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(Telegraph)   Parents encouraged to sniff children, but fortunately not the ones in diapers   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 25
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2010-11-15 03:07:49 PM
"Parents will now be able to put two and two together if their child smells of ash."

For some parents even that won't be enough.
 
2010-11-15 06:43:23 PM
Well, at least they're not comin' home smellin' like pot.
 
2010-11-15 08:08:37 PM
WILL YOU SMELL ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?
 
2010-11-15 08:12:00 PM
"Parents will now be able to put two and two together if their child smells of ash."

Sometimes I wonder if the UK is really full of idiots or if the media merely portrays them this way.
 
2010-11-15 08:18:56 PM
I wonder how much money was spent on this bullshiat. The idiots who light these fires are long gone before the fire is big enough to envelop them with smoke stink.

/Stuff sticks to my longer haired dog for over a week
 
2010-11-15 08:19:08 PM
I learned years ago that early sniff detection was crucial to avoiding poopie diaper changing.
 
2010-11-15 08:24:00 PM
Sniff your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picked, the one you'll know by.


Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you would cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.


/got nothing
 
2010-11-15 08:53:26 PM
Also picks up smoking, drinking & sex (if your daughter smells like semen, ya got a problem... if your SON smells like it, ya got two!)
 
2010-11-15 08:58:09 PM
www.pleasegodno.com
 
2010-11-15 09:02:35 PM
Reminds me of the scene in Boyz n the Hood where Laurence Fishburn's character is sniffing Cuba Gooding Jr.'s character.
 
2010-11-15 09:04:12 PM
images.uulyrics.com

/hot like a fresh ash hole
 
2010-11-15 09:06:04 PM
Can arson really be such a big problem in the UK that they need to encourage this level of paranoia? Sure, lots of kids will sneak some firecrackers occasionally, but arson, seriously?

I'd love to see the reactions if they promoted this in the U.S. All the Fox News watching moms would send their kids off to bible camp and freak out and call the police when they come home smelling like ash and s'mores.

/Assuming of course that they actually camp at bible camp
//I have no idea really.
 
2010-11-15 09:12:21 PM
I'm pleasantly surprised you got the no-apostrophe right.

Well done, subby.

;)
 
2010-11-15 09:22:51 PM
NullReferenceException: ...in the UK ... this level of paranoia?

If there's one thing I've learned on FARK -- The answer to that is a definitive "Yes".
 
2010-11-15 09:25:33 PM
If the parents think their kids smell like Ash, the watch out for their boomsticks.
 
2010-11-15 09:58:04 PM
NullReferenceException: Can arson really be such a big problem in the UK that they need to encourage this level of paranoia? Sure, lots of kids will sneak some firecrackers occasionally, but arson, seriously?

I'd love to see the reactions if they promoted this in the U.S. All the Fox News watching moms would send their kids off to bible camp and freak out and call the police when they come home smelling like ash and s'mores.

/Assuming of course that they actually camp at bible camp
//I have no idea really.


Oh, I'm sure they do a lot of "camping" there.
If you know what I mean.
 
2010-11-15 10:10:25 PM
nirvana.djzoki.info

/link is hot, could burn out before thread fades away.
 
2010-11-15 10:11:24 PM
I did it once after ramen jr. had been out all weekend and he smelled of fried chicken and shame. From then on, what he smells like is his own business. Mama don't wana know.
 
2010-11-15 11:02:28 PM
I'm pretty sure that all boys are pyromaniacs.
So how do you distinguish between arson and ordinary fires by smell?
 
2010-11-15 11:22:26 PM
I used to love fire as a teenager.

Actually still do... Either way, just because your kid smells of fire that doesn't mean much. And encouraging parents to turn their kids in for arsonis just golden.

Stay classy UK, and for god's sake try to stop panicking about this sort of shiat.
 
2010-11-15 11:43:46 PM
NullReferenceException: Can arson really be such a big problem in the UK that they need to encourage this level of paranoia?

There was apparently a specific set of arson cases that they're trying to deal with, I didn't read the article in depth but from my skimming I got something about a local viewing platform being torched among other things.
 
2010-11-16 03:07:34 AM
Because no adult would light a fire. Ever.
 
2010-11-16 07:14:04 AM
I thought the UK was the land of CCTV cameras on every corner, if this park has such a problem with arson to begin with you'd think they'd at least set up a perimeter.

//Check with the boys down at the crime lab...
 
2010-11-16 08:29:02 AM
Strange but not a stranger.
 
2010-11-16 07:02:12 PM
"Adults sniff children?!! I can dig it! Shaft!"

files.sharenator.com
 
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