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(WFLS93)   It's not clear how serious gunshot wounds to boy's penis are, but let's face facts: He was shot in the penis   (fredericksburg.com) divider line 130
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2003-07-01 06:14:19 PM
***cringe***
 
2003-07-01 06:18:23 PM
Aieee!

P.S.: Great headline!
 
2003-07-01 06:19:30 PM
Shot through the dong, this tunes so wrong, we gave sex a bad name"

There you go, Bon Jovi makes everything better.

/got abso-farking-lutely nothing
 
2003-07-01 06:34:23 PM
He probably heard about how we don't need our appendix and tonsils and got carried away.
Stupid kids.
 
2003-07-01 06:53:01 PM
ow. hurts me and I don't even have a penis.
 
2003-07-01 06:58:41 PM
I sure hope the shot holes heal up or he just won't have good aim at the toilet at all.

Agree with darkhorse23 - don't have a penis, but OUCH!!!
 
2003-07-01 07:18:33 PM
Does this mean he shot his wad?
 
2003-07-01 08:00:38 PM
Fredericksburg police spokesman, Officer Jim Shelhorse, says the Woodbridge boy wouldn't talk to police or hospital personnel about what happened to him. police don't know how or where the incident occurred.

Understandable, I know I wouldn't be saying anything due to the shock of being shot in the penis.

JamesBong It's this is for fighting, this is for fun.
 
2003-07-01 08:40:52 PM
Oh, it doesn't hurt that much.
 
2003-07-01 08:42:44 PM
I've got a spare.
 
2003-07-01 09:00:23 PM
Has it reached the point of detachability?
 
2003-07-01 09:54:08 PM
Poor kid.
 
2003-07-01 09:54:16 PM
That's what I call going off half-cocked!

/ba-dum-bum!
 
2003-07-01 11:34:07 PM
I sure hope the shot holes heal up or he just won't have good aim at the toilet at all.

Oh, we're supposed to aim now?
 
2003-07-02 01:07:41 AM
Why would you let them heal? I'd pierce it if it already has the holes in it.
 
2003-07-02 01:10:22 AM
Makes the whole "hairy palm" thing seem benign, huh?
 
2003-07-02 01:52:46 AM
Props to the submitter. Great farkin headline.
 
2003-07-02 01:53:08 AM
SO WHO NEEDS A PENIS ANYWAY?
 
2003-07-02 01:53:24 AM
Ouchie!
 
2003-07-02 01:54:23 AM
I think he messed with Denzel Washington.

/Training Day
 
2003-07-02 01:54:30 AM
was it a single or double barrel?
 
2003-07-02 01:55:13 AM
Tis but a scratch.
 
2003-07-02 01:56:47 AM
I think he was trying to perform a self-circumcision.
 
2003-07-02 01:58:01 AM
Oh man, I so feel sorry for this kid. Unless of course he did it himself.

Found daddies gun=bullet hole in the junk.


Hmmm I wouldn't talk to the police either.
 
2003-07-02 02:00:08 AM
Just a flesh wound...
 
2003-07-02 02:01:12 AM
How is there a penis left after a gunshot to it?

Must have been some package to begin with!
 
2003-07-02 02:02:11 AM
Oh, we're supposed to aim now?

Well, think of it this way: at least he'll be able to please a crowd. It's no longer down to the "6 feet to the base of the tree" game. Lawd knows I lost that one once or twice. <=
 
2003-07-02 02:02:15 AM
Wow....nothing else to be said...
 
2003-07-02 02:03:55 AM
better off
 
2003-07-02 02:04:09 AM
So, did the bullet mushroom ?
 
SGF
2003-07-02 02:04:18 AM
I've heard of going off half-cocked, but this is ridiculous...

/shudders
 
2003-07-02 02:05:05 AM
i guess the kid that blew his eyelids off with a frog has a brother.
 
2003-07-02 02:05:21 AM
Reminds me of a particularly excrutiating story I read some years ago - a story that even to this day makes me feel uncomfortable...

http://www.geocities.com/allwhacked/shiatzngiggles/selfcirc.htm

You must forgive me, I am still new to this link thing. Just cut and paste.
 
2003-07-02 02:05:34 AM
Hey kid, try this. It'll put some lead in your pencil.
 
2003-07-02 02:07:09 AM
dandamanfl: If I'm arrested in the near future for the mass murder of thousands of people in this area, I'd like to formally blame you, on the record, for getting that little ditty stuck in my head, especially in your deranged iteration thereof.
 
2003-07-02 02:07:35 AM
"...uhm, the doctor said you're going to die."
 
2003-07-02 02:09:15 AM
XXTAFTIGXX: That's a very strange line in your bio. You being a dentist and all...
 
2003-07-02 02:10:00 AM
Ten years from now he will look back at this and laugh.

Bitterly.
 
2003-07-02 02:10:10 AM
How does someone get shot in the penis without also getting shot in something else...a leg, for example?
 
2003-07-02 02:10:35 AM
That was me, I shot my penis in frustration because I've been banned from fark for a week.
 
2003-07-02 02:11:24 AM
I TOLD him not to stick his penis in there for pleasure! Now he's gone and blown his load.
 
2003-07-02 02:11:29 AM
rabid_baby, some peoples penises extend outward. SOME peoples
 
SGF
2003-07-02 02:11:40 AM
RubberSoul:

go here
 
2003-07-02 02:13:15 AM
Um ... that link I gave the url for back there a few? Here it is again.

http://www.geocities.com/allwhacked/shiatzngiggles/selfcirc.htm

Well, it's not really 'shiatzngiggles' ... it's spelled a little differently, only FARK won't let me spell it right. I'm sure you can figure it out. Sorry for the confusion.
 
2003-07-02 02:13:23 AM
That made me double over just reading the headline.
 
2003-07-02 02:13:42 AM
Lord knows that I look back to the day I was shot in the penis, and I laugh with much glee.

Oh, that was the day.
 
2003-07-02 02:13:46 AM
cola scares me
 
2003-07-02 02:14:13 AM
This is why god invented holsters. A gun in the waistband may look cool (actually it doesn't), but it's just a plain bad idea.
 
2003-07-02 02:16:08 AM
Incredibly, there are more words in the description of the article than the article itself. Sad.
 
2003-07-02 02:16:23 AM
Thanks for the tip Mr. Goat-Farker

Let's see if this works...

Self-Circumsicion
 
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