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Big flap over vaginal surgeries, Phil Collins' su-su-suicidal thoughts, and you never go d'k-tahg-to-mouth: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 11/7 - 11/12
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No posting this week, enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-11-07 to Sat 2010-11-12:
Playing Mozart over mall speakers shown to cut crime. Similar experiment playing Shubert remains unfinished
Australia in a big flap over increase in vaginal surgery
Cops arrest driver who threw potato at a pedestrian who did not have her eyes peeled. Story to the left, common taters to the right
In astounding display of masochism, black man vows to fight for minority whip
Stoned Bears in Yellowstone. EVERYBODY PICNIC
Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill was sentenced to hang for defaming the prophet Muhammed
Alabama sex toy store opens drive-thru service. Most people remarked how small the Japanese cars were, how black cars weren't any bigger than white ones, and wondered why 1 in 10 tried to drive through backwards
Boeing 787 on test flight makes emergency landing in Laredo TX, is immediately stripped and left up on blocks
Man purposely sets himself on fire outside doctors' clinic. Friends insist he was not depressed, claim he always lights up a room
Community Chest: Shot in groin while playing Monopoly. Pay hospital $100
Teen admits he made up story about fending off bear with pocket knife. Police became suspicious when he said he fended off a bear with a pocket knife
Cowboys' team website vanishes as they are unable to string together three Ws
Lions sign ex-Spartan kicker, quickly fill any bottomless pits in the area
A source is a source of course, of course, and no one questions a source of course. That is, of course, unless the source is the famous ESPN
Scientists discover that the human brain responds differently based on the proximity, direction and the size of the TARANTULA
Twin volcanoes erupt in Kamchatka. Rescuers from Indonesia expected to get there in four turns
Venom may aid muscular dystrophy, punch Peter Parker in the face
"Days of Our Lives" renewed for another two years by the executive producer's evil twin brother
Rosario Dawson wants to be a Klingon. You never go d'k-tahg-to-mouth
Katy Perry barely covers her cleavage with microwave newspaper turquoise giraffe popsicle haberdasher
I see your WWII-era Soviet anti-tank dog and raise you a terrorist dog. Your dog wants death to all wh--SQUIRREL
Obama has rare opportunity to reshape Pentagon. I'm thinking dodecahedron
Rush Limbaugh interviews George W. Bush, throws more softballs than the Lesbian World Series
Michael Jackson's children recall their father fondledly
Phil Collins admits having su-su-suicidal thoughts
Jack White will reteam with Meg White's breasts and record a new White Stripes record
Rolls Royce shares plummet like a Qantas A380
Money concerns had no role in the Deepwater Horizon disaster. BP was far too busy thinking about safety, the environment, clean energy, and sea turtles to even *think* about money. So are we done here, or what?
French company introduces lingerie held together with magnets. Reaction has been both positive and negative
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