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(Talking Points Memo)   American Family Association: Feminized MoH winner Sgt. Salvatore Giunta isn't bloodthirsty enough for this honor   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 177
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2010-11-17 05:11:16 PM  
Dear American Family Association:

F*ck you in the ear.

Signed, America
 
2010-11-17 05:14:14 PM  
Fischer's take? "So the question is this: when are we going to start awarding the Medal of Honor once again for soldiers who kill people and break things so our families can sleep safely at night?"

I'm sure the soldiers he saved and their families are sleeping quite soundly, thank you very much.

What nasty, craven people the AFA are. Jeebus is going go primeval on their asses when he gets back.
 
2010-11-17 05:19:57 PM  
You don't like Barack Obama. We get it.
 
2010-11-17 05:23:07 PM  
Also funny seeing such a religious man forego quoting the bible to quote George Patton.
 
2010-11-17 05:25:57 PM  
It never fails that groups with names like "American Family Association" have little or nothing to do with what their names would imply.
 
2010-11-17 05:26:54 PM  
I admire his principled stance against grizzly bears.
 
2010-11-17 05:27:01 PM  
Man, this friggin' guy might be a bigger lowlife than Beck and Hannity combined. F*ck him and f*ck his "family" association.
 
2010-11-17 05:31:18 PM  
tnpir: Man, this friggin' guy might be a bigger lowlife than Beck and Hannity combined. F*ck him and f*ck his "family" association.

Put him in the same situation as Giunta and he would have shiat his pants and surrendered.
 
2010-11-17 05:33:45 PM  
Didn't he have at least one confirmed kill and most likely another kill when he was rescuing his comrades? Anyway, what a world class dick.
 
2010-11-17 05:42:18 PM  
What a piece of shiat.
 
2010-11-17 05:42:37 PM  
Plus he's italian. Not a good native american. No, not those kind. Real native americans. You know. Europeans. Italy's in Europe you say? You know what I mean. White european.
 
2010-11-17 05:45:24 PM  
Dear AFA: Perhaps you were unaware of this, but real life combat is not like Modern Warfare 2. You don't get points for having a decent K/D ratio and your squad mates don't respawn after 10 seconds.
 
2010-11-17 05:46:15 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Plus he's italian. Not a good native american. No, not those kind. Real native americans. You know. Europeans. Italy's in Europe you say? You know what I mean. White european.

www.premiere.com

You see, Sicilians...
 
2010-11-17 05:48:26 PM  
Let me get this out of the way:

Fischer is a favorite of social conservative Republicans, and spoke at the Values Voter summit this fall alongside Mitt Romney, Jim DeMint, and other big-shot Republicans.


This is why this is a big deal.
 
2010-11-17 05:52:32 PM  
Also, women are bad.
 
2010-11-17 06:28:44 PM  
TFA: Fischer recently argued that it's time to get rid of the "curse" that is the Grizzly Bear because of the number of humans who have been killed by bears: "One human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears. Another way to put it is that there is no number of live grizzlies worth one dead human being. If it's a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it's time."

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-11-17 06:29:28 PM  
House of Tards: Dear AFA: Perhaps you were unaware of this, but real life combat is not like Modern Warfare 2. You don't get points for having a decent K/D ratio and your squad mates don't respawn after 10 seconds.

www.therightperspective.org

/Fark the AFA with a big rubber dick.
 
2010-11-17 06:30:16 PM  
F*ck off, douchebag.
 
2010-11-17 06:31:19 PM  
Here's Bryan Fischer's biography from the AFA. What's conspicuously missing? Military service.
 
2010-11-17 06:32:55 PM  
I wonder if the thinking went:

Sgt. Salvatore Giunta? Couldn't they find someone with name like Bryan Fischer? You know American name?

But you couldn't say that so had to think of other crap.
 
2010-11-17 06:34:07 PM  
Their membership list is a list of people who would not be missed.
 
2010-11-17 06:34:09 PM  
God's teeth, these assholes deserve a swift kick in the yambag.
 
2010-11-17 06:34:23 PM  
What the fark is wrong with these people?

Seriously, AFA. What the fark is WRONG with you?
 
2010-11-17 06:34:48 PM  
Body count? Is this guy stuck in Vietnam still?
 
2010-11-17 06:35:34 PM  
Because we're better than that.
 
2010-11-17 06:36:21 PM  
Misogynist much?
 
2010-11-17 06:36:51 PM  
Generally it's a safe assumption that any group with "Family" in their title is full of shiat and deserves to DIAF.

also, FTFA: Here's how the AP described Medal of Honor winner Army Sgt. Salvatore Giunta heroics:

Giunta, the first living Medal of Honor winner


No, AP, you receive or are awarded the medal. You win nothing.
 
2010-11-17 06:38:15 PM  
Philip Francis Queeg: Here's Bryan Fischer's biography from the AFA. What's conspicuously missing? Military service.

media.onsugar.com

God, I'm tired of low testosterone old cowards trying to live their teenage badass fantasies through the US military.
 
2010-11-17 06:38:51 PM  
ultraholland: Generally it's a safe assumption that any group with "Family" in their title is full of shiat and deserves to DIAF.

This is true.

Usually I just mentally replace the word "family" with the word "fascist," and it usually works just as well. Actually, it's usually more accurate that way.
 
2010-11-17 06:39:12 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Also funny seeing such a religious man forego quoting the bible to quote George Patton.

Clergyman: I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?

Patton: I sure do. Every goddamn day.
 
2010-11-17 06:40:15 PM  
ultraholland

No, AP, you receive or are awarded the medal. You win nothing.

I said, good day, sir!
 
2010-11-17 06:40:33 PM  
this is why i am positive there is no God.
 
2010-11-17 06:41:20 PM  
Fischer is an atrocious douche. I hope he gets outed for the truck-stop gloryhole power bottom chubby-chasing bear lover he is.
 
2010-11-17 06:42:04 PM  
ultraholland: Generally it's a safe assumption that any group with "Family" in their title is full of shiat and deserves to DIAF.

also, FTFA: Here's how the AP described Medal of Honor winner Army Sgt. Salvatore Giunta heroics:

Giunta, the first living Medal of Honor winner

No, AP, you receive or are awarded the medal. You win nothing.


Considering they described the newest Arleigh-Burke DDG as a "battleship" last week, it's a wonder they can put words on paper.
 
2010-11-17 06:42:30 PM  
Dear AFA:

img703.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-17 06:43:39 PM  
Isitoveryet: this is why i am positive there is no God.

No, it's worse: there is a God and he's got a really bizarre and sadistic sense of humor.
 
2010-11-17 06:44:14 PM  
Isitoveryet: this is why i am positive there is no God.

Why can't the believers come out and say that organizations like this are the work of the devil? Surely anyone of sound moral standing and conviction cannot allow these bigoted heathens to sully their religion's good name. Right? Anyone?
 
2010-11-17 06:44:35 PM  
 
2010-11-17 06:44:49 PM  
Dwight_Yeast: Isitoveryet: this is why i am positive there is no God.

No, it's worse: there is a God and he's she's got a really bizarre and sadistic sense of humor.


and it gets even worse.
 
2010-11-17 06:44:52 PM  
I'm sure the Army would make an exception in his case so he could be enlisted and get sent to Afghanistan in order to try and earn the MOH himself...
 
2010-11-17 06:46:10 PM  
So why aren't we protesting outside AFA hq right now?

Oh right the fat Rascal crowd doesn't give a fark.
 
2010-11-17 06:46:35 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Also funny seeing such a religious man forego quoting the bible to quote George Patton.

Patton also said that only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled revolver. So I guess he'd met Bryan Fischer's dad. And mom.
 
2010-11-17 06:47:00 PM  
Fischer: "we now award it only for preventing casualties, not for inflicting them."

Guess all those guys in Vietnam who jumped on grenades were actually inflicting casualties, not preventing them.

Also, since when is it Christian to glorify killing people. You can make a distinction between murder and killing on the battlefield, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to feel bad about both.
 
2010-11-17 06:47:05 PM  
ultraholland: Why can't the believers come out and say that organizations like this are the work of the devil? Surely anyone of sound moral standing and conviction cannot allow these bigoted heathens to sully their religion's good name. Right? Anyone?

Good people are too busy off being good to talk down about others.

Since I'm not a good person, I'll just say that this guy can give my leather Cheerio a good tongue bathing.
 
2010-11-17 06:47:30 PM  
detfrost1: So why aren't we protesting outside AFA hq right now?

Oh right the fat Rascal crowd doesn't give a fark.


You don't bite the hand that gives the reach-around, or something.
 
2010-11-17 06:49:05 PM  
Isitoveryet: Dwight_Yeast: Isitoveryet: this is why i am positive there is no God.

No, it's worse: there is a God and he's she's got a really bizarre and sadistic sense of humor, tentacles and a taste for human flesh.

and it gets even worse.


FTFM
 
2010-11-17 06:49:05 PM  
I just want to grab people like this by the shoulders and shake the shiat out of them while yelling "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" until they break down and realize the error of their ways.

Or die from being shaken too much, like a baby. Either way.
 
2010-11-17 06:49:15 PM  
So, when is he going to enlist?
 
2010-11-17 06:49:41 PM  
It's just like Jesus said- "What is best in life? To kill your enemy, to burn his house and take his riches, to see his herds driven before you, and to clasp his weeping wives and daughters to your chest."
 
2010-11-17 06:49:48 PM  
ultraholland: Isitoveryet: this is why i am positive there is no God.

Why can't the believers come out and say that organizations like this are the work of the devil? Surely anyone of sound moral standing and conviction cannot allow these bigoted heathens to sully their religion's good name. Right? Anyone?


the silent majority? more nice folks need to get all teabaggy. at least shout and make some signs people!
 
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