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(U.S. News & World Report)   Finally, science proves what guys have always known. Women crazier than men   (health.usnews.com) divider line 33
    More: Interesting, Mental Health Services Administration, American Psychiatric Association, Comments FAQ, mental illness  
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5548 clicks; posted to Geek » on 18 Nov 2010 at 4:24 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-11-18 03:16:19 PM
Don't say that to my wife, she'll go nuts.
 
2010-11-18 03:41:40 PM
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2010-11-18 03:56:26 PM
Never trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
 
2010-11-18 04:07:33 PM
Relevant to discussion:

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2010-11-18 04:28:53 PM
Crazy... like a FOX.
 
2010-11-18 04:29:46 PM
I've yet to meet a completely sane woman.
 
2010-11-18 04:31:46 PM
Lando Lincoln: I've yet to meet a completely sane woman.

You and every other male in the history of the world
 
2010-11-18 04:36:00 PM
Biatches be crazy. Amirite fellas? Heh heh
 
2010-11-18 04:40:31 PM
Mental illness is more common among jobless people (27.7 percent) than among those with full-time jobs (17.1 percent).

You mean people with mental illnesses are less employable?! SHOCKED!

A friend of mine has a saying on this topic which I've always found to be true: "Biatches be whack."
 
2010-11-18 04:41:40 PM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Relevant to discussion:

Solution: "We'll she wouldn't be quite as attractive as you if she was as fit as you are, but if you died I might ask her out after *previously discussed appropriate mourning period*. Would you like a foot rub while I listen to you complain about other women?"
 
2010-11-18 04:50:59 PM
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I told you that biatch was crazy.

/hot linky
 
2010-11-18 04:54:58 PM
Boobiesontheside: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Relevant to discussion:

Solution: "We'll she wouldn't be quite as attractive as you if she was as fit as you are, but if you died I might ask her out after *previously discussed appropriate mourning period*. Would you like a foot rub while I listen to you complain about other women?"


Trap not avoided: "So you want me to die so you can ask her out then?"
 
2010-11-18 05:06:18 PM
I like that there are 1 million people in America that have completely FAILED at committing suicide. How hard did you try? really?
 
2010-11-18 05:10:19 PM
rickycal78: Boobiesontheside: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Relevant to discussion:

Solution: "We'll she wouldn't be quite as attractive as you if she was as fit as you are, but if you died I might ask her out after *previously discussed appropriate mourning period*. Would you like a foot rub while I listen to you complain about other women?"

Trap not avoided: "So you want me to die so you can ask her out then?"


That's why the quick foot rub complainathon is so crucial. I never claimed it was easy.
 
2010-11-18 05:18:28 PM
This would have gotten 300+ comments on the main page.

Pity.
 
2010-11-18 05:26:55 PM
RedEmily: This would have gotten 300+ comments on the main page.

Pity.


I know, I had popcorn ready and everything.
 
2010-11-18 05:43:08 PM
Yes,
but men are idiots,
so the balance is preserved.

/now watch men nod their heads agreeing they are idiots, proving the point...
//now watch ladies argue they'd rather be idiots than crazy, proving the point...
 
2010-11-18 05:46:07 PM
Ha suck it ladies!
/no really suck it
//Pretty please?
 
2010-11-18 06:13:00 PM
rogue49: Yes,
but men are idiots,
so the balance is preserved.

/now watch men nod their heads agreeing they are idiots, proving the point...
//now watch ladies argue they'd rather be idiots than crazy, proving the point...


I would rather be crazy than be an idiot. Some of the greatest painters, writers, and composers throughout history have been mentally unbalanced.
 
2010-11-18 06:14:56 PM
Boobiesontheside: rickycal78: Boobiesontheside: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Relevant to discussion:

Solution: "We'll she wouldn't be quite as attractive as you if she was as fit as you are, but if you died I might ask her out after *previously discussed appropriate mourning period*. Would you like a foot rub while I listen to you complain about other women?"

Trap not avoided: "So you want me to die so you can ask her out then?"

That's why the quick foot rub complainathon is so crucial. I never claimed it was easy.


I believe the foot rub is about the worst thing you could do, if she would even let you get that far. The first thing you should do is ignore. If she persists, agree and amplify...Uhh oh ya honey, she was hot but could have been waaaay hotter if only she had bulked up to about 800 lbs. You know how blubber turns me on. Now dip that stick of butter in beer batter and fry it already!
 
2010-11-18 06:17:33 PM
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2010-11-18 06:22:24 PM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Relevant to discussion:

LOL'd hard
 
2010-11-18 06:27:12 PM
You wouldn't trust a study by the fast food industry showing that their high-sodium and high-cholesterol products are anything but the healthiest things around, so why trust one by the mental health industry that says more people need mental health "treatment"? They've got it so that damn near every mood possible has a clinical term and any deviation from the norm is considered something that must be treated. And since they probably can't even agree on what the norm is, everyone would probably qualify, given the right analyst.

Fark these guys. If they had their way, everyone in the western world would be on medication and seeing their professional whatever three times a week at $160/hr. Some people truly have problems; treat them and let the rest of us alone. An afternoon of yardwork probably has the same therapeutic effect of 16 hours of psych time and weeks of medication.
 
2010-11-18 06:50:32 PM
She goes to school in Rhode Island. WE don't even have an American accent.
 
2010-11-18 06:56:51 PM
We suffer from "putting up with mans shiat
 
2010-11-18 07:44:24 PM
After years of working with the public (and reading FARK), I suspect the number of crazy folk is much higher percentage of the population than TFA claims.
*looks to imaginary friend Bob, who nods in agreement*
 
2010-11-18 09:37:14 PM
TeddyBallGame: She goes to school in Rhode Island. WE don't even have an American accent.

Crazy?
 
2010-11-18 10:53:42 PM
Part of that discrepancy is likely due to the tendency for men to not go to the doctor. We avoid it, we tough it out, suck it up, man up and rub some dirt on it. Women don't do that.

/Once tried toughing out what turned out to be appendicitis.
 
2010-11-18 11:07:29 PM
"Mental illness" in this context just means depression, anxiety disorders, any compulsive behaviors......so just about everybody is farking nuts.

Women probably are more neurotic than men; big whoop.
 
2010-11-19 12:59:30 AM
Women have a higher incidence of depression, a far more common mental illness. More men than women tend to have the more serious mental illnesses, such as psychosis and schizophrenia. To summarize, more women than men are a little crazy. More men than women are really batshiat.

Plus women are the ones who tend to have relationships with men, which explains the depression. ;)
 
2010-11-19 10:57:12 AM
LectertheChef: Part of that discrepancy is likely due to the tendency for men to not go to the doctor. We avoid it, we tough it out, suck it up, man up and rub some dirt on it. Women don't do that.

/Once tried toughing out what turned out to be appendicitis.


Doctors are for pussies.
 
2010-11-19 12:25:14 PM
"Depression" is one of the mental illnesses. It's not like all these people have invisible friends or something.
 
2010-11-19 01:34:17 PM
Either we "act like a pussy" and go to the doctors or we "act like a macho man asshole" and tough it out

fark all of that. I go to the doctor because he has the key to the drugs. I would rather diagnose and prescribe for myself anyway. A doctor once told me "You don`t have sciatica, you have a compromised nerve in your spine causing remote pain in your leg" just so he could be right and tell me I was wrong.....

farking selfrightiousbastardfarkingassholes

last thing I would do is go near a doctor if I was really vulnerable and needed help...

for those that do not know, sciatica is a compromised nerve in your spine causing remote pain in your leg
 
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