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(Delawareonline)   Not news: Man picks up drunk girl after last call. Fark: Out of her car which is sinking in a canal. (With mugshot goodness)   (delawareonline.com) divider line 108
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2010-11-16 02:04:48 PM
She obviously wasn't a witch
 
2010-11-16 02:13:40 PM
"She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.
 
2010-11-16 02:22:50 PM
This would be news only if it involved Ted Kennedy.

/even moreso now that Kennedy has been dead for 2 years.
 
2010-11-16 02:34:47 PM
That's one lucky snowflake.
 
2010-11-16 03:04:32 PM
SurfaceTension: This would be news only if it involved Ted Kennedy.

/even moreso now that Kennedy has been dead for 2 years.


It's The Reverse Teddy.
 
2010-11-16 03:40:13 PM
jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.


THIS

Let the biatch drown.
 
2010-11-16 05:17:35 PM
jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.



Heh. I think her car has a few more problems than just a broken window.


FTFA:

According to charging documents, Ocean City Police Pfc. Pat Flynn was taking her back to the police station when she told him, "If you drop me off here, I'll give you $20 ... I'll pay you anything, just let me go."

She offered increasing amounts up to $200 in exchange for her release, police said. Police also charged Vanderhook with attempting to bribe a public official.



I'm willing to be that's not all she offered.
 
2010-11-16 05:49:51 PM
Taylor Cole Vanderhook of Fenwick Island drove across the parking lot of Macky's Bayside Grill at 54th Street, bumped a pontoon boat on blocks, then drove into a canal behind a Candy Kitchen and Chauncey's Surf Shop.

This needs a "Yakety Sax" soundtrack.
 
2010-11-16 06:01:24 PM
Darwin reported to have said, "Curses, foiled."
 
2010-11-16 06:01:58 PM
Tara Reid has really let herself go.
 
2010-11-16 06:01:58 PM
Darwin denied. Damn.
 
2010-11-16 06:02:31 PM
Mom?
 
2010-11-16 06:02:44 PM
jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.


She's under the IQ limit, throw her back.

/the kind of person you are when you're drunk says a lot about you
//i just laugh when I'm drunk
 
2010-11-16 06:02:44 PM
ted keneddy had no comment.
 
2010-11-16 06:04:05 PM
He came down to the ground in an effort to help. He said he could hear Vanderhook talking to someone on a phone and that she was not able to open her passenger windows to escape. He watched as the water filled the cabin, leaving 6-10 inches of air, and sought an object large enough to break the glass. He dove three times into the water, looking for ways to get her out.

Finding nothing, he ran back toward his restaurant for help and tripped on a wooden plank, which he used to bust open the vehicle's rear windshield, giving Vanderhook an opening to escape the sinking car.

"She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.' I said, 'Darling, you gotta get out, or you're going to die,' " Sullivan said.

Did not need the mugshot to know she was blond.

And to the "Hero"? Your heart was in the right place but yeah. Should have let Darwin take over.
 
2010-11-16 06:04:20 PM
Charged with driving while intoxicated AND driving under the influence?
 
2010-11-16 06:04:47 PM
The_Sponge: jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.


Heh. I think her car has a few more problems than just a broken window.


FTFA:

According to charging documents, Ocean City Police Pfc. Pat Flynn was taking her back to the police station when she told him, "If you drop me off here, I'll give you $20 ... I'll pay you anything, just let me go."

She offered increasing amounts up to $200 in exchange for her release, police said. Police also charged Vanderhook with attempting to bribe a public official.


I'm willing to be that's not all she offered.


I thought that too, but it seems that they would included solicitation in the charges; or, Officer friendly did administer the flesh breathalyzer and forgot to mention it - oops!
 
2010-11-16 06:06:48 PM
she is hot. If I saved her life and she had to do what I wanted then I would have some ideas ;)
 
2010-11-16 06:07:17 PM
Welcome to Club VANDERHOOK!
 
2010-11-16 06:07:51 PM
ha-ha-guy: /the kind of person you are when you're drunk says a lot about you

I smoke a lot when I'm drunk.

I'm smokin'.
 
2010-11-16 06:08:05 PM
I before the "Why are the Police arresting her? She already lost her car. Cops are all assholes" farkers show up.
 
2010-11-16 06:08:54 PM
BesiktasBoy83: she is hot. If I saved her life and she had to do what I wanted then I would have some ideas ;)

Hot? What are you smoking. Totally not worth it.
 
2010-11-16 06:08:56 PM
Stanfan114: He came down to the ground in an effort to help. He said he could hear Vanderhook talking to someone on a phone and that she was not able to open her passenger windows to escape.

I hope she gets an additional fine for using a phone while driving.
 
2010-11-16 06:09:46 PM
Jessica Savage kinda wished he was around for her...


/too soon?
 
2010-11-16 06:09:59 PM
Her second DUI and she's only 23 years old? Something tells me that even I would have a chance of getting this one into bed.
 
2010-11-16 06:10:19 PM
bbfreak: BesiktasBoy83: she is hot. If I saved her life and she had to do what I wanted then I would have some ideas ;)

Hot? What are you smoking. Totally not worth it.


She is drunk and has been underwater and its early morning. Underneath she is pretty good I can tell.
 
2010-11-16 06:11:48 PM
TheDumbBlonde: SurfaceTension: This would be news only if it involved Ted Kennedy.

/even moreso now that Kennedy has been dead for 2 years.

It's The Reverse Teddy.


It's sad though, because both of this guy's brothers are murderers. One shot a guy outside a hotel in California, and the other was just cruising down the street in Dallas and decided to shoot some guy through the window of a book depository.

/some say he shot another dude as well that day...
 
2010-11-16 06:12:30 PM
Necrosis: Stanfan114: He came down to the ground in an effort to help. He said he could hear Vanderhook talking to someone on a phone and that she was not able to open her passenger windows to escape.

I hope she gets an additional fine for using a phone while driving.


Technically, the car was at a complete stop and she was well out of traffic.

Well...automobile traffic.
 
2010-11-16 06:13:34 PM
FTA: ""He, no doubt in my mind, saved her life," said Ocean City police spokeswoman Jessica Waters. "When you look up 'hero' in the dictionary, that's what you find. Thank goodness he was there.""

Yes, thank goodness he saved her so she can drive drunk again and maybe kill someone else instead of just killing herself. It would have been a real pity if she drowned.
 
2010-11-16 06:13:50 PM
Necrosis: Stanfan114: He came down to the ground in an effort to help. He said he could hear Vanderhook talking to someone on a phone and that she was not able to open her passenger windows to escape.

I hope she gets an additional fine for using a phone while driving
boating.
 
2010-11-16 06:16:02 PM
TomD9938: ha-ha-guy: /the kind of person you are when you're drunk says a lot about you

I smoke a lot when I'm drunk.

I'm smokin'.


I make up crazy lies to see if I can get people to believe them.
 
2010-11-16 06:16:04 PM
Atomic Spunk: Her second DUI and she's only 23 years old? Something tells me that even I would have a chance of getting this one into bed.

You'd better hit it before she has to go to her court appointed sobriety classes; or maybe after she gets done, dunno.
 
2010-11-16 06:16:10 PM
"She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.' I said, 'Darling, you gotta get out, or you're going to die,' " Sullivan said.

Whatever she offered the cops to let her go she better hextuple to this guy for saving her dumass. And if he has no taste in women she should add free booty calls in perpetuity. Nothing like threatening someone while they are trying to save your life and then turn down a ride from that same person that could potentially have saved you from a DUI and a felony charge.
 
2010-11-16 06:16:20 PM
I waould like to think that she got the shiat scared out of her enough to not go for a trifecta, but something tells me that's not gonna be the case.
 
2010-11-16 06:16:52 PM
So....uh...anybody have her number or at least her Facebook? Ya know, cuz she seems like somebody to party with...
 
2010-11-16 06:17:08 PM
Lampmonster: TomD9938: ha-ha-guy: /the kind of person you are when you're drunk says a lot about you

I smoke a lot when I'm drunk.

I'm smokin'.

I make up crazy lies to see if I can get people to believe them.


Too...much...political bait...

*head asplodes*
 
2010-11-16 06:17:35 PM
OscarTamerz: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.' I said, 'Darling, you gotta get out, or you're going to die,' " Sullivan said.

Whatever she offered the cops to let her go she better hextuple to this guy for saving her dumass. And if he has no taste in women she should add free booty calls in perpetuity. Nothing like threatening someone while they are trying to save your life and then turn down a ride from that same person that could potentially have saved you from a DUI and a felony charge.


She's 23 and blonde.

/and a stoopid biatch
 
2010-11-16 06:18:21 PM
Gotta check out her Facebook wall, hilarious.
 
2010-11-16 06:18:29 PM
I lol'd

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2010-11-16 06:20:40 PM
jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

At least he didn't break her house.

hateonme.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-11-16 06:21:08 PM
Lou Brown: I lol'd

So did I.
 
2010-11-16 06:21:13 PM
I love drunk guest bartenders.
 
2010-11-16 06:23:29 PM
I am the only reason you are still breathing. You belong to me now. I will treat you well, but make no mistake, you are mine.
 
2010-11-16 06:23:30 PM
Lou Brown: I lol'd

If I used Facebook, I'd be tempted to find and friend this Vance.
 
2010-11-16 06:25:12 PM
Great story. She would have earned getting out of a DUI if she escaped without the guys help and ran then reported the car stolen. Assuming no one named mary jo was still in the car.
 
2010-11-16 06:26:46 PM
Say37: facebook goodness (new window)

Vance Collins wins.


I may sign in to FB just so I can like Vance's comment.

/daughter is a 23 yr old bartender, forwarding this.
//yes, she's hot
 
2010-11-16 06:32:52 PM
Came here to make sure Vance Collins got his free internet, and I see he has.
 
2010-11-16 06:34:19 PM
Not to be buzzkill or anything, but I wonder what this coont would say if I told her that my dad died in a car accident because of a drunk driver. Aside from that fact, she should be grateful that she's even alive.

But this is Fark, and I digress. This article likely wouldn't have been greenlit if Darwin got his way on this one.
 
2010-11-16 06:34:59 PM
jehovahs witness protection: "She said, 'Dude, I'm gonna kill you -- you broke my car.'

Okay coont...drown.


Seconded. He's no hero, shoulda let her dumbass drown.
 
2010-11-16 06:38:53 PM
chevydeuce: So....uh...anybody have her number or at least her Facebook? Ya know, cuz she seems like somebody to party with...

Indeed: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/OceanCityRestaurantExaminer?v=wall
 
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