maybe instead of a wooden plank he should have just gone back for the camcorder and let her be... anyone??

I saved a chick's life once, or at least she thought I did. I was rewarded with the best bj EVAH!

/Her knees were very sharp, but I let her do me anyway.
//We're still good friends.

Already drunk and wet, just how I like my women.

Kar98: chevydeuce: So....uh...anybody have her number or at least her Facebook? Ya know, cuz she seems like somebody to party with...

Indeed: [redacted]

Yay, new people banned!

From the Posting Rules: "Don't post private/contact information no matter how easily obtained."

OH GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LINE!

"She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

acaciaavenue: Seconded. He's no hero, shoulda let her dumbass drown.

Or at least prenegotiated a blowjob.

Ahhh, fark.

60% "should have let the coont die!"
40% "I bet I could have sex with her!"

I'd sink it in her canal.

Smokey the Bare: I before the "Why are the Police arresting her? She already lost her car. Cops are all assholes" farkers show up.

You are sorely mistaken. We had dumb coonts more than we hate cops.

had, hate, whatever you want.

/damnit

kiwichan: Kar98: chevydeuce: So....uh...anybody have her number or at least her Facebook? Ya know, cuz she seems like somebody to party with...

Indeed: [redacted]

Yay, new people banned!


and a new Honorary Junior Deputy of the Month, too! This thread just keeps on giving!

Say37: Lou Brown: I lol'd

Drats...

Better photo (new window)


Typical dumpy-looking NJ chicks.

Setion: Ahhh, fark.

60% "should have let the coont die!"
40% "I bet I could have sex with her!"

I'm thinking these two should add up to more than 100%

Setion: Ahhh, fark.

60% "should have let the coont die!"
40% "I bet I could have sex with her!"

To be fair, I'm sure a good 5-10% would qualify for both categories.

Lou Brown: Setion: Ahhh, fark.

60% "should have let the coont die!"
40% "I bet I could have sex with her!"

To be fair, I'm sure a good 5-10% would qualify for both categories.

As long as I can have sex with her before she dies. I have my standards.

jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.

I'd have stuffed her ass back in there.

FTA: "According to charging documents, Ocean City Police Pfc. Pat Flynn was taking her back to the police station when she told him, "If you drop me off here, I'll give you $20 ... I'll pay you anything, just let me go.She offered increasing amounts up to $200 in exchange for her release, police said. Police also charged Vanderhook with attempting to bribe a public official."

Wow. What a winner.

OscarTamerz: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.' I said, 'Darling, you gotta get out, or you're going to die,' " Sullivan said.

Whatever she offered the cops to let her go she better hextuple to this guy for saving her dumass. And if he has no taste in women she should add free booty calls in perpetuity. Nothing like threatening someone while they are trying to save your life and then turn down a ride from that same person that could potentially have saved you from a DUI and a felony charge.

Tough call though, if you launch your car into a canal, could you be charged with leaving the scene of an accident?

Of course, she was leaving anyways... the dumbass was stupid enough to wait for a bus. Maybe she should have thought of that earlier.

I saved a chicks life once, but she was 90 and I didn't really consider pursuing any sexual favors.

Perhaps if she removed her teeth....

+1 to Vance Collins

Sullivan said he was staying in an apartment above the restaurant when he was awoken by the grating sound of a flat tire being driven on the rim of her Toyota Camry

This guy must have pretty good ears to be able to tell it was a woman's Toyota Camry just by the sound of the rim scraping the pavement.

/Well I guess the fact that the rim was scraping the pavement points to a female driver

Lawsuit against Hero in 3....2.....

dead_dangler: FTA: "According to charging documents, Ocean City Police Pfc. Pat Flynn was taking her back to the police station when she told him, "If you drop me off here, I'll give you $20 ... I'll pay you anything, just let me go.She offered increasing amounts up to $200 in exchange for her release, police said. Police also charged Vanderhook with attempting to bribe a public official."

Wow. What a winner.

lol. If I was a cop then I would have said OK...but first you have to do this ;)

How long before she's back on here?

facebook.com/OceanCityRestaurantCanalExaminer

Fixed that for her.

This is a great thread... her facebook wall is classic. "Bring your scuba gear." LOL!

THe internet has so many possibilities for entertainment... this is so much better than TV.

thank you fark.

It's good that she was saved and that she didn't manage to hurt anyone or anything other than that car. I hope she realizes she got a second chance in life and it helps her grow up and get her dumb ass back on track.

pxsteel: I am the only reason you are still breathing. You belong to me now. I will treat you well, but make no mistake, you are mine.

Yeah, this. She'd be my white-trashy concubine.

I like that she was a philosophy major...

TheDumbBlonde: SurfaceTension: This would be news only if it involved Ted Kennedy.

/even moreso now that Kennedy has been dead for 2 years.

It's The Reverse Teddy.

Which is why she must have had that "windshield" installed on the back of her car.

which he used to bust open the vehicle's rear windshield,

Stay Cool Babylon: 23? In what, Kieth Richards years? She's a hot little mess though. Would definitely penis that.

Maybe someone who wrecked her car while drunk, nearly drowned, and was arrested might not photograph in the most flattering light?

Justin Case: jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.

I'd have stuffed her ass back in there.

I'd just stuff it in her ass.
/rimshot

How long til she takes out someone driving drunk, should have left her in there...

I also want to know why she was charged with both "driving while intoxicated and driving under the influence."

BesiktasBoy83: bbfreak: BesiktasBoy83: she is hot. If I saved her life and she had to do what I wanted then I would have some ideas ;)

Hot? What are you smoking. Totally not worth it.

She is drunk and has been underwater and its early morning. Underneath she is pretty good I can tell.

I can see it too.

Un-friending 687 friends in 3, 2, 1...

Jormungandr: Justin Case: jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.

I'd have stuffed her ass back in there.

I'd just stuff it in her ass.
/rimshot

:-)

dead_dangler: FTA: "According to charging documents, Ocean City Police Pfc. Pat Flynn was taking her back to the police station when she told him, "If you drop me off here, I'll give you $20 ... I'll pay you anything, just let me go.She offered increasing amounts up to $200 in exchange for her release, police said. Police also charged Vanderhook with attempting to bribe a public official."

Wow. What a winner.

What's the additional charge for attempting to bribe a public official? Seems like it may be worth a shot.

Invisible Pedestrian: dead_dangler: FTA: "According to charging documents, Ocean City Police Pfc. Pat Flynn was taking her back to the police station when she told him, "If you drop me off here, I'll give you $20 ... I'll pay you anything, just let me go.She offered increasing amounts up to $200 in exchange for her release, police said. Police also charged Vanderhook with attempting to bribe a public official."

Wow. What a winner.

What's the additional charge for attempting to bribe a public official? Seems like it may be worth a shot.

20$ is an insult. They get way more from drug dealers and illegals.

Well, that's nice of him.

Not sure if I'd hit it, but I would wiggle it around in her mouth for a little while.

Lou Brown: I lol'd

Lolz, her friend wasn't pleased:

Railroadfan: Lou Brown: I lol'd

Lolz, her friend wasn't pleased:

still waiting for Jody's opinion

I'm so happy I popped in here before going to bed....

+1 to Vance Collins

still laughing...

lolz

Mmmm_Hogfat: I also want to know why she was charged with both "driving while intoxicated and driving under the influence water."

FTFY