We're monogamous. Condoms? No thanks.

Well, technically speaking, you're wife is a condom.

bugmn99: dcrowell: Blah. My wife doesn't have a uterus. I've had a vasectomy. We're monogamous. Condoms? No thanks.

Well, technically speaking, you're wife is a condom.

What an ass I am. I totally deserve to be grammar nazi'd for that one.

/Is he lol'ing?
//Please tell me he's lol'ing.

When you're over 50, your sex partner probably isn't going to give you a dose. And if she does, who gives a shiat.

"80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters."

Uh, hmm, researchers, teenagers lie on sex surveys.

Here in the home, for added pleasure and protection from STDs, I tell my lady friends to leave her pantyhose on whenever were having sex. I sure wouldn't want to get AIDS again.

ThematicDevice: Lets say we look at 10 girls and 10 guys, one of those guys gets all the girls and he doesn't use a condom, 8 of the guys each have had sex with one of the girls and they use condoms and one of the guys has had sex with one of the girls and he doesn't use a condom.

For the 10 girls they've all slept with that one guy and four of them have slept with the other four guys.

When we look at the guys 80% of them have used a condom when they had sex with their last sexual partner, but because of that one guy who has had sex with each of the girls who doesn't use condoms you can have a range between 0% and 90% fairly easy only with heterosexual pairings.

Translation: more girls are sluts.

/obvious

This dovetails nicely with my theory that people mainly use condoms to prevent pregnancy. Post-menopause? Load me up with the viruses!

Tommy Moo: This dovetails nicely with my theory that people mainly use condoms to prevent pregnancy. Post-menopause? Load me up with the viruses!

Children are the most dangerous, expensive and embarrassing Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Ever since I found out that "Grape Nuts" and "Moby Dick" are veneral diseases, I've been wearing a condom whenever I have sex.

The_Drunken_Quahog: You don't need a condom if the sandbox is closed. Or something or other.

This boggles my mind. I can't see how referring to her and/or her vagina as "the sandbox" doesn't get her in the mood every time.

The Voice of Doom: TFA: 80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters.

So, 11% of teen guys are doing each other or their teachers?

Or one girl is doing the whole football team, and they all wrapped it.

Before the grammar Nazis turn the hounds loose, LMFT: Here in the home, for added pleasure and protection from STDs, I tell my lady friends to leave their pantyhose on whenever we're having sex. I sure wouldn't want to get AIDS again.

brandied: I gotta say, the older I've gotten the better sex is!

Whoot!!!!

Comparison videos or you're lying.

;o)

FunkOut: I guess condoms aren't groovy enough for some Baby Boomers.

Some of them are groovy enough:

DIGITALgimpus: So I take it homosexual males are what make teens look so much better. 69% of teens is likely the result of heterosexual couples. So about 2/3 of heterosexual teens used a condom last time.

Girls don't use condoms when they have sex with other girls?

Condoms suck.

That said, my rule generally is random chick at the bar, wrap it. Chick you are friends with, not necessary unless she wants you to, as a friend will give you heads up before she farks you if she has something. Has worked for my 34 years. Been averaging about a dozen sexual partners a year since my last serious relationship ended 4 years ago.

I have had unprotected sex with every girl I've ever done it with, including my now wife, the mother of my (only) two children. No STDs, only one pregnancy scare (which, if you do the math, is a small miracle!)

Newsflash: most adults are goddam hypocrites.

I guess older women need the extra "moisture injections" ...

JackieRabbit: When you're over 50, your sex partner probably isn't going to give you a dose. And if she does, who gives a shiat.

"80% of sexually active teen boys and 69% of teen girls' partners used condoms during their most recent encounters."

Uh, hmm, researchers, teenagers lie on sex surveys.

Oh don't give a dose,
To the one you love most.
Give her some marmalade,
Give her some toast.

/obscure?

I blame the parents.

bungle_jr: Violet Insinuendo: Cause teens never lie about their condom usage or level of sexual activity...

However, this part surprised me about the old folks...
"Some men and women over 50 didn't use condoms even when they knew that they or their partner had an STD."
Really?! You know they/you have an STD and still don't wrap it! WTH??

stupidity spans all age groups

Or they knew they and their partner both already had it?

animal900: I have had unprotected sex with every girl I've ever done it with, including my now wife, the mother of my (only) two children. No STDs, only one pregnancy scare (which, if you do the math, is a small miracle!)

Not really. I mean what really are the odds that either girl had an STD? =)

gutter_ca/fl: Oh don't give a dose,
To the one you love most.
Give her some marmalade,
Give her some toast.

And use Vaaaaaaseline.